"The US government has a technology, called a printing press (or today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to produce as many U.S. Dollars as it wishes at no cost."

 Ben Bernanke, November 21, 2002

"One myth that's out there is that what we're doing is printing money. We're not printing money."

Ben Bernanke, December 6 2010

Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.

W.A. Spooner

Last Voyage of Discovery

OK folks, here it is. The coin commemorating the liar.

Howard Beale and I thought it would be fun to open the former to the readers for the purposes of crowd sourcing the most idiotic quote we can find to put on the back of the coin. Bear in mind that we are constrained by space, so short punchy examples of PhD moron high jinx is what we are looking for.

Post your suggested quotes in the thread. Other readers can vote on the quotes by reverse junking (i.e., a Junk will count as a positive vote for the junked quote).

Now speaking of moron high jinx, did you see what the first morn was up to this morning?

Stephane Hessel is a Frenchman who fought with the French resistance against the Nazi's. His tract Indignez Vouz (published in English this week) is a call to action against the global financial oppressors. I suggest everyone check out what he has to say. After all, 93 years of worldly experience must still count for something, particularly for we who are not PhDs.