Presenting: The Annotated Cramer

And now the one you've all been waiting for. Legendary painter Geoffrey Raymond has just completed his Annotated Cramer, suggestively titled "Naked Short." If the annotation on the painting and its sheer brilliance alone does not fetch millions of dollars in a few years time (in today's dollars, not in post QE2.0 hyperdevalued greenbacks), the third Fibonacci nipple will surely do it. Here is your chance to get the only Cramer-associated asset that will continue to grow in value.