Archive
January 20th
General Motors Blames Worsening Global Economy for Not Knowing How to Work Excel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:50 -0500
These headlines just hit. Let me paraphrase: "We are f@*&#d. Send guns, ammo and lawyers." Oh, and GM needs to take down breakeven level for future. Hey Bob Lutz, good work reading our suggestions. Curious just how many times the new "conservative" plan will have to be reworked.
General Motors Blames Worsening Global Economy for Not Knowing How to Work Excel
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:50 -0500
These headlines just hit. Let me paraphrase: "We are f@*&#d. Send guns, ammo and lawyers." Oh, and GM needs to take down breakeven level for future. Hey Bob Lutz, good work reading our suggestions. Curious just how many times the new "conservative" plan will have to be reworked.
Leverage Behemoth Freescale Downgraded, Bonds Pounded
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:28 -0500
S&P, which lately seems to be paying its credit "analysts" at a rate of $1/word and has imposed a minimum quota of 10 downgrades a week, whacked LBO titan Freescale late on Friday with a downgrade of its corporate rating from B+ to B-, its secured loans from BB to B- and bonds from B- to CCC.
Leverage Behemoth Freescale Downgraded, Bonds Pounded
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/21/2009 01:28 -0500
S&P, which lately seems to be paying its credit "analysts" at a rate of $1/word and has imposed a minimum quota of 10 downgrades a week, whacked LBO titan Freescale late on Friday with a downgrade of its corporate rating from B+ to B-, its secured loans from BB to B- and bonds from B- to CCC.
January 20th
Tuesday Night Ponzi: Forte Capital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 22:46 -0500
Florida, Indiana, Georgia, even Idaho, ponzis seem to pop up in the strangest of places. Next up: Philadelphia, where Joseph Forte, 53, was charged by U.S.
Tuesday Night Ponzi: Forte Capital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 22:46 -0500
Florida, Indiana, Georgia, even Idaho, ponzis seem to pop up in the strangest of places. Next up: Philadelphia, where Joseph Forte, 53, was charged by U.S.
ETF Pick of The Day: TBT
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 22:26 -0500Thank you Fast Money for pushing our other ETF pick and holding - double negative on treasuries but no negative carry: you get a dividend if you care about that kind of stuff. Cheap entry point at $40.33, with historical average $61.03. Thesis: the sell off in treasuries once people go back to risky assets, or once everyone stops buying them. China, Russia, Japan and Europe will have massive internal budget deficits to fund to care about buying treasuries, and the US can only print so much money to buy its own paper.
Vik Bandit To Present In Public New Version of His Resume on January 27
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 22:07 -0500Or, if not that, then something else. Citi has announced Vik will present at Citi's 2009 Financial Services Conference in NY on January 27 at 12.45pm... If anyone cares they can listen to webcast here: http://www.citigroup.com/citigroup/fin
Intel CEO Tells Employees To Brace for Streamlining
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 22:03 -0500INTEL MAY HAVE LOSS IN FIRST QUARTER, CEO TELLS EMPLOYEES
probably big news. market will be too busy selling stuff to care ah rekkun
Paging Chris Cox - We Need To Eradicate All Short Sellers Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:52 -0500We have not seen this level of unpatriotic shorting since last September...
What are our options? Keep in mind this critical decision has to be made in less than 15 minutes to pass senate muster.
a) Short selling ban part deux
b) Throw all hedge fund managers in the tower of London
c) Keep Obama inaugural address on constant loop on every major TV channel, especially the part about how we get better
d) Invade Canada
e) All of the above
MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:23 -0500
Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.
MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:23 -0500
Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.
Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:11 -0500
Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.
Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:11 -0500
Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.
Standard 'N Poor in Full Downgrade Mode: Jefferies and Whirlpool Now
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/20/2009 21:07 -0500Whirlpool debt downgraded to BBB- from BBB, while Jefferies goes to BBB from BBB+. S'n'P now only 10 steps behind the back of the bus.


