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45 Minutes After Market Open And NYSE Still Broken

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It's a good thing people have lots of confidence left in this market.

 

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Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:18 | 371831 Sudden Debt
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Martial law is issued on Wallstreet. The militairy is setting up camp at the CITI and BAC terminal stations. Snippers are posting in the GS lounge.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:22 | 371834 hedgeless_horseman
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...and confidence in corporate America:

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/ho...

...and our elected officials, too:

“We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Mr. Blumenthal said to the group gathered in Norwalk in March 2008. “And you exemplify it. Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it — Afghanistan or Iraq — we owe our military men and women unconditional support.”

There was one problem: Mr. Blumenthal, a Democrat now running for the United States Senate, never served in Vietnam. He obtained at least five military deferments from 1965 to 1970 and took repeated steps that enabled him to avoid going to war, according to records.

The deferments allowed Mr. Blumenthal to complete his studies at Harvard; pursue a graduate fellowship in England; serve as a special assistant to The Washington Post’s publisher, Katharine Graham; and ultimately take a job in the Nixon White House.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:27 | 371852 Tommy
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Add Warren Buffett's famous relationship with Graham and one wonders if WB and Blumentahl are BFF.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:02 | 371892 Eternal Student
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You're looking at this wrong; Blumenthal is quite consistent in his views.

Blumenthal is solidly behind those serving on the front lines. Very solidly. And very, very behind. Thousands of miles behind. But solidly behind them.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:23 | 371835 DaveyJones
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No, this isn't The Onion. Two headlines from MSNBC

"Consumer Confidence Hits Highest in Two Years"

and

"Stocks Fall Prey to Fears of Global Meltdown"

 

(if they weren't serious, they'd be genius)

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:27 | 371849 Brett in Manhattan
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lol

I'm still trying to figure how we're gonna maintain home prices and at the same time make homes more affordable.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:32 | 371863 BobPaulson
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Whaddaya mean, that's easy. Shrink the currency. It's just a number.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:32 | 371864 DaveyJones
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even God can't make a house so heavy he can't lift it 

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:40 | 371979 Attitude_Check
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Well just double median wages -- simple!

 

How do you ask?  Well I think we should double the minimum wage, and pass a law mandating a 10% annual wage hike minimum every year for the next 7 years.  I'm sure that would work out well.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:50 | 372009 WaterWings
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1984 is here.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:23 | 371836 Internet Tough Guy
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But ZH is up and running. The revolution will be blogcast.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:06 | 371899 Ivanovich
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Barely.  This server goes down more than the NYSE.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:27 | 371847 GloriousBastrd
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I'm betting this stays "broken" until right about noon when the Europe markets close, when Europe's on going problems suddenly disappear for the day.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:32 | 371865 Kina
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System held up until Fed money truck arrives. Please stand by. Message....have stocks in the NYSE ... dont expect to get out when you need..your blood sacrifice is required by the banksters. They exchange is a joke anyway and confidence and trust in it will be diminishing daily.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:33 | 371867 Absinthe Minded
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It's amazing the Dow went up 47 points in that 22 minute volume blackout. Freakin' awesome! Buy! Buy! Buy!!!! (Sorry, I was channeling Harry W.)

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:54 | 371880 Transor Z
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What's up with the ZH server?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 10:59 | 371887 Wynn
Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:09 | 371905 thesapein
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Typical. Throw money at the problem.

Nevermind the issue, clicking ads is another way to help ZH.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:32 | 371961 Narcolepzzzzzz
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The server downtime was caused by one of ZH's hamsters falling off its wheel.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:06 | 371900 UGrev
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how will it take for the traders to rush the guy with "the order 66 button"

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:06 | 371901 jkruffin
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They are desperately trying to prop the bank shares today from total collapse.  Shorting JPM and GS are a given right here as the prop scam will not prevent these shares from falling well south of where they are now.  Just a matter of time.   FAZ and SKF are the ETF's to use to punish these crooks.  SKF more so for JPM and GS.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:32 | 371959 hedgeless_horseman
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Banks' prop desks buying banks' stocks is masturflation.  Not as good as the real thing, but will do in a pinch.  GS up $2.45 today.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:14 | 371916 thesapein
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I'm off to see Santa Oz about this problem.

Has anyone seen my silver slippers?

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:26 | 371944 Rider
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They think can stop the sell off by shutting the markets down, PPT its getting desperate.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 11:45 | 371992 Tom Servo
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I have 100 pre-1981 pennies that says we finish green today...

 

Who wants some?

 

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:33 | 372105 Dantzler
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It's pre-1982 that are all Cu.

1982 is mixed, but you can tell by the mass--Cu pennies are heavier.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 12:21 | 372084 JLee2027
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Human smarter than Algos.  Sell in morning and buy back in afternoon.  In between, Algos slow meltup.  Stupid Algos.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 13:27 | 372272 depression
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Push futures down overnight in zero volume. Shut down the NYSE computers at the open to block any sell orders from going off. Scared money runs to the weekly Treasury auction as a safe haven, as soon as the auction is over, light up the HFT algos and drive the Dow to a green close.

Rinse and repeat.... see you next Tuesday !

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 17:12 | 372918 Buck Johnson
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They are doing everything they can, by hook or crook to gum up the works and make it impossible for momentum to happen on the downside.  The problem is that it also stops momentum to the upside also. 

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