BREAKING: EU Energy Chief Says Possible Catastrophic Events In Next Hours, Mini Flash Crash Follows

Trust the EU to come in prancing with all the grace of a shroomed up, drunk bull in a nitroglycerin store.

  • EU Energy Chief says possible catastrophic events in next hours
  • EU's Energy chief says situation at Japan nuclear plant is out of control

As a reminder here is how one says the same, but just a little more diplomatically:

  • IAEA sasy Japanese authorities have reported concerns about condition of spent nuclear fuel pool at Fukushima Daiichi units 3 and 4

And the result: