Satirical Sunday: "Jobs for Jihadists" Applications Flood State Department

Via D.C.Clothesline,

After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt)... 



Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?