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January 15th

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GM - The Plane Has Crashed Into The Mountain





Conference call with slides in progress...

DETROIT, Jan. 15 /PRNewswire/ -- General Motors today provided an update on company restructuring efforts included in the viability plan submitted to the federal government last month, and announced more conservative industry volume planning assumptions to ensure the viability plan is successful even in the most challenging of markets.

 

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Breaking News: Governator About to Hire Lazard to Find DIP





*SCHWARZENEGGER SAYS CALIFORNIA IS IN `STATE OF EMERGENCY'

 

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Blackstone Doesn't Owe Break-Up Fee to ADS





Insider trading powerhouse Blackstone has been granted some relief over its scuttled $6.6 Billion acquisition of Alliance Data Systems, and Delaware Chancery Court Judge Leo Strine has ruled they are off the hook for the $170 million break up fee.

 

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Lehman Carcass: Feeding Ground for 513 Lawyers





A notice sent out yesterday to all known and unknown lawyers involved in the "biggest bankruptcy of all time" can be found here.


Lawyers A Thru C, for full list click above

 

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Lehman Carcass: Feeding Ground for 513 Lawyers





A notice sent out yesterday to all known and unknown lawyers involved in the "biggest bankruptcy of all time" can be found here.


Lawyers A Thru C, for full list click above

 

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Breaking News: GM Cuts 2009 Sales Outlook as Economy Worsens





Translation: taxpayers, give us your wallets. Allegedly, GM will present a new top end estimate (which recently was the absolutely worst case estimate) of 10.5 million, down from 12 million, at a Deutsche Bank conference later today.

 

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Turkey Central Bank Rate Cut To 13%





Now that's some aggressive rate cutting

 

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Chris Whalen: Bankruptcy Inevitable "End Game" for Citi





In a Bloomberg TV telephonic interview, Christopher Whalen, managing director of Institutional Risk Analytics, discusses the possibility that Citi may file for bankruptcy, which according to him is "inevitable". Our advice to Vikram regardless of what he does - don't hire Lazard if you need a DIP.

 

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ETF Pick of the Week: SRS





Zerohedge has invested its collective $0.69 (this by the way is also our disclaimer that we are unabashedly pushing our book) in the SRS ETF. SRS is an ultra short fund, double inverse tracker of the Dow Jones U.S. Real Estate Index.

 

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Ezra Merkin's 6/7B Duplex at 740 Park About to Go For Sale





According to CNBC sources, NY AG Cuomo has issued a subpoena to Merkin to explain his relationship to Madoff, some charities, and encompasses Ezra's Ascot and Ariel funds.

********UPDATE********

"At least 10 prosecutors are involved in the investigation"..... uh oh, they really are regrouping forces on this one

 

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Moody's Lowers JPM to Aa3 from AA2





Buffett's cronies finally waking up

 

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Despite Huge Cash Hoard, Potential DIP Lenders Say Throw To Lions





According the the Globe and Mail, the main reason Nortel decided to file for bankruptcy was Lazard's pathetic inability to raise even a dollar of Debtor In Possession financing....

 

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Death List Keeps Growing





We made some predictions yesterday about the bankruptcies to hit dockets today.... and they are starting to roll in:

 

January 14th

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Breaking Expose: So... Where are Frank and Charlie?





With the public's attention having been exclusively focused on Bernie, his sons Marc and Andrew, and Bernie's "three-man accountant company" lead by David Friehling, a question that is intriguing more and more people is who/what/where are Frank DiPascali, the 51 year old CFO of Bernard L Madoff, and Charles Wiener, Bernie's 50 year old nephew, listed as Director of Administration, who were the only other tenants on floor 17 of 885 Third Avenue.

 

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Breaking News: Steve Jobs to take Medical Leave Until End of June





"Team, I am sure all of you saw my letter last week sharing something very personal with the Apple community. Unfortunately, the curiosity over my personal health continues to be a distraction not only for me and my family,but everyone else at Apple as well. In addition, during the past week I have learned that my health-related issues are more complex than I originally thought.

 
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