J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock

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Biography

Career Highlights:

- Self-apointed King of Peasemoldia
* GeoRef: Hoxton, North London 51°32′02″N 0°05′06″W (just off the Balls Pond Road)
* Note: subsequently abdicated to assume the role of Dictator

- World's dirtiest old man
* First hand character references (second hand by appointment only)
* Lallies the envy of all and sundry
* Able and willing to make a fist of any situtation
* Scrubbers attended to with vim and vigour

Educational Achievements:

* Master of J. Arthur - John Thomas University (Tadger Campus)
* Graduate Degree - Adv. Wrist Studies (One Off)- Magna Cum Laude - Henry Johnston University

Quotable Quotes:

- "Hello cheeky-face!"

- "I demand to be serviced!"

Marital Status:

Married (current)
- Mrs. Buttercup Gruntfuttock (nee Marsden)

Manifesto:

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* (That's your actual Latin)

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