THE TWELVE ZERO HEDGE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

(WilliamBanzai7 and posting friends)

On the ___ day of Christmas what did Wall Street send to me:

Twelve, Bailed out bums a bumming. 

Eleven, POMO Pipers Piping;

Ten,  CEOs a leaping;

Nine, CNBC Hoes lap dancing;

Eight, mortgage brokers bilking;

Seven, Black Swans a swimming;

Six, Piigs defaulting (include Belgium);

Five, GOLD IS KING...

Four, Dodd n' Barney turds;

Three, red pens;

Two, Dick Boves; and

A clown named Ben Bernanke...

This is a "living carol", so if you have suggested changes please post.

WB7