Advance Look At Time's 2010 Award Edition Cover

Tyler Durden's picture

Following up on Time's unbelievable success with picking the 2009 person of the year, we have managed to intercept the winner of the 2010 edition.

For your advance viewing pleasure.

From the just slightly less deranged than out Chairman, William Banzai

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Calvin Jones and the 13th Apostle's picture

I got a chuckle out of that, I admit.

Charlie Bravo's picture

Likewise...but "Object of the Year"?


Charlie Bravo

iDealMeat's picture

OT:  Sorry to Cut in line..

But..  This is clearly a Multi-Function Laser Printer..

Needs to be a good ole inkjet..

Still frickin funny though..

williambanzai7's picture

Comes in handy if you have to fax dough to the ECB

Problem Is's picture

I read it comes with a life time supply of "Bernanke Federal Reserve Note" Green ink cartridges...

Free shipping direct from Yemen...

John McCloy's picture

Yesssss. William you have outdone yourself. Your finest work yet. ZH lets get some T-shirts going and trademark this. A few thousand people walking around with one of these will spur some google searches. 

Also William can you post the Weekend at Bennies photoshop you made?

John McCloy's picture

Thanks but I mean the other one with Tim & Ben propping up Uncle Sam with Glasses.

williambanzai7's picture

Standby...I have to go search for it

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

So by not uploading an image at the speed of light, this proves you do sleep.  I still figure Tyler to be an insomniac.

No you can't die from insomnia.

StychoKiller's picture

So, you're saying I shouldn't lose any sleep over it? :>D

fredquimby's picture

Go to and make your own, then donate $10 to ZH!!

MeTarzanUjane's picture

Good one, too bad the ink will cost more than it outputs.

sodbuster's picture

"To bad the ink costs more than the outputs"

Oh, heck, that would be a typical government enterprise.'s picture

so true, printer ink scam by HP. that is all those bitches have as ammo.

williambanzai7's picture

That startling fact has not revealed itself to the moron at the controls ;-)

gwar5's picture

OK, it's time to cry now

George Washington's picture

+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (sorry, its in fiat currency)

Lucky Guesst's picture


+ a years worth of groceries (remains to be seen how to value that in $$)

Lucky Guesst's picture

Sure.... and pigs in a blanket and fried bologna sandwiches and spam!

I can go back to my roots but my kids are gonna have a hard time adjusting lol.

kato's picture

i wish they would send some large amount my way. i have valuable collateral to sell them.

williambanzai7's picture

Just sign the note in invisible ink ;-)

RoRoTrader's picture

Can that cover go viral, William?

Xedus129's picture

That HP printer was legit, never broke on me once..

williambanzai7's picture

I had one, in the end they stopped updating the scan drivers so I had to chuck it.

LongSoupLine's picture

Ha Ha Haaaaaa!  Nice William!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the store and blow my entire 401k on milk and eggs.

williambanzai7's picture

Thanks all. 

I just want to make sure TD is given his due. He emailed the idea to me while I was throwing together "I'm a Nut." So I wound up multi-tasking ;-)

I true ZH collab. Tnx TD. 

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

If we had TD run for Prezident, we could have you do the best (funniest) smear campaign ever.  Of course it would not be smear tactics as much as truth tactics.

Sespian's picture

Can't be any worse than the two party campaign slogan:

williambanzai7's picture

This is what I generate on the fly. Imagine what would happen if I sat down and planned a media campaign ;-)

aarskever's picture

It seems to be the same cover as last year's.. are you sure they will vote for the same guything twice in a row?

New_Meat's picture

"your life won't ever get in a rut."

homersimpson's picture

Your best cover yet. I'll take a year's subscription.

williambanzai7's picture

Life is a cover or is it undercover?

breezer1's picture

has anyone sent this to time? are they still in business? 

FEDbuster's picture

Would work on Money, Fortune or Forbes, too. 

Sure wish they would bring back the $1,000. bill, but electronic money hides all the fun.  Zimbabwenomics, bitches.

hamurobby's picture

Sure wish they would bring back the $1,000. bill,


Thats probably the real reason for delaying the new $100 bill, they have to re design it with another zero.

doolittlegeorge's picture

Clevelands?  I want Wilsons.

williambanzai7's picture

They will copyswipe us with parody defringement ;-)

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

That isn't the printer whose toner was in the UPS bomb box now was it?