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Presenting the BANZAI7 Oscon Nominees for 2011...

TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

(Directed by Lloyd Blankfein)

BEST SCIENCE NON-FICTION

BEST TRAGIC COMEDY

(Return Performance, Pappy Papandreou)

BIGGEST CLIENT HORROR FILM

(Introducing Fabrice, Euro Schmuck Extraordinaire)

BIGGEST DECEPTION

(Tim Geithner, Best Non-PhD Moron)

BEST SEQUEL FILM

(Ben Bernanke as Buzz White Beard)

BEST CURRENCY DEBASING FILM

(Featuring Ben Bernanke as himself)

MOST REALISTIC ANIMATED FILM

(Mary Schapiro, Most Realistic HFT Dingbat)

BEST JACKASS FILM

(Ben Bernanke as the Jackass Leader)

FUNNIEST SCENE

BEST PERFORMANCE BY OBFUSCATING PhD ASSHOLE

(Ben Bernanke is True Bullshit)

MOST NAUSEATING DOCU-DRAMA

(Lloyd Zuckerfein as both of them)

BEST FILM

(Barack Obongo, Best Clueless Telepromptee and Wall Street Tap Dancer)