Meanwhile, In Russia...

A naked man standing in the middle of a bustling Russian street received a stiff knuckle sandwich from a driver who was clearly feeling a little impatient that day.

Cell phone video shows the pudgy naked man strolling down the middle of a street as cars drive past. Onlookers gawk. The man waves, and continues to waddle down the street, until a white compact stopped in front of the reckless nudist, and a large man with a muscular build and shaved head got out of the car.

The two exchange words, then suddenly, the clothed man slams his fist into the face of the naked man, who falls to the ground.

The video surfaced last month on Twitter.