Now that he has succeeded in euchering the Tele-Prompter in Chief into the Libyan quagmire, while stealing all the glory, President Sark (aka Mr. Neutron), is about to be the first world leader to arrive in Tokyo to Buy The Fukushima Dip...

Actual News Footage Seen on Twitter (h/t atoyota)

Where he will be received by an audience eager to receive his prognostications...