Egyptian President Announces Month-Long State Of Emergency

The country "without a military coup" is progressing nicely on the way to democratic, CIA-supported utopia.

  • EGYPT PRESIDENCY ANNOUNCES STATE OF EMERGENCY ACROSS THE COUNTRY STARTING AT 4 P.M. (1400 GMT)
  • EGYPT STATE OF EMERGENCY TO LAST FOR ONE MONTH - STATEMENT
  • EGYPT PRESIDENCY ORDERS ARMY TO SUPPORT INTERIOR MINISTRY IN IMPOSING SECURITY-STATEMENT
  • EGYPT PRESIDENCY AUTHORIZES THE ARMED FORCES TO AUGMENT EGYPTIAN POLICE IN IMPOSING STATE OF EMERGENCY

In other news, John Kerry is currently contemplating if the upcoming civil war will be best characterized as a "mere scratch", or at worst, a street skirmish.