ToWaRDS A UNiFiED FiELD THeORY OF BaNKSTeR CaPiTaLiSM...

TOO BIG TO FAIL (SANFORD WEILL)

 

. THE UNIFIED FIELD THEORY OF BANKSTER CAPITALISM .

THE PONZINOMIC SPECTRUM

 

Financial bioengineering scientists have made an artificial TBTF banker using silicone and cells from a Ponzi rat's brain. The synthetic creature, classified as a kleptosoid and dubbed Cnidaria JP Morganus, looks like a flower with eight ponzi petals.


. CLONING OF CNIDARIA JP MORGANUS

The scientists hope to use cells from the cloned kleptosoid jellyfish to further clone Vampyro Goldman Infernalis...

. VAMPYRO GOLDMAN INFERNALIS