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THE UNITED STATES STATE DEPARTMENT HAS CHARTERED A PRIVATE HONG KONG FLAGGED VESSEL TO EVACUATE US CITIZENS FROM LIBYA. UNITED STATES CITIZENS HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO REPORT TO THE TRIPOLI FERRY TERMINAL WITH A VALID PASSPORT, GREEN CARD,  ARIZONA DRIVER'S LICENSE, PRICE CLUB MEMBERSHIP CARD OR CANCELLED MORTGAGE NOTE AT 9:00 AM TRIPOLI LUNATIC TIME.