BANZAI7 NEWS--In a show of solidarity with the rest of the bankrupt Western World, President Debtbama began his whirlwind Eurobail tour in Ireland on Monday where we learned about his ancestral Irish roots...
Unfortunately, the giant ash cloud following the American delegation of debt fools precipitated an early departure to London, where Debtbama's first stop was a visit with the Royals. During his visit at Buckingham Palace, Debtbama showed a strong personal rapport with the Queen. The two of them exchanged the ashes of their respective empires and did a photo shoot wearing traditional headgarb.
Later Debtbama had a historic 15 minute meeting at Number 10 Downing Street.
After which he and Prime Minister What's His Name rushed to a surprise visit at Moody's Investors Service accompanied by a battalion of Royal Guards and an Embassy Platoon of Marines.
Tomorrow, Debtbama will be traveling to the continent...
Where he will be showing he can walk the bloated debt walk just as good as the rest of them...
It is anticipated that Debtbama will be following the advice of his closet personal advisors on matters of European Monetary Affairs...
Stay tuned for further developments...
WEDNESDAY UPDATES
Today Winston Deadbeat addressed the Parliament...
Even as yet another documentary controversy broke out.
The Debtbama entourage will soon be departing for the G8 Ponzi Meeting in Dullsville France
No doubt, to attend important high level meetings...
Concerning the latest EURO video game...
Where you put some change in the tin cup and get kick ass merchandise in return!