Additional Perspectives On CNBC Viewership

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Wed, 10/28/2009 - 17:59 | 113435 Enkidu
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And Tyler Matheson has just confirmed that there is no way this is a correction - he has been talking to 'Wall Street Strategists'!!


Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:21 | 113460 basehitz
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I’ve saved your link for future use.


Here’s one from 5/14/08 (4 months before the implosion) when Barry Ritholtz warned of the risk. The usual suspects, Kudlow, Luskin, Jimmy P confidently proclaimed bullish forecasts, some even denying there was any recession.  4 months later, they were face planted.


I expect they will again try to goose it. Hard to believe they can find enough buyers to keep pushing it higher.


Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:55 | 113492 Enkidu
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Hitz - lovely. I see nothing has changed. It is so irritating when they refer to 'unwinding positions'!! It all sounds so calm and profitable - whereas when I run for the exits it is anything but calm!

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 22:45 | 113668 Anonymous
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+1 "Profit-taking". HA!

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:34 | 113528 AN0NYM0US
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this is a classic from just before Lehman


Kudlow, Kneale and Luskin

take a dart and buy anything it hits

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 22:03 | 113639 Anonymous
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LOL! Great stuff. Thanks. I had forgotten about the "hidden tax cut" due to lower oil prices.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 08:25 | 113861 Cognitive Dissonance
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At 6:30 AM Eastern Thursday 10-29-2009 CNBC ran a commercial for "The Prayer Cross, The Perfect Way To Keep The Lord's Prayer Close To Your Heart". They showed it again at 7:30 AM.

In Hollywood terms, CNBC just jumped the shark

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 20:42 | 113584 Anonymous
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They surveyed 6 people... and he uses words like universal agreement???? LOL

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:11 | 113436 etrader
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MCC(s) had the tight pink top on, to boost some key demos....:)

Throw in a  jiggle dance .....

She didn't make "The Dirty Dozen" though...? ( Where's the bloomberg entries)?


Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:14 | 113504 contrabandista13
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Oh no...!  She makes "The Dirty Dozen" with me every day....


She just has that lovely slutty, white trash aspect to her that I find so irrisistable....


Best regards,



Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:08 | 113447 Green Sharts
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Well done.  You have a smart community and it's appropriate to respond to constructive feedback.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:20 | 113450 AN0NYM0US
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On Bloomberg Radio right now live for the next hour


Niall Ferguson and Ken Rogoff


 edit - Bloomberg TV and/or radio are an excellent alternative to CNBS

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:12 | 113453 Anonymous
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Better yet -- forget about CNBC viewership levels and what they say or don't say and focus on the markets. We all know CNBC is not a great source. Need to get over it and stop worrying about them.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:16 | 113455 Miles Kendig
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JJ called the deal on CNBC just about right.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:15 | 113457 AN0NYM0US
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Yarrow features Eirhead on his blog as he claims CNBS ratings are "impressive"

It seems he has the ability to distort statisitcs the same way CNBS does - a silk purse out of a pigs ear

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:29 | 113463 Uomo senza nome
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This is fucking great! Buy on the dips!

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:33 | 113469 Lionhead
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Going to have to calculate the MCC "cleav-on/off-a-meter" As the market declines, it increases; movements up close the gap. This should correlate with her ratings. Too funny & most obvious.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:36 | 113473 Anonymous
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I think the decrease in viewership can simply be blamed on the pregnant lady. We all know what that means on a sitcom / comedy show.

It's over.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:44 | 113478 Cognitive Dissonance
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Any way you look at this, this isn't good. Considering all the people out of work and home watching CNBS to see how their 301(k) (soon to be revisiting 201(k) territory) is doing, you would've thunk viewership might have gone up.

Maybe CNBS wishes we all use the tried and true accounting trick called leveling of earnings, or in this case, the lowering of necklines and tighter blouses.

But what do I know, I'm self employed.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 18:53 | 113490 Ich bin ein whatever
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F*** 'em if they can't take a joke.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:00 | 113495 Cognitive Dissonance
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Dude, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel. :>)

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:18 | 113512 digalert
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Ah yes October. The month before NPR tookover.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:42 | 113539 gossamer
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The slight uptick from Sept.'09 to Oct.'09 looks like a dead cat bounce to me.

I've been a ZHer for about 2 months now.

I tuned out CNBC sometime in the spring.  April or May. Started calling them CNBS after becoming a ZHer.

Started catching on to the MSM at about the time I tuned out CNBS,

I'm certain that I'm part of a trend.  Hopefully the trend becomes a tsunami.


I do watch Bloomberg a little bit.  Still find them a bit repugnant but much more tolerable than CNBS.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:46 | 113542 Stink_Pickle
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Could it be that Yarrow is a fecopheliac and meant to say that he's "crushing shit?"

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:54 | 113630 D.O.D.
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OMFG, I just found my new favorite insult, thank you stink pickle!

I can't stop laughing... where's da weed!?!

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:22 | 114052 Anonymous
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Ummm, are you talking about coprophilia? If we extrapolate from the explanations given here:

...we'll need some new expressions that go beyond the "Cleveland Steamer" thing, how about a "DC Steamer" or a "Wall St. Steamer?"

Or maybe "Congressional Steamer?" That'd be where politicians take a grinder on the taxpayers and then rock back and forth on them?

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:55 | 113557 poydras
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Thank you for the clarification!

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 19:57 | 113558 poydras
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The disappearance (from media) of Kudlow, Kneale, Cramer, and Luskin could mark a bottom...

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 20:19 | 113572 Rama V
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Looking at the P2+ data, 64% of the time the viewership is below the mean.  One would expect a below average network to have declining revenues.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:25 | 113603 ShankyS
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What "nerve" did you hit TD. I was not aware that they had any.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:34 | 113613 DaveyJones
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don't confuse the spine with the spinal cord

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:28 | 113607 Anonymous
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Thanks. Let's hope the new owners promptly transform this trash entertainment / soft porn channel into something more respectable.


Thu, 10/29/2009 - 09:06 | 113914 Anonymous
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What? No! Keep the soft porn, but transform the trashy commentary with more respectable journalism. It's fun to watch just, you know, without the sound on or reading any of the text.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:31 | 113609 Problem Is
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Business Insider and Clusterstock are clusterf*cks...

Never read'em.

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 21:43 | 113622 brown_hornet
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TD...fair and balanced and backs it up.


More Julia Boorstyn...don't need sound

Wed, 10/28/2009 - 23:00 | 113684 Cursive
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Yeah, I'm sure the corporate brass were REAL excited that they made a roundtrip back to and somewhat below 2007 ratings.

Thu, 10/29/2009 - 06:40 | 113827 Anonymous
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Speaking of viewership, could you please keep some counters on your website.

One to track total hits per day and another to keep track of total comments per day.

It would help to reveal some things to us common folks.


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