This Is How America Gets Educated On Syria

One can't accuse America of being undereducated. Oh wait, one can. But at least it is doing everything in its power to catch up to whatever propaganda du jour is blasting on the teevee on any given day. After all: what's the point of a false flag if nobody even knows where the damn place is.

Then again, while we salute America's boundless curiosity, inquisitiveness and intellect, let's put it in context: