THE CENTRAL BANKING CLOWN'S PRAYER
As I stumble through my big lies,
help me to create more grief than laughter,
dispense more gloom than cheer,
spread more despair than guffaws.
Never let me become so indifferent,
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of the political elites,
or the twinkle in the eyes of their .001% masters.
Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer Wall Street,
make them happy,
and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness ordinary folks bring to the self important.
And in my final moment,
may I hear he who prints the fiat paper whisper:
"When you made My people wealthier,
you made Me smile."