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“I’ve seen it all: bird flu, SARS, influenza A, swine fever and the rest. But the Wuhan pneumonia makes me feel extremely powerless...”

"People who are within a mile of the blast site should look for debris - including body parts..."

“It’s part of the world we live in now. We’re in an age of epidemics.”

“We are on the brink of ecological collapse”...the only solution is "the renunciation of one’s own reproduction."

Plot twist: The biggest threat to police are themselves.

“Would you want a stripper or a porn star to influence your child?”

China’s leader, Xi Jinping, said on Monday that the outbreak “must be taken seriously” and that every possible measure should be taken to contain it...

There are significant concerns about a broader regional outbreak... 

"...light at the end of the tunnel."

He claims his favorite porn videos are difficult to understand because he's deaf...
 

"People should be considering the possibility of substantial human-to-human transmission more seriously than they have so far."

Absolutely haram...

Earlier this week, the EU unveiled their European Investment Plan aimed at shifting 1 trillion euros into making the economy more environmentally friendly over the next 10 years...

...In 2020 or 2021, the global childbearing population of females (excluding Africa) will begin outright declining.

Five patients are in critical condition...

“I’ve always been an 8-year-old girl, and even in my drawings and fantasies I’m always an 8-year-old girl,”

One Epstein victim tried to escape island after being allegedly forced to engage in sex acts with one of his co-conspirators...

"One woman may have contracted the virus from her husband."

Just when you thought you finally get a read on someone as a calm, collected and thoughtful person...

The name of the candle is "This Smells Like My Vagina"...