FRaCTuReD ReSeRVe FaiRY TaiLs...

THE PHD QUACK

 

. CENTRAL PLANNER

 

. REVENGE OF THE CREATURE

The low-interest terror proceeds
The Beast from J. Island has needs
Our moral decay
Has brought it our way
On U.S. perdition it feeds

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. MANDRAKE THE GREAT

The writers of history will tell
Of Ben's truly terrible spell
A black magic feat
To enrich the Elite
While pensions are cast into hell

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. BEN BERNANKE 1968

Before taking over the FED
Ben would be tied to his bed
He had an obsession
WIth causing depression
Just look where his torments have led

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. FRACTIONAL RESERVE ASTROLOGY

The FOMC has a chart
As part of their mystical art
They fill-up on wine
Then look for a sign
To say when the printing should start

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. SULTAN OF BULL SHIT

Ben is the Sultan of shit
And everything smelling of it
This fool of Brunei
Would have us all die
So Kleptos will not take a hit

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. MERVYN THE DOG .

 

MASAAKI SHIRAKAWA .

 

MARIO DRAGHI 2012 .

 

ELASTIC MONEY .

 

FIAT FORNICATIO

When the God of all fiat inflated
All those in his realm were elated
Their joy was a lie
And now they must die
For hazard was all he created

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. E PLURIBUS