I was president of Zimbabwe for ova 40 yeas. I took de country from de whites in a glorias revevolutions. I hate the whites except for the Karl Marx! He tot me how to rule with a real powa. I took the fams from de white famas for my peoples. Now we haf no mo famines. You see. But, you see, I still allow the jew companies to mine my resoses because they give me a BIG Christmas box in my swiss bank account every yea.
Thank yooo. I luf youuu.