Quoting Yogi Sensei

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Strange Warren. What kind of a name is that? That ain't no kraut name, is it, Stainsy? He changed it when he became a bailout tycoon. It used to be Benjamin Graham. - General Buck Turgidson & Stains

OFFICIAL BLACK SWAN HAT LOGO IN BANZAI7 STORE

By request now available in black or white in the Banzai7 Shop (www.zazzle.com/williambanzai7)

"I only wish I could make a buck as easy as it is to find Black Swans." WB7

BTW: As regards bottled water hoarding in Tokyo. We are talking about a country that in the past has  been known to have unfounded episodes of toilet paper runs and panic hoarding.