On April 19, 2011 (20:11 Eastern Swindler Time)) a vast network of computers, known as Scamnet, became self-aware. It would eventually take over the planet, set about wiping out the middle classes, and send a robot which looked like Warren Buffet back in time to kill Benjamin Graham...
You got to know when to HoLDER 'em, know when to fold 'em-Know when to walk away and know when to run--You never count your bailout loot when you're sittin' at the table--There'll be time enough for countin' when the shitty dealing's done
Announcing the findings of a Senate panel investigating the financial crisis, Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) called Goldman Sachs “a financial snake pit rife with greed, conflicts of interest, and wrongdoing,” adding that C.E.O. Lloyd Blankfein should possibly face perjury charges...This must be yet another job for...
