"Short ball hitter" Mike Bloomberg, who has been President Trump's punching bag for the better part of the last several weeks on Twitter, apparently enjoys pain. Because there's no other reasonable explanation for why Bloomberg is reportedly considering bringing Hillary Clinton back into the spotlight as his running mate, after her embarrassing 2016 loss. 

Drudge reported on Saturday morning that Bloomberg was considering Clinton after polling found that the two would be a "formidable force" together. Sure, Bloomberg wasn't even on the ballot in Iowa, but who needs the electoral process when you have money and power?

And nobody knows how to rig a primary like Hillary. Drudge reported:

Sources close to Bloomberg campaign tell DRUDGE REPORT that candidate is considering Hillary Clinton as running mate, after their polling found the Bloomberg-Clinton combination would be formidable force...

Drudge also said that the move would cause Bloomberg to move residences, in order to spread out the team's influence over electoral votes:

DRUDGE has learned that Bloomberg himself would go as far as to change his official residence from New York to homes he owns in Colorado or Florida, since the electoral college makes it hard for a POTUS and VPOTUS from the same state... Developing..

Bloomberg is scrambling wildly to play catch up and broaden his appeal to anyone and everyone, as the Democratic primaries continue to progress.

Recall, just days ago, we reported that Bloomberg was paying "micro-influencers" to make him look cool. Aside from spending $10 million for an almost unbelievably brief Superbowl spot, what has Bloomberg's coterie of overpaid advisors recommended? How about 'embracing a strategy that's worked for hundreds of shady 'fit tea' hawkers', Bloomberg is giving money to social media influencers in the hopes that they'll make him look 'cool'.

Bloomberg's team are also utilizing "Tribe", a "branded content marketplace" that helps politicians and brands coordinate influencer-based ad campaigns, and they're optimistic about its prospects to really help their astronomically wealthy boss punch through the clutter (we thought that's what his media behemoth was supposed to do?).

Specifically, the campaign is focusing on "micro-influencers", that is, people with between 10k and 100k followers. That means the campaign is spending up to $15 million on this endeavor (that's a lot of memes). They are offering $150 for these influencers to create original pieces of content' that explain why Bloomberg is the best candidate to lead the USA.

It was the best campaign money can buy...

With Hillary on board, it'll be the best campaign that money and the deep state can conjure up...