$38 Billion In Cuts? Make That $353 Million

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:25 | 1166391 The Alarmist
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Reminds me of the old cartoon where scientist one points to a box in the middle of his equation, and the caption of the box reads, "Then a miracle happens."


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:35 | 1166412 redpill
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The cartoon it reminds me of is this: http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2639/1220584-fffffuuuuuu__super.jpg

The whole thing is an insult to dog & pony shows.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:34 | 1166643 tmosley
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Christ, you just keep blabbering even though you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.  

When you own gold or silver, physical, in your hand, no-one can steal from you without physically taking it.  Your kind love fiat money because you can steal as much as you want via dilution and no-one is the wiser.  You then proceed to claim that anyone who points out the theft are "sheep" for some reason.

How do you keep from drowning in the shower?

Edit:  Did someone delete a bunch of posts in this thread?  I am now replying to someone that I was not replying to previously.  This was directed at Mark McGoldrick, along with another "pure gold" reply.  

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:39 | 1166697 redpill
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Yes, occasionally when things get too ridiculously trollish and OT, they get "disappeared" - I knew who you were talking to, though now you may get undeserved junks because the continuity was fractured.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:39 | 1166712 tmosley
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I would guess it was a server error, otherwise my above reply would be gone too--they wouldn't leave one non-troll reply while deleting a bunch of others.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:45 | 1167038 marc_hanes
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A good policy is when you think a post you are responding to may be "disappeared" state in the first line who you are responding to. As in: @tmosley

This should help eliminate ambiguity.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:09 | 1167456 Arkadaba
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Nope - happened to me around a week ago. My comment was left in place but the comment I was responding to got disappeared. Looks like if a comment gets over 45 - 50 junks, it gets deleted. 

Edit: Not surprising - the comment was by that Mark MacGoldDick guy

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:52 | 1166904 andybev01
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Oh, thank god; I thought you had a stroke.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:54 | 1166915 tmosley
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Random thought--an epitaph for Charlie Sheen:

Died of a stroke...OF GENIUS!

In hindsight, I should have put my edit at the top of the post rather than the bottom.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:25 | 1166974 long juan silver
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When you own gold or silver, physical, in your hand, no-one can steal from you without physically taking it.

Except when you sell it. Or when you buy it. Or when you store it. Or when when the the government starts 1099-ing it, or when you transport it to/from overseas &c, &c, &c.


You're a blubbering ass. You type before you think. It's a real personal flaw of yours and I'll bet you talk the same way. When you do that your 600 daily posts start to real like an Ed, Edd & Eddie script.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 20:13 | 1167290 tmosley
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I thought you sounded like a 12 year old, Willy the Dumbass.

Thu, 04/14/2011 - 04:41 | 1168058 Popo
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So few people see the ass-reaming of government metals transaction-taxes on the horizon.  The real trick is not going to be just holding physical.  The real trick is going to be getting your physical off shore.

I suspect we're going to hear about people with trunk-loads of silver getting busted on the way into Canada soon...


Thu, 04/14/2011 - 08:49 | 1168302 rocker
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Sorry, but they will get you off shore too. Unless you plan to leave and live there.

On the topic, that's why the FED has a printing press. 

This is good for Gold, Silver, Platinum, Palladium, Rhodium, Rare Earths and very good for Ink Futures.

                                         Dam, there are no ink futures. GS has that in a private account. Hmmmm. 

Thu, 04/14/2011 - 03:59 | 1168039 Michael
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Thank God Congress did not disrupt my complete and total economic collapse scenario.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:58 | 1167610 FreedomGuy
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You can do the same thing with stocks, too. However, unlike government companies don't want the value to go to zero.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 22:29 | 1167687 DoctoRx
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TD's post says it is "updated" - wonder if that led to the (numerous, I think) comment deletions.  


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 22:45 | 1167726 krispkritter
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Mark McTrollDick is kinda tiresome...'How do you keep from drowning in the shower?' Obviously by blowing himself...heard those spineless types excel at that. No visual needed, just take a beer off the wall...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:44 | 1166707 Obummer
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Ladies and gentlemen, kind folks of America, friends and global citizens, I come to you today to speak of the future.  The future is out there, it is waiting for us.  And we are going to win it.  We are going to win the future.

Some say the future has yet to happen, that the future is not a war, that it is not "winnable".  You and I, fellow Americans, know better than that.  You know as I do that the future has always been bright for America, for the American people.  The future is ours to grasp, right in front of us.  The future is there in the air, like the brass ring on a merry-go-round at the county fair.  All we have to do is reach out our hands and the future is ours.  We will win the future.

Now, winning the future may not be easy.  It may require some sacrifice from all of us. Others may seek to grab the future from us, to pull it back, out of our grasp.  This will not happen, not as long as I am President of this great nation.  We will not allow anyone to pull that brass ring out of reach.  We will hold it in place, and then we will reach out and take it.  The future is America's, and we will win it. The future is America's new manifest destiny.

This is not to say that we will win the future alone.  There is plenty of room for our friends and allies in the international community to also win the future with us.  Together, we can all be winners.

I have heard of some attempts within our ranks to discredit the idea of winning the future. This is not right.  This is not the America I love. Clearly these attempts have been orchestrated by the terrorists that we have been fighting for so long.  You see, the terrorists also want to win the future, and they have infiltrated the very heart of American society. Even as I speak they are in our living rooms and our bedrooms, waiting for their moment to strike. Rest assured that I will do everything in my power to ensure that these terrorists are unable to grab our brass ring.  They will not win the future.  America will win the future.  Thank you, good night, and God bless America.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:50 | 1166741 Mach1513
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if only we could lose the past...

then the future that we win might be worth something....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:34 | 1166866 Carpe Diem
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Beautifully written. Watch him shuck and jive. And he fiddles better than Nero.

This great viral tune says it all.

It's the new matra for all of us tired of the political charade.



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:39 | 1166871 goldfish1
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Sounds like the speech writer for the semi literate BushII.

Excellent plagiarism.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:48 | 1166894 That Peak Oil Guy
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I'm not sure there's much of a future left for us to win...



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:44 | 1167034 Rodent Freikorps
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That "Some say" strawman just never gets old, does it?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:25 | 1167515 cbxer55
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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 02:35 | 1168003 Dave
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Interesting. Win something that is not a contest and does not yet exist. So, how does one win it and what happens if you do?

Thu, 04/14/2011 - 04:05 | 1168041 Michael
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I see your lips moving but your not actually saying anything. Good Obama diatribe.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:32 | 1166428 willien1derland
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Love the Far Side  - Would love to see Gary Larson's take on this fiasco

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:44 | 1166470 EscapeKey
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Even Gary Larson couldn't come up with shit this hilarious.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:18 | 1166835 sterling effort
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Love the Far Side  - Would love to see Gary Larson's take on this fiatsco

Fixed it for you

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:33 | 1166430 Cognitive Dissonance
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I had forgotten about this one until you mentioned it. The caption is just as funny because no one in Congress or the White house will want to be explicit. Just accept it when we tell you it's $4 Trillion by 2024.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:36 | 1166439 Michael
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I can't wait to fire hundreds of incumbent senators and congressmen in 2012.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:36 | 1166446 dogismyth
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do you think that will solve the problem?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:42 | 1166469 Michael
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Firing those people over and over again and again, yes.

$100 billion in spending cuts means 100,000 democrat jobs and votes lost. That's why they don't want to cut spending period.

I will deploy my secret weapon on them soon.

A complete and total economic collapse of the USA will fix this country in the end. 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:47 | 1166490 redpill
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Shh, all your talking makes it hard to hear the band.  Don't worry, they told me this ship can never sink.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:59 | 1166535 Dr. Richard Head
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And wouldn't you know it, but JP Morgan was behind that damned ship as well?

 1902, J. P. Morgan & Co. financed the formation of International Mercantile Marine Company, an Atlantic shipping combine which absorbed several major American and British lines.  One of IMM's subsidiaries was the White Star Line, which owned the "RMS Titanic". The ship's famous sinking in 1912, the year before Morgan's death, was a financial disaster for IMM, which was forced to apply for bankruptcy protection in 1915. Analysis of financial records shows that IMM was overleveraged and suffered from inadequate cash flow that caused it to default on bond interest payments. Saved by World War I, IMM eventually reemerged as the United States Lines, which itself went bankrupt in 1986.[18] Morgan lost heavily on the deal.[19]

- Wikipedia

Fucking JP Morgan.  The story hasn't changed. Will it ever?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:20 | 1166595 redpill
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Doubtful, the banksters are already playing for the next chapter.  You can be sure that they'll do whatever is necessary to get in early on the next "system" when this one finally dies.

"This will be the 6th time we have destroyed Zion, and we have become exceedingly good at it."

--The Architect 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:39 | 1166877 Carpe Diem
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And here is the band playing the new matra for all of us tired of the political charade.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:43 | 1166725 dogismyth
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Voting them out again will do nothing.  Are americans really that ignorant? I guess so.  And if that doesn't work we can go to Plan B...defecate on their front lawn.

Voting is a right.  Just like a shareholder...which you are....in the USA, Inc.  And guess what your only entitlement is that never changes....paying the piper.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:07 | 1166569 kito
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rotate the oligarchy

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:47 | 1166734 j0nx
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HAHA good luck with that there sparky. The fine citizens of Nevada and the SanFran area see fit to keep returning Reid and Pelosi to us election after election so something tells me there won't be too many sociopaths fired next year. At least not the ones who matter anyway.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:01 | 1166787 walküre
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Firing them is only 50% of where you want to be.

Not replacing them is the other 50% of the deal.

Get the deal done!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:40 | 1166878 goldfish1
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Diebold doesn't fire the incumbents who tow the line.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:53 | 1166510 Professor Hindsight
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What did you expect from god believing dumbasses that run this country?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:54 | 1166513 redpill
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You mean Allah?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:16 | 1166601 takinthehighway
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The only god these people worship is the one they see in the mirror.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:32 | 1166671 mtomato2
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Your coment is idiotic.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:43 | 1166726 topcallingtroll
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They scare me too. They really dont believe we have to control popylation or address sustainability to save the future because jesus is coming and he will wave a magic wand and.fix everything for us.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:16 | 1166827 mtomato2
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...and so is yours.  To be fair, I junked you, too.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 20:13 | 1167291 mtomato2
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Buncha Pussies.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:00 | 1167430 cranky-old-geezer
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They ... [believe] jesus is coming and he will wave a magic wand and.fix everything for us.

They better hope he doesn't come back.  They'll be in really deep shit if he does. They're not gonna like what he tells them.

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