Gold Hits New Record High As 'Shortage' Worsens; Dealers 'Stuffed On Gamma' Sparks Another Stock Dump'n'Pump

Another day in the paradise of headline roulette and chaos...

On the US macro side - labor market 'hot' according to ADP but Services sector 'not' according to ISM/PMI surveys, US trade deficit was a blow-out as firms front-ran Trump tariffs and imported fuckloads of stuff...