• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
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  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Advance Look At Time's 2010 Award Edition Cover

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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:01 | 701020 Calvin Jones an...
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I got a chuckle out of that, I admit.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:05 | 701215 Charlie Bravo
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Likewise...but "Object of the Year"?

(Sigh)

Charlie Bravo

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 19:45 | 701429 iDealMeat
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OT:  Sorry to Cut in line..

But..  This is clearly a Multi-Function Laser Printer..

Needs to be a good ole inkjet..

Still frickin funny though..

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:25 | 701823 williambanzai7
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Comes in handy if you have to fax dough to the ECB

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 09:01 | 702268 Problem Is
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I read it comes with a life time supply of "Bernanke Federal Reserve Note" Green ink cartridges...

Free shipping direct from Yemen...

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:05 | 701037 John McCloy
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Yesssss. William you have outdone yourself. Your finest work yet. ZH lets get some T-shirts going and trademark this. A few thousand people walking around with one of these will spur some google searches. 

Also William can you post the Weekend at Bennies photoshop you made?

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:28 | 701101 williambanzai7
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Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:36 | 701132 John McCloy
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Thanks but I mean the other one with Tim & Ben propping up Uncle Sam with Glasses.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:35 | 701163 williambanzai7
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Standby...I have to go search for it

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 00:51 | 701955 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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So by not uploading an image at the speed of light, this proves you do sleep.  I still figure Tyler to be an insomniac.

No you can't die from insomnia.

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 01:01 | 701960 StychoKiller
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So, you're saying I shouldn't lose any sleep over it? :>D

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 04:36 | 702083 fredquimby
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Go to http://www.zazzle.com and make your own, then donate $10 to ZH!!

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:06 | 701039 MeTarzanUjane
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Good one, too bad the ink will cost more than it outputs.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:19 | 701236 sodbuster
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"To bad the ink costs more than the outputs"

Oh, heck, that would be a typical government enterprise.

 

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 19:30 | 701400 kathy.chamberli...
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so true, printer ink scam by HP. that is all those bitches have as ammo.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:27 | 701828 williambanzai7
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That startling fact has not revealed itself to the moron at the controls ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:07 | 701041 gwar5
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OK, it's time to cry now

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:26 | 701827 williambanzai7
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Feel better ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:07 | 701042 George Washington
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+100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (sorry, its in fiat currency)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:28 | 701831 williambanzai7
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Careful with those binaries ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:12 | 701060 Lucky Guesst
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HAHAHA!

+ a years worth of groceries (remains to be seen how to value that in $$)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:29 | 701832 williambanzai7
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Twinkies day and night?

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:53 | 701880 Lucky Guesst
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Sure.... and pigs in a blanket and fried bologna sandwiches and spam!

I can go back to my roots but my kids are gonna have a hard time adjusting lol.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:13 | 701061 kato
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i wish they would send some large amount my way. i have valuable collateral to sell them.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:29 | 701836 williambanzai7
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Just sign the note in invisible ink ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:20 | 701080 RoRoTrader
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Can that cover go viral, William?

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:23 | 701087 Xedus129
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That HP printer was legit, never broke on me once..

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:30 | 701838 williambanzai7
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I had one, in the end they stopped updating the scan drivers so I had to chuck it.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:25 | 701091 LongSoupLine
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Ha Ha Haaaaaa!  Nice William!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the store and blow my entire 401k on milk and eggs.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:31 | 701109 williambanzai7
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Thanks all. 

I just want to make sure TD is given his due. He emailed the idea to me while I was throwing together "I'm a Nut." So I wound up multi-tasking ;-)

I true ZH collab. Tnx TD. 

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:43 | 701154 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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If we had TD run for Prezident, we could have you do the best (funniest) smear campaign ever.  Of course it would not be smear tactics as much as truth tactics.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:25 | 701254 Sespian
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Can't be any worse than the two party campaign slogan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46SgIBpQ-Q

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:32 | 701845 williambanzai7
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This is what I generate on the fly. Imagine what would happen if I sat down and planned a media campaign ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:52 | 701321 aarskever
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It seems to be the same cover as last year's.. are you sure they will vote for the same guything twice in a row?

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:33 | 701846 williambanzai7
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It's a guy-thing I thingk

Fri, 11/05/2010 - 08:40 | 702226 New_Meat
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"your life won't ever get in a rut."

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:33 | 701113 homersimpson
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Your best cover yet. I'll take a year's subscription.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:34 | 701850 williambanzai7
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Life is a cover or is it undercover?

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:34 | 701122 Mongo
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Brilliant

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:36 | 701853 williambanzai7
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...Santa Maria!

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:39 | 701138 Rudolf Havenstein
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Nice one, Bill.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:36 | 701855 williambanzai7
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Tnx RH

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:39 | 701140 breezer1
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has anyone sent this to time? are they still in business? 

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:20 | 701237 FEDbuster
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Would work on Money, Fortune or Forbes, too. 

Sure wish they would bring back the $1,000. bill, but electronic money hides all the fun.  Zimbabwenomics, bitches.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 18:38 | 701285 hamurobby
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Sure wish they would bring back the $1,000. bill,

 

Thats probably the real reason for delaying the new $100 bill, they have to re design it with another zero.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 19:20 | 701386 doolittlegeorge
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Clevelands?  I want Wilsons.

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 23:38 | 701856 williambanzai7
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They will copyswipe us with parody defringement ;-)

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:43 | 701153 kinetik
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Oh crap, I thought Tyler was talking about moot, not Bernanke.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1883644_1883653_1885481,00.html

Thu, 11/04/2010 - 17:49 | 701174 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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That isn't the printer whose toner was in the UPS bomb box now was it?

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