MaeSTRo: "Noble experiment for European Monetary Union has been a failure..."

MAESTRO

"I'm too sexy for my body..."

. EURO CENTIPEDE .

 

DAS BAILOUT .

Angela's under attack
PIIGS have the nerve to fight back
If nobody blinks
And this baby sinks
The world will start fading to black

The Limerick King

 

OH NO..

 

. EU HEADQUARTERS .

THE THREE PILLARS .

The EU is looking quite frail
It's members are starting to wail
The Grexit could make
The last pillar break
That's when EU coffin meets nail

The Limerick King

 

EL MENDIGO .

DOWN AND OUT BLUES .

Rajoy is singing the blues
His country is starting to lose
Just do things their way
And Germans might pay
It's money he cannot refuse

The Limerick King

EURO VORTEX

The Euro is sinking and spinning
The fate of their financial sinning
There is no way out
But some are in doubt
They still see the Euro as "WINNING!"

The Limerick King

. 2012 A EURO ODYSSEY

 

. EUROCRAT III---The Principle of Asininity

"Under the principle of asininity, in areas which do not fall within its exclusive incompetencies, the Union shall act only if and in so far as the idiotological paradigm of the proposed clusterfornicaton cannot be sufficiently sodomized by the Member States, either at central stratification or at regional and local heirarchies, but can rather, by cohesion of the scale or effects of the clusterfornication envisaged, be better FUBARed by means of acute Eurocratic sodomization at the Union level."