Lonely Japanese Billionaire Abandons Search For Space Ho After 22,000 Women Apply The Moon is a harsh mistress...
Absurdistan - Pedophile Released From Jail Because "He" Now 'Identifies' As A "She" Are you ready for this week’s absurdity?
Coronavirus Explained: Everything You Wanted To Know But Were Afraid To Lift Your Mask To Ask "...the coronavirus is spreading faster than support for socialism, and it's only slightly less deadly. "
Gold Consolidates Near All Time Highs in Euros; Set For Weekly Gain and Monthly Gain Of 4% In USD by GoldCore - Jan 31, 2020 9:10 am Concerns about the coronavirus are leading to risk aversion which is impacting economically sensitive, risk assets in the form of stocks
Gold Gains As Investors Eye Economic Impact Of Coronavirus by GoldCore - Jan 30, 2020 7:42 am Global stocks tumble as virus spreading rapidly and India reports first case
Britain's Royal Air Force To Release Secret UFO Files For The First Time While the RAF is prepared to disclose its UFO files, the U.S. Navy has stated the opposite... that it would be a national security threat to tell the truth...
Queen Elizabeth Beats Hollywood & The Stumblebum Sussexes "Once upon a time, a dolt from Tinseltown imagined she was a match for the queen of England... The End..."
Audio: Harvey Weinstein Threatens Actress Over Massage; Accuser Breaks Down In Tears For 'Letting Him Rape Her' "I tried to struggle away but he's a big guy, you know?"
Beyond Meat Barfs After Burger King Cuts Impossible Whopper Price On Slowing Sales The fake meat hype is over. Go home, fake meat -- you're drunk!
Iranian MP Announces $3 Million Bounty For President Trump's Head "On behalf of the people of Kerman province, we will pay a $3 million reward..."
Actual Drag Queen Slams "Woke" Parents For Allowing Their Kids To Be Around Drag Queens “Would you want a stripper or a porn star to influence your child?”
"Reminds Me Of 1999": Paul Tudor Jones Warns This Is The "Craziest Policy Mix In History" "We are in the craziest monetary fiscal mix in history. It's so explosive. It defines imagination."
Peter Schiff: "I Just Lost All The Bitcoin I Have Ever Owned" “I knew owning Bitcoin was a bad idea, I just never realized it was this bad!”
Megxit Over: Harry, Meghan Reach Deal Quitting Royal Life, Give Up Royal Titles "The Sussexes will not use their HRH titles as they are no longer working members of the Royal Family."
UK Police Refuse To Turn Over Information That Could Prove Prince Andrew Is Guilty Police are saying that handing over such information could pose a threat to national security...
A Simple Life Hack: Re-think How You Answer the Question, “What Do You Do?” for Much Higher Rates of Engagement by skwealthacademy - Jan 17, 2020 5:20 am Most people never respond to the question "What do you do?"
'Boys Could Have Fun With You': Michigan Lawmaker Under Fire For 'Humiliating' 22-Year-Old Reporter "The teenagers burst into an Old Boys’ Network-type of laughter."
A Burning Sensation: Gwyneth Paltrow's $75 Vagina Scented Candle Is Already Sold Out The name of the candle is "This Smells Like My Vagina"...
