I originally did this song for Bernie Madoff IN 2009. But now, I realize it is much more appropriate to have Bernie singing the song in honor of the real PONZI callin King!

Pinball Wizard - The Who - MyVideo

PONZI CALL WIZARD sung by Bernie Madoff

(Pin Ball Wizard, The Who)

WilliamBanzai7

Ever since I was a young boy

I've played the Ponzi game

From Wall Street down to Palm Beach

I've played the sucker game

But I ain't seen nothing like him

In the financial service shopping mall

That central banksta yid Ben

Sure makes a mean PONZI CALL!

He stands straight like a PhD mensch

Becomes part of the fiat printing machine

Suckering all the Keynesian believers

What a devious scheme!

Cons those politicians

Their idiot brains are small

That low down rotten mamzer Ben

Sure makes a mean PONZI CALL

He's a PONZI CALLIN wizard

There's got to be a twist

A PONZI CALLIN wizard

He's got such a Keynesian lisp...

How do you think he does it? (I don't know)

What makes him so good?

He ain't got no distractions

Can't hear those opening buzzers and bells

Don't see SEC red lights a flashin'

Plays by sense of POMO smell

Always gets the losers  to play

Never wilts at all

That low down central banksta yid Ben

Sure makes a mean PONZI CALL

I thought I was The PONZI Scamin king

But I just handed My PONZI crown to him

Even on my fake trading room floor

He can beat my best

His shnook FOMC disciples follow him in

And he just does the rest

He's got some crazy QE schpiel

Never seen him stall

That low down central banksta yid Ben

Sure makes a mean PONZI CALL!