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Adolf As Jamie: Artist's Impression Of JPM's CEO Hearing That Silver Is Trading Over $500

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Since it is now all too obvious that few if any Americans read (one wonders what the prospects for the Kindle really are), the one mitigating revelation is that cartoons (we recently called the Xtranormal bubble) and comedies are springing up like mushrooms, explaining all the fraud that occurs on Wall Street courtesy of tens if not hundreds of millions of unemployed Americans who suddenly have a lot of free time on their hands. The latest and greatest one takes on Jamie as Hitler (who has been very busy recently, having to deal with both MBS fraud and the Irish collapse) who we find is not too happy to learn that the Argentum line was just taken by the Asian banks and the millions of US coin purchasers, and the resultant squeeze is about to force his bank to come begging at the front door of the FRBNY for capital to fund the world's biggest collateral call ever.

h/t Max Keiser


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Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:39 | 782207 spartan117
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Funny, but getting tired of the German bashing. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:44 | 782226 Bring the Gold
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Yeah, those poor Nazis...wait what?

That's like saying bashing on Blankfein is anti-semitic. I'm sorry, but assholes deserve to be called assholes and I don't think the jury is out on the Nazi High Command...

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:52 | 782265 Spalding_Smailes
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While the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) estimates that German banks' exposure to Greece amounts to just 0.5% of their total assets, if you add exposure to Spain and Portugal then the number to run north of 10%, or $330.4 billion according to

For even a moderately leveraged bank, with say 10-1 leverage, having 10% of assets at risk of default is pretty serious.

“German bank balance sheets were already in trouble due to their subprime-related assets. If, on top of that, you get a hit on the sovereign debt on bank balance sheets, that could pose a problem for sure. How serious that would be, or how the government would deal with it is very uncertain. It’s a clear risk,” says Felix Hüfner, a senior OECD economist.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:53 | 782267 Id fight Gandhi
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Nazis had an economic plan at least. We just print more money for the rich to get richer.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:05 | 782346 MarketTruth
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One of the first Nazi invasion tactics upon conquering a country was to rob them of their gold holdings (central banks, etc).

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:28 | 782478 iDealMeat
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And stored it all in Switzerland.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:50 | 782571 66Sexy
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lol talking bears

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:29 | 782481 RafterManFMJ
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Well, that seems to make sense.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:49 | 782568 Id fight Gandhi
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In USA we rob from the poor and give to the rich.

Men need to work. Produce. All we do is push numbers around and make money more complex for the rich to profit more.

No more slavery. Revolt!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:41 | 782537 Dumb Money
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Here's the Nazi economic plan:

1 Take out loans from the countries around yours

2 use said loans to buy natural resources from other countries

3 use natural resources to make guns

4 invade countries in the first 2 steps.  No creditors, no debt!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:24 | 782716 jakethesnake76
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Yep works every time lol some use hard tyrany others use soft same ends soft just takes longer and harder to see coming..

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:56 | 782288 spartan117
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Well, to me at least, Keiser is using an entire race/culture/language to symbolize the corrupt nature of JPM.  What would you think if someone were to constantly use caricatures of Israelis speaking Hebrew?  I think he's gone overboard with it.  Call me PC, but it be a bit insulting.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:01 | 782318 Bring the Gold
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Yes I'm sure if you go to most German cultural heritage centers you will find a special emphasis on their pride around Nazi Germany. Sort of like how we in the US like to look fondly on the days of the antebellum South. You can't be serious...can you?!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:12 | 782385 spartan117
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I never said anything about Nazis.  And there are plenty of Americans that continue to be proud to be southerners.  So not sure what your point is there.

My point is that Keiser seems to like to equate Nazi Germany with JPM/GS/etc.  There are other, more recent examples of facism, that he can use.  Using Nazi Germany each and every time is getting old.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:19 | 782414 Bring the Gold
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Proud to be German is different from being proud of the Nazi's or somehow fallaciously equating them with being German. Much like your equating loving the antebellum South with associated slavery as being akin to Souther pride. You can eat hushpuppies and catfish without joining the KKK or didn't you know that? Most Southerners who are proud of the South aren't proud of slavery you idiot.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:23 | 782445 traderjoe
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Wow. You need to lighten up. It's a part of their video branding now. Do you really expect them to come up with new costumes, themes, and sets for each FREE video? 

It's a political message, done to educate people. If you don't like the message, or the setting, go back to watching Dancing with the Stars. 

p.s. I junked you. I doubt you even watched the video before you got your first-in-line comment in. I thought the video was fucking hilarious. "Don't worry Blythe, the IMF will still hire you."

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:26 | 782464 spartan117
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No, I saw the full video from the other Silver Link provided by another poster.  TD just happened to give the video its own thread.

And feel free to junk me since you don't seem to understand my point.  I'm not debating the merits of the meessage - I just don't like how that message is being delivered.  The medium is where I have a problem, get it?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:34 | 782504 traderjoe
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Oh, I get it. But you are taking the delivery way too seriously. The Nazi's are an easily recognizable fascist example, well-known to be responsible to the rape, pillage, and death of millions. Therefore, the video can start with the premise that the characters are evil - without spending time on character building. I doubt you could conjure - in a 5 minute video - a character more hated then Hitler in the mainstream conscience. 

And you have to look at the practical issues as well. Again, using the same sets, characters, costumes, etc. saves money, time, production, etc. And it becomes a brand - those "Nazi ytube videos."

You are asking way too much from a free video... 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:09 | 782632 Batty Koda
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Agreed, people seem to be taking your post too seriously. Everyone always focuses on the nazis, I'd be a bit miffed if I was German, the west is just as evil as nazi Germany. Look what the IMF is doing to the third world, the torture, the wars, the economic slavery. But we keep banging on about some regime from 70 years ago that we happened to have a war with.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 17:57 | 783540 cranky-old-geezer
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You really need to get a life.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:47 | 782804 MnMark
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Speak for yourself.  I like the antebellum South.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:05 | 782343 Spalding_Smailes
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How many Germans held an arm at half-mast ... ?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:33 | 782747 Batty Koda
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How many Americans "support the troops"? It's the same thing, there's just no hand gesture in the land of the free.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 19:56 | 783977 The Third Man
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Actually, if you look back at early photos of American children pledging allegiance to the flag, you will see them employing the same salute that was common in Nazi Germany. It was modified to a hand-over heart style only later. In fact, if you care to know, the Pledge of Allegiance was created by an avowed Socialist named Bellamy.

Sun, 12/12/2010 - 07:18 | 799888 Old Europe Avan...
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Thank you, very true and wise words! All to often people "know" anything about a distant past events. They of course would always have been in the resistance and would clearly have seen through it. But somehow they are unable to see the exact same patterns in the presence.

To be honest, I find it even wired to have the national anthem being sung before/during each sports event.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:09 | 782360 WaterWings
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What rock have you been hiding under? This is one of the best uses of this scene from Downfall, ever!!!1!

This has nothing to do with PC. Go punch yourself and forget about it.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:15 | 782403 spartan117
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And why won't the world ever let Germany forget about "it"? 


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:21 | 782428 Spalding_Smailes
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The number of victims depends on which definition of "the Holocaust" is used. Donald Niewyk and Francis Nicosia write in The Columbia Guide to the Holocaust that the term is commonly defined[6] as the mass murder, and attempt to wipe out, European Jewry, which would bring the total number of victims to just under six million—around 78 percent of the 7.3 million Jews in occupied Europe at the time.[233]

Broader definitions include approximately 2 to 3 million Soviet POWs, 2 million ethnic Poles, up to 1,500,000 Romani, 200,000 handicapped, political and religious dissenters, 15,000 homosexuals and 5,000 Jehovah's Witnesses, bringing the death toll to around 11 million. The broadest definition would include 6 million Soviet civilians, raising the death toll to 17 million.[6] R.J. Rummel estimates the total democide death toll of Nazi Germany to be 21 million. Other estimates put total casualties of Soviet Union's citizens alone to about 26 million.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:52 | 782581 Rick64
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 In just Auschwitz they had to revise the number from 4M to 1M.  A lot of the after war numbers weren't accurate and were later revised.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:17 | 782669 Batty Koda
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HOLOCAUST DENIER!!!! My grandma was in the holocaust and she told me 2bn jews were killed and turned into lampshades, I think she knows a little bit more about it then you.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:39 | 782769 tickhound
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2bn jews were killed and turned into lampshades

This explains 2 important historical mysteries... The sudden disappearance of 1 in 3 humans, and the 1945 low in the lampshade market.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:01 | 782850 Batty Koda
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Yeah, I bet those lamps were snapped up like MJ tickets. But I was being sarcastic, I tried to make it obvious but must have failed.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:08 | 782876 Rick64
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It was obvious.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 16:05 | 782977 tickhound
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heh .. cuz my grandpa, who would know from running a furniture store, often relives the days of the Great Lampshade Debasement.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:10 | 782878 tamboo
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60 million or so russians holocausted by guess who?

could never happen here.

and in armenia too:

meanwhile it looks like most jews who did perish in the work

camps died as a result of a typhus epidemic brought on by

the bombing of civilian targets like dresden which disrupted supply lines

(financed by joo banksters of course).

eisenhower (fingered in his west point yearbook as a terrible jew

(he finished near the bottom of his class btw)) killed millions

of germans in his post war death camps.


Fri, 04/22/2011 - 11:59 | 1196350 Monday1929
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I wish he killed more germans. How quickly the ZH Jew haters come out of the woodwork.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:20 | 782430 Bring the Gold
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More important question, why does the world allow Japan to forget about the rape of Nanking, the UK to forget about the Victorian genocide in India, Belgium to forget about king Leopolds genocide in the Belgian Congo, Dutch slave trade bringing in mammoth wealth, the French's behavior in colonial Algiers or any other of a laundry list of theft and murder committed?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:24 | 782452 spartan117
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Oh lord, and you call me the idiot?

You wonder why Nazi Germany gets so much attention yet all these other atrocities are literally swept under the rug? 

You just answered your own question. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:32 | 782493 Bring the Gold
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No, no by all means please explicitly explain your position. I have always admired Germany for being honest about it's past. I can certainly see what you are driving at because you are about as transparent as a Courtney Love blouse.

The answer to your question is that nobody has held those groups accountable because the minorities that died in those various and sundry crimes were not as educated and wealthy as the one Hitler targeted. But please tell us what's really going on or perhaps we could just go straight to the stormfront website for an update. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:42 | 782547 traderjoe
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Or maybe that WWII happened within the time-frame of our current cultural consciousness? And that it was a dramatic shaper of current world events, politics, etc. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:47 | 782565 Bring the Gold
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That's a solid point and I of course agree. The rape of nanking being brushed under the rug in Japan would still be problematic.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:41 | 782774 BigJim
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Jesus, guys. The reason we don't have a 'Rape-of-Nanking' video overdubbed with humorous JPM-shorting commentary is because i) there's no equivalent film showing the rape of Nanking with Emperor Hirohito losing his rag for 2 minutes, and ii) it's part of a now well-established tradition of spoofing the 'Downfall' film.

Part of the pleasure of these things is the absurdity of Hitler going apeshit over the price of silver/Oasis splitting up/whatever, and seeing how they weave in little details (like Blythe weeping outside).

But by all means, find a film about the rape-of-Nanking, and make a similar video. Please.


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:43 | 782550 spartan117
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Haha.  Nice attempt at a pincer movement, but fail.

I'm not going to disparage one culture/ethnicity to defend another.


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:50 | 782570 Bring the Gold
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You are defending nothing but the Nazis! That's been my point since my first reply to you. No German with an IQ above his shoesize sees something bad about the Nazi's and thinks it's disparaging to all of Germany. I do think they have had the burden of an undue amount of criticism given Stalin and Japan's exploits. That said equating a Downfall meme video with German bashing is to me bizarre at best.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:55 | 782591 spartan117
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That's the problem.  It's not just ONE video.  It's many.  Sorry you cannot see it for what it is. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 23:10 | 784501 StychoKiller
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And make your own videos, then! :>D

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:33 | 782499 WaterWings
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Allow? Look into the history of the US Dept. of Education.

Better question: What will the price of silver be at the moment you sell half your stash to acquire a wide variety of other valuable assets (real estate, firearms, food storage) as the shitstorm arrives. What is the peak FRN price of Ag before the system as we know it devolves into haves and the cannibal packs of foodstampers (have-nots).

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:26 | 782462 SilverRhino
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Because the communists had better PR and bankster backing maybe? 

Stalin killed 30+ million.

Fuck that Mao asshole and his buddies killed 60+ million Chinese.  

Hitler was an amateur in comparison.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 12:09 | 1196383 Monday1929
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Stalin and Mao did not kill a single person- they died of Typhus in "work camps".

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:29 | 782487 Commander Cody
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Remembering "it" will help ensure "it" does not happen again.  However, we "humans" have short memories and tend to repeat past mistakes.  Insanity at the core?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:52 | 782579 Bring the Gold
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That's the great hope. I was extremely horrified to read that Japan was pushing to remove certain portions of the history books around the Imperial armies atrocities in China for the exact reason you mention.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:22 | 782703 Batty Koda
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I think it's more likely that the Chinese are licking their chops (literally) at the prospect of a little revenge in the near future.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:19 | 782682 SheepDog-One
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'Silver has just passed $500 an ounce'....'Oy Vey'!! lololol

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 16:06 | 783059 Calmyourself
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They turned mass murder into a part of their industrial production.  They used modern factory methods to turn murder into production...  Pulling gold teeth, stockpiling clothing, holy crap talk about not getting history.

You, yes you are part of the problem we all face, no historical background of depth whatsoever, just a gloss of civilization and a light stamping of history upon your scarcely wrinkled cortex, no feel for the history of man or his innate evil personified in the western world by Hitler.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:01 | 1195852 davebrik99
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Because  you know  WHO runs  Hollywood! 

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 10:04 | 1195854 davebrik99
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Because  you know  WHO runs  Hollywood! 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:29 | 782483 Dave Thomas
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Dude, it's the Downfall meme, did you just get on the internet like a week ago?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:56 | 782289 FEDbuster
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Just guessing that this video won't be used to open the JP Morgan Chase annual stockholders meeting?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:58 | 782297 Bring the Gold
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The anti-semitism on ZH becomes more alarming by the day. Let's try and separate individual criminals from the race/creed they come from please. Use some common sense people! Tired of the fallacy of David Rockefeller is an arch-criminal therefore all WASPS are criminals etc. Not sure why the Jewish one in particular seems to crop up for people. It's ludicrous at best.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:05 | 782341 Bring the Gold
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Junked for lack of frothing racism just proves my point. Frightening the sort of essentialist racism on this site, no REALLY.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:11 | 782375 WaterWings
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Don't worry, little fella. I didn't junk ya for talking to yourself.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:29 | 782484 traderjoe
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No, I don't think anyone talked about anti-semitism on this thread before you did. You attributed an emotion/belief-system to an entire collection of people - and levied an accusation at them that was unfounded in the current discussion. That's junk.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:33 | 782503 Bring the Gold
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Yes what a leap between decrying the bashing of Nazi's and anti-semitism. Have you not been seeing the constant and barely veiled garbage flooding this site? I had, had enough and wanted to call it out. Read dudes responses and it becomes quite clear I was right.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:39 | 782530 traderjoe
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Then you should have been more explicit about explaining your leap - but since I junked him too you shouldn't paint such a broad brush about people. 

I junk you both for totally hijacking the discussion for your own purposes - which IMHO doesn't have to do with the message of the video, but a discussion of the Nazi's in it, which I view as a simple and relevant plot device. 

And in that thread, my comments only serve to make the discussion of this crap longer, so I will shut up now. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:54 | 782589 Bring the Gold
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This will be my last comment in the sub-thread. Your junking for the reasons you outline is fair. His assertion about a downfall meme being equated to Germany was ludicrous. I apologize for the threadjack and you are right on there.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:08 | 782357 Max Hunter
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Ohhh yeah... Jewish control of Banking, Television, Movies, Advertising, Publishing and U.S. Foreign Policy is a figment of the imagination. Nothing to see here, don't look behind the curtain.. Give me a break..

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:13 | 782396 Bring the Gold
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So it's ok when it's Anglo-American elites doing the exact same thing, but sinister when SOME jews do that sort of thing. Give ME a break.

I'm well aware of AIPAC, Mossad etc. being a HUGE problem, but I'm more than a little sick of the reductionist racism I see around here. My wife is of Jewish descent and she and my 2 year old son aren't plotting the enslavement of the goy. 

Are there Jews who are doing awful things? Yes! In secret? Yes! Does that mean it's THE JOOS? No! It means a bunch of psycho/sociopathic Jews are working with and against a bunch of psycho/sociopathic anglo-americans, Chinese, Muslim and other sick sick leaders worldwide to further enslave the bottom 99.9% of humanity while increasing their personal slice of the pie. There is nothing exceptional about Jewish elites being assholes it's a phenomena one finds in elites worldwide unless of course you are a myopic racist with zero sense of history.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:29 | 782479 Max Hunter
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I agree with much of what you say.  Just because I have admiration for many Jews doesn't mean I will let the disproportionate control of Jewish intrest in our country go without notice.

Israel is hailed as the "great friend" to democracy and the U.S. in general. This couldn't be further from the truth.

I'm simply trying to break the conditioning of Americans in ALL areas that produce a loss of common sense and morality.

And yes, that entails telling the big Jewish secret as well as the Anglo crimes.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:39 | 782526 Bring the Gold
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Now here I agree with you completely. Israel has an inordinate and dangerous influence on American foreign policy to say the least. It's a big problem and undermines our democracy. It's just one of many factors that has been grinding our democracy down to the nub. I'm personally very concerned about AIPAC and Mossad influence on our leadership and see it as one of the top problems. I just have had enough of those on this site (not you apparently) who are clearly racists.

Oh and I think Obama is an asshole, but that doesn't mean I hate black people. Some on this site can differentiate between say far right Israeli political and intel programs and the Jewish people as a race. That's as big a problem as having one's head in the sand regarding AIPAC's deep capture of congress. There is a healthy objective middle ground. Sounds like you have it, good to see as I enjoy your posts.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:55 | 782592 Max Hunter
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You seem to be an open minded person as well.. If I were to see a blanket statement about Jews, I would be the first to rebuff it. To me, talking about Jewish control is not synonomous with a racist talking about Jews. I have heard Jews say worse things about Jews than I would ever consider saying or agreeing with.

The way the people of this country get behind Israel makes me sick. It also furthers the Big Oil and Military Industrial Complex's agenda. Fear is being used to court Jewish support the EXACT same way it is used to court American support. Not a dime of difference.

Christians are every bit as much to blame for their support of this conditioning against Arabs as Jewish people are and even possibly more IMHO.

It's a battle for the minds of people. It's certainly a tight rope to walk but hearts that are in the right place can be seen as such to an objective mind.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:58 | 782838 MnMark
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There's nothing wrong with blanket statements if they are true.

People make blanket statements about nazis all the time, even though I imagine there were some decent people who joined the nazi party.  Aren't there even some who are considered heroes, such as Oskar Schindler?

But just because not all nazis were evil people doesn't mean we can't make "blanket statements" about nazis as a whole.  If we couldn't make such generalizations we couldn't converse or even make reasonable judgments in life at all, because life is almost never wholly black and white.  What we look at is the predominant trends or character of a group, compared to other groups.  We don't have to prove every member of that group has that particular character, just that that particular character is statistically significantly more prevalent in that group.  At a certain degree of predominance in the group, we are justified in making a "blanket statement" about that group having that characteristic.  (And then, predictably as the sun rises in the East, someone will say 'but not ALL of the people in that group have that characteristic!')

Jews are disproportionately liberal, they have disproportionate influence in the media, and thus it is fair to make "blanket statements" about Jews and the effects of their disproportional liberal influence in policy-making.  It's as fair to say that about Jews as it is to say Nazis were evil.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:43 | 782988 Max Hunter
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Although I see Jewish domination and control one of the greatest evils to defend against, I do not see the blanket statements about Jews being accurate. According to my personal experience, blanket statements simply do not work and go much further in the prevention of our common goal..

I get what you're saying to a degree, but saying all Jews are a certain way, minus the exceptions, is simply not accurate..

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 13:11 | 1196586 Monday1929
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Thank goodness for your stupiity. It helps to have those with your thought process on the other side of my trades. Hope you meet some good nazis in hell.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:10 | 782369 Violetta (not verified)
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I've noticed it too.  It's the old Shylock thing reemerging.  The only thing we can do is call it out when we see it.  Good for you.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:25 | 782455 Bartanist
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And just another piece of the puzzle foretold by prophecy and leading to WWIII.

Seas turning black, clever ones leave the US, 111th Pope ... we need to see the blue star coming closer.

Man, the timing is great for the 4th turning. Glad there was a repost on that ... now in the 5th year of the 4th turning (which perviously led to the Revolutionary War, Civil War, WWII ... and NOW?!? The very short nuclear war that has been foreseen, by many including George Washington.)

This is going to require the Gigantor sized bag of popcorn as we watch it all from the bunker.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:26 | 782424 Shylockracy
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Wise up; "anti-semitism" as you put it is the oldest ploy used by Jewish mafiosi, spies, agents of influence, lobbyists, extortionists, market manipulators, power brokers and assorted shabbat goyim to suppress criticism of their activities.

Apart from the ethnic networking and nepotism, their supposed race or religion is irrelevant. Being overrepresented among those responsible for the crisis is one of the costs of being the ruling elite of the country. You simply cannot rule the US like Louis XVI and be at the same time venerated like Saint Francis of Assissi.

Deprogram yourself and spare us the silly red herrings.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:26 | 782465 Bring the Gold
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Why not make it about individual responsibility instead of casting 2 year old Jewish children in the same light as Richard "Prince of Darkness" Perle? You are the one who is programmed to be a racist who can't differentiate between assholes in power and the proles who happen to eat the same food and go to the same Synagogue. Red herring my ass. The only red herring around here is the anti-jewish bullshit.

Criticize Israeli foreign policy and intel programs all you want and I'm right there with you. Make broad generalizations about the Jewish people who are as broad and diverse as any ethnic group and I'm going to call you racist. Period.

Stick with ascertainable facts like AIPAC influencing congress in a malicious way, or talk about individuals like Perle or Wolfowitz or Blankfein. Start talking about "The Jews" and you lose anyone with a measurable IQ who isn't filled with hate.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:47 | 782539 Shylockracy
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Did you flunk Reading Comprehension 101? Please don't answer this question since it is merely rhetorical. Anyway, from what you have written, you will probably lack the intellectual wherewithal to supersede the historical prejudices and societal biases that informed your world view.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:10 | 782637 Rick64
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 The Jewish people have supported and rallied behind the state of Israel and their many atrocities. I believe that most of them can't look at the situation in an unbiased way because of their opinions being clouded by the religious and historical aspect of Israel and the same goes for the christians. Both groups were hijacked and used by the Zionists.  Israel and the U.S. I am convinced work hand in hand. Israel and Mossaad accomplish tasks that the U.S. is relunctant to do on its own.  There are many good Jews and Christians but they are brainwashed just like the rest of the population.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:13 | 782887 SRV - ES339
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Personally, I'm a proud anti-semantic wasp.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:21 | 782913 Batty Koda
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It's a very tricky issue, I feel I can't express my honest feelings without being labelled anti-semitic, but it's the internet so I will anyway.

The reason people lump jews together instead of blaming individuals is because they feel the jewish culture and upbringing encourages the acts that the individuals are commiting. Some people are under the impression (rightly or wrongly) that jews are raised to believe that they are superior to non-jews, the goy as they are called, and that a jew is allowed to con and steal from the goy because they are sub-human cattle.

In contrast the christian religion teaches compassion for all people, this doesn't mean all christians are good but when a christian steals from someone they are going against their religion and upbringing.

Also there is the feeling that the Jewish community has more solidarity then others, they stick together in their support for Isreal for example. A jew critisising Isreal is much less comman then a brit critisising Britain. So it is easier to group them all together.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 16:53 | 783223 Violetta (not verified)
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if i was really in trouble, i would seek out my jewish friends.  they are brought up to be empathetic, and compassionate.  you need to know some jewish families and disabuse yourself of your anti-semitic brainwashing.

Tue, 12/07/2010 - 01:03 | 784701 Batty Koda
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You may be right, I don't personally know any jews very well, but I have read the Talmud and it doesn't seem very friendly towards non-jews. I don't have any strong feelings about the subject but I resent not being able to expess myself due to the ADL and others crushing free speech.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 16:59 | 783264 greenbear
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At least you come right out with your religious beliefs rather than than crying over how insensitive it is to the German people to criticize the Nazis which is so disingenuous it's laughable. 


And you're not embarrassed about twisting the Bible to support your racist views.  You wouldn't happen to believe the Jews... er, Khazaars? are the literal spawn of Satan and Eve, would you?  Or that other races are the Satanic spawn of Cain?  Do you believe whites are the only "adamic" race, and that the Nordic and Germanic races are the true tribes of Ephraim and Manasseh who crossed the Caucasas mountains in 721 B.C? 


If not, check out Christian Identity, you might find it to your liking.



Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:42 | 782545 lincolnsteffens
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Pardon my lack of awareness but, so far (2 mos.) I haven't noticed any anti-Semitism.

I hardly think portraying slime ball crooks as upper echelon Nazis is anti-Semitic. If it is please enlighten me and the rest of the world.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:57 | 782598 Die Weiße Rose
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As your post above shows, the US has actually the monopoly

when it comes to fascist Assholes ,Nazies, Xenophobes and Hypocrites !

The word Nazi is an abreviation for National-Sozialist , all National Socialists including neo-con US Nationalists like Nazi Bushler or Dick Cheney for example.

It seems most of the Nazis left Germany after the war to escape to North and South America,South Africa, even Australia and other exotic locations.

Of course it is much more convenient and less alarming to talk about the Nazis in Europe 70 Years ago during the great Depression and thereby totally ignoring what is happening in your own country , the USA and all around the world right now.

The US Government are acting like a bunch of fascist nazis ever since 9/11,

but even before that: Hiroshima,Nagasaki,Vietnam Mai Lai,Iraq,Abu Ghraib, Afghanistan just to name a few war-crimes and right wing terrorism against humanity.

but the topic is actually about silver and not about Nazis, even though "Downfall" I thought was a good film about Hitlers last days.Seems to me that americans have a weird fascination for Nazis and Hitler,it really seems quite obsessive sometimes while many seem to ignore the fact that Fascists and Nazis are running their own Government and even Media for Propaganda. All you got to look for is extreme Nationalism, and there is plenty of that in the USA. A Nazi or a fascist is an extreme totalitarian right-wing nationalist and you dont have to look to far from home to find one.


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:04 | 782613 Bring the Gold
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Word +911.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:12 | 782648 Max Hunter
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Seems to me that americans have a weird fascination for Nazis and Hitler,it really seems quite obsessive sometimes while many seem to ignore the fact that Fascists and Nazis are running their own Government and even Media for Propaganda

You noticed that too... LOL.. Good God it's absolutely out of control.. I'm so sick of seeing it.  Of course, this clip really lends itself to the banking parodies.. Too funny!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:13 | 782387 Dismal Scientist
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Minority of one for you, then. They can handle it, they're the rulers of Europe in case you hadn't noticed ;-)

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:33 | 782502 RafterManFMJ
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Perhaps you don't realize it, but this is from the movie Downfall - haven't gotten around to seeing it yet.  There are literally hundreds of parodies using this footage.

^Hitler, the Cowboys fan


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:59 | 782601 Unholy Dalliance
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Nazi-bashing's still OK, though.

Wed, 12/08/2010 - 11:58 | 788919 gaoptimize
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This is not what I think of when I think of the current people of Germany.  I think of the hard-working, inovative industrialists that came roaring back after WW2.  I think of Oktober Fest, and norther european women with blonde peach fuzz on their legs that doesn't need shaving.  I worry about them losing their cultural identity due to unassimilated imigration of people who do not share their Western values.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:42 | 782216 gwar5
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No... you dint! LOL

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:42 | 782217 Bring the Gold
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"I hate those damn bears!"

Fucking maximum epic awesomoness!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:42 | 782220 Max Hunter
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LMAO... Those never get old..

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:43 | 782223 velobabe
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this is fcking incredible, justin credible†

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:44 | 782227 gerd
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how about the Ben Bernank as Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men-

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:45 | 782795 Kobe Beef
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Thanks Gerd! Funny, incisive


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:44 | 782229 Kyron95131
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lol this clip never gets old regardless of what its used

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:56 | 782236 Shylockracy
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Shiiiine on you Jaaaamie Dimon.....oops, Achtung! Haltet den Dieb!!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:59 | 782299 subqtaneous
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Please.... leave Syd Barrett out of this.  ;-)

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:53 | 782585 Shylockracy
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Jamie has just junked me :-(

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:46 | 782237 johngaltfla
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Funniest damned video I've seen an a while. Because it's oh so true.....

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:47 | 782239 Cognitive Dissonance
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"It's those talking bears blabbering about QE....I hate those damn bears!"

"Damn that GATA with all their nosy questions and Eric King with all those interviews and Zero Hedge....Fuck those smart asses at Zero Hedge!"

"I am not a financial terrorist. Those man-whores Geithner and Summers are!"

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:15 | 782662 Max Hunter
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Fuck those smart asses at Zero Hedge!"

Hey!.. We resemble that remark!!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:47 | 782242 columbia1
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Here is a look at a weekly Silver chart, as it makes new highs.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:49 | 782250 boiow
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best one yet.  brilliant.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:51 | 782261 Shylockracy
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We need a "Broke Buck Mountain" version featuring Geithner and the Bernank's nonconformist dalliances and liquidity gushes.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:12 | 782377 Violetta (not verified)
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Mon, 12/06/2010 - 15:14 | 782890 Mad Mad Woman
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Very good!  LOL!!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:54 | 782264 tickhound
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Zero Hedg-ez > smart ass-ez

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:14 | 782269 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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America is and has been by far and away the best place for artistry in the known universe.  One thing I am looking forward to when the turning happens is that Americans will stop listening to Brittney Spears and turn to writing their own forms of entertainment.  

This is hilarious, and I always apreciate a good parody.

Fuck those smart asses at Zerohedge.

Hey, Hitler, the first rule of fight club is.......

Same As It Ever Was:

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:54 | 782276 TradingJoe
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LMAO :-))))))

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 12:55 | 782281 WineSorbet
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"Don't cry Blythe, the IMF will hire you."



Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:07 | 782354 Bring the Gold
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I loved that line LOL!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:32 | 782495 Dave Thomas
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I almost died when I got to the "I should have subscribed to Ted Butlers newsletter earlier."


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:38 | 782766 mark mchugh
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My favorite, too!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:00 | 782305 ietalon
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Finely something good on the tele.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:00 | 782313 johnnymustardseed
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I like the part about Zero Hedge!!! I knew you were part of the big cabal!



Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:01 | 782317 Bearster
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Speaking of XtraNormal, I saw this on youtube talking about inflation, prices, booms (profiteering on inflation) and busts:

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:02 | 782321 nobita
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heh even funnier than the federer one

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:03 | 782326 dojiman
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on the floor...

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:04 | 782329 clymer
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a doctor like Ron Paul..

comedy. Thanks, Max

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:05 | 782337 outamyeffinway
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Oh my god hilarious! How do I explain laughing so hard at my desk!!!

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:07 | 782351 Ivanovich
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After seeing the umpteenth parody on this, does anyone know where I can find the real film version of what is being said?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:10 | 782363 Bring the Gold
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It's the German movie Downfall. Excellent film about the final days of the 3rd reich. I guess those are self-hating Germans per comments above. :rollseyes:

Or maybe the Germans have as little respect for the Nazi's as we do, because you know they've evolved past that garbage. I've been to Berlin and they are some of the most anti-facist people on the planet. They didn't like how things turned out to say the least. I was always impressed with the humility and historic honesty of the Germans. Totally the polar opposite of the collective historical amnesia in say the UK or Japan or hell contemporary USA.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:20 | 782426 WaterWings
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Yeah, evolved. But not the word I would use. They haven't even been a sovereign nation since WWII.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:16 | 782666 SheepDog-One
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And the USA is not even a sovereign nation since the Revolutionary War. Did ya know that?

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:21 | 782431 Dismal Scientist
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'The Germans are either at your feet, or at your throats', as Churchill once said. I know my preference. As for the UK, whats your beef ? Come on, out with it, man ;-)

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:43 | 782548 Bring the Gold
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Well aside from their near 300 year global reign of terror that they never acknowledge with 1/1000th the humility of Germany nothing. I was also engaged to an english gal and it left a bad taste in my mouth. Seriously though, I've never traveled anywhere that had such a thoroughly myopic view of their own history as some sort of heroic "Englishman's Burden". Japan is another country with a disturbing view or lack thereof for it's historical crimes. I find that sort of collective amnesia disturbing and as others pointed out above denial of that sort of thing makes it more likely there will be a repeat.

I'm very thankful for Churchill and my grandmother who is English and survived the Blitz so it's not like I think all things English are bad, just their historical perspective as a group is pretty suspect. They certainly aren't alone, convenient amnesia is pretty rife throughout Europe actually.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:13 | 782628 Dismal Scientist
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Dwelling on the mistakes of the past is fine, if taken in conjunction with the successes. While the time of Empire involved suffering for those colonised in many cases (don't forget those bastard Romans either, they were real assholes, eh ?), many good things also came from that period, which have subsequently benefited humanity hugely. Industrial Revolution anyone ? Bueller ? Anyone ?

Sorry if I can't take your righteous indignation too seriously,  chap. You seem to be fairly well balanced though, with a chip on both shoulders. Hell, you could almost be English.

I have lived in Germany, they're a great people. Had a lot of fun there. I don't hold the ones I met responsible for the sins of their forefathers, any more than they hold me responsible for the sins of Empire. I suggest you try to focus on the present...

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:29 | 782721 Bring the Gold
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Agree with all you wrote. I'm more than half English as it happens and have spent about a year in England. Probably ran into an inordinate amount of the type of bloke who sees only shining glory in the history books. I am guilty of generalizing my own anecdotal evidence to be sure.

As to the present theres is plenty. This whole ludicrous sub-thread started when someone complained about bashing the Nazi's as equal to German bashing. Plenty to focus on in the present I completely agree and the USA is one of the worst current offenders in global geo-politics. But as you say you take the good with the bad. Here's hoping the good eclipses the bad and soon as things have gotten quite dark. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:10 | 782364 Golden1182
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"anyone not making 50million per year leave the room" had me in tears.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:12 | 782381 Rockfish
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I need that LOL +100

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:15 | 782406 SavingsTherapist
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I just remembered a good article about nazis, banking and the Bush family for some reason.. Prescott Bush was the grandfather of Geroge W. Bush.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:21 | 782432 RSDallas
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Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:14 | 782660 SheepDog-One
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OMG get the broom handle removed from your ass.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:21 | 782437 Amish Hacker
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Hard to pick a favorite line, but you gotta love the scene when Blythe Masters' friend comforts her by saying, "Don't worry, Blythe, the IMF will hire you."

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:25 | 782456 Pool Shark
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This thread was 'Godwinned' before it even started!


Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:27 | 782469 I Am The Unknow...
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Max, thank you; not just for this post, but for years of hard work.  I methodically tune in to RT to see you and Stacey.  Congratulations on your 100th episode and please keep them coming.  Best of health to you and yours.  Happy Holidays. 

Please keep in mind that you ARE making a difference.  Tocqueville and Locke surely would approve. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:35 | 782506 velobabe
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it is just Stacy no e, just sayin'.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:29 | 782734 I Am The Unknow...
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thanks for the co-rection there slick......I apriciate it Velbaby.   Much abliged. 

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:38 | 782523 Paul Thomason
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Jamie must be hoping his condom doesn't split - otherwise, you know - red notice...then international sex criminal.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:39 | 782525 Bam_Man
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Only funny if you don't speak German.

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:44 | 782553 Crispy
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Or if you havent seen a dozen of these already...

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:01 | 782608 zep42
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or if you can't turn your sound off...

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:56 | 782833 BigJim
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Or if you have a sense of humour

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 13:51 | 782577 Blano
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Has anybody noticed that Xtranormal now has on TV a commercial for Warren Buffett's GEICO??

Mon, 12/06/2010 - 14:05 | 782616 Kaiser Sousa
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