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February 27th, 2009

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Some More Not So Good News





We tend to get accused of being propagators of pessimism porn. We will get you the good news as soon as we see it. In the meantime...

  • California announces state unemployment rises to 10.1%
  • Citi put on outlook negative by S&P.

Summary from the report:

 

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Don't Look Now But Market Going To 500





Or at least according to Robert Prechter, who had forecast the 1987 stock market crash, and is chairman of popular technical research firm Elliott Wave International. It is not like the Legion of Doom really needs any more groupies, but if that's the man's opinion we will take it.

 

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Doomsday Expectations Growing





In a piece that would be hilarious if it wasn't serious, Bloomberg discloses that as a result of crushed consumer confidence, more and more Americans are preparing for the metaphorical (and literal) end of days.

"A growing number of Americans are stocking the basement with Spam and
marketable gold, while they peek out from behind the curtains with their firearm

 

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Doomsday Expectations Growing





In a piece that would be hilarious if it wasn't serious, Bloomberg discloses that as a result of crushed consumer confidence, more and more Americans are preparing for the metaphorical (and literal) end of days.

"A growing number of Americans are stocking the basement with Spam and
marketable gold, while they peek out from behind the curtains with their firearm

 

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GE Cuts Dividend to $0.10, Market Pops Then Drops





Shareholder trigger fingers twitching. Market bottom speculation looks to be delayed by yet another day. Curiously, GE CDS wider by 20 bps from 700 on the news, despite the cash conservation nature of the move... nothing makes sense anymore

 

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More Bad News For Bankrupt Lehman: CFO Resigns





The bad news for creditors of bankrupt Lehman Bros just keep coming.

 

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CFTC Plays Catch Up To SEC, Copies Their Aphorisms





Today the CFTC, which Harry Markopolos had no choice words against in his congressional testimony, and so far has not seen a lot of public anger for lack of action and complacency, has started turning on the afterburners.

 

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USO Investigated By CFTC Over Price Moves





The ETF bubble looks like it may be the next one to burst. WSJ just out that the CFTC is probing the USO ETF for price moves coinciding with trades in and out of crude-oil contracts. The USO has recently gotten prominent media attention over allegations that it is a perpetually value bleeding asset, and potentially a pyramid structure.

 

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More Bad News Out Of Ford





Just what the auto industry needs: Ford, which may have foolishly avoided government aid so far, announced U.S. auto sales in February fell even more compared to January, when the annualized sales rate was the lowest since 1981. Ford sales analyst George Pipas also had this bleak comment to share "We don’t know where the bottom is." January's SAAR was 9.6 million and February numbers which comes out next week should further cement the case that U.S. automakers are simply unviable in current form.

 

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Yet More Deep Thoughts From Seth Klarman





Thanks to an intrepid reader who pointed out Seth Klarman's must-read 1991 book "Margin of Safety" is easily accessible on the internet, we are presenting the link to where it can be found on rapidshare.

 

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Berkshire Results Likely To Be Worst Ever





Fox Pitt analyst Gary Ransom says to be very wary when Berkshire posts earnings tomorrow, warning results may be the worst since Buffett took over the company in 1965. As a result of equity losses and writedowns on derivative bets, the Oracle of Omaha's book value per share, or intrinsic value may have dropped by 8.5%, which will be only the second time this metric has declined under Buffett's command, the only previous time being 6.1% in 2001.

 

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MGM In Yet More Trouble





In an 8-K filed early today, MGM announced that on February 24 it had requested a full drawn down on its $4.5 billion revolver, which the banks satisfied yesterday.

 

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MGM In Yet More Trouble





In an 8-K filed early today, MGM announced that on February 24 it had requested a full drawn down on its $4.5 billion revolver, which the banks satisfied yesterday.

 

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ISDA Open Sources CDS Model, Issues Challenge To White Hats Everywhere





In a historic event that went largely unnoticed, last night ISDA disclosed it is open sourcing JP Morgan's legendary CDS Standard Model which it got ownerships of on January 29, thereby issuing a challenge to the global community of financial white hats to decompile the code and figure out just what the voodoo is the wizards in JP Morgan's Quantitative Research group have put

 

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ISDA Open Sources CDS Model, Issues Challenge To White Hats Everywhere





In a historic event that went largely unnoticed, last night ISDA disclosed it is open sourcing JP Morgan's legendary CDS Standard Model which it got ownerships of on January 29, thereby issuing a challenge to the global community of financial white hats to decompile the code and figure out just what the voodoo is the wizards in JP Morgan's Quantitative Research group have p

 
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