And Now For Some Apocalyptic Bird Pattern Recognition

Yup. Gozer must be coming, cause the Stay Puft marshmAllow man recently quit the Obama administration.

From Edit Zimmerman at The Hairpin

Decoding the Bird-Death Maps

Here's a visual representation of all the places birds have died en masse in the past couple days. We're basically living the opening montage of a movie about the apocalypse at this point. But what does it all mean? Well, if you zoom in and draw lines from each of the little e-pegs, you can see the birds are trying to tell us something.

Asia and Australia should expect a giant bat, or some kind of flying devil.

Europe can look forward to a sideways ghost.

And at home we can be on the lookout for a witch with a knife.

Goodbye.

h/t Lizzie O'Leary