Aerial View Of Phoenix Disappearing Under A 5,000 Foot Dust Storm

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Wed, 07/06/2011 - 10:59 | 1429655 SheepDog-One
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Biblical lookin.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:10 | 1429705 Sudden Debt
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everything is biblical.

I know a guy who knows a guy who has a friend who's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfathers WIFE ACTUALLY BIT ON A APPLE on which she was not allowed to bite AND according to the pope, IS THE RESPONSIBLE off THIS financial crisis.

 

No kidding.

Back than, they already had a lot of shit because of it and they also started to FLOOD THE MARKETS WITH LIQUIDITY!

After a while, the shit turned so bad and nobody was really prepared besides 1 guy who actually accumelated himself a "lifeboat" to stay afloat on all that shit and after that first shitstorm, it turned out he was the only one who survived it.

 

Now the shit doesn't end there!

Because to solve that crisis back then, they all put that shit on the books by flipping stuff AND IT'S THAT SHIT THAT NOWS COMES BACK TO US!

 

So how to solve it you ask and what to learn from this lesson?

1. SELL APPLE STOCK!

2. BUY SILVER AND GOLD TO STAY AFFLOAT!

3. You may also hold some paper, because whipping your ass with only your hands isn't that cool when you're eating pizza or chicken after it!

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:19 | 1429726 ThatGuyEhler
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I can't tell whether you're junking Christianity or not..... :/

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:31 | 1429795 Problem Is
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Doesn't matter... Do what I do....

<JUNK> Sudden D anyway...

He's into S&M and humiliation... He'll get so much pleasure out of the pain...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:37 | 1429826 Sudden Debt
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I also like to give bible lessons to hot young chicks.

My favorite part is giving communion to them!

 

KNEEL BITCH!! CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!

I GOT SOME "BODY OF CHRIST" I WANT YOU TO TASTE!

LET IT MELT ON YOU TONGUE AND SWALLOW BITCH!!

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:40 | 1429835 Problem Is
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Ooooohhhhh... Neel "Down You Bitch" Kashkari is available and liking it, Sudden D....

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:03 | 1429953 Ahmeexnal
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Why is there a media blackout about the radioactivity of this cloud?

FUKUSHIMA'S REVENGE HAS STARTED!

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:40 | 1429839 bruinjoe93
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You are a sick person.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:42 | 1429844 dark pools of soros
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he either works for the SEC or in line for an IMF job

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1429858 ThatGuyEhler
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I wonder if his real name just so happens to be Dominique Strauss-Kahn? ;)

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:02 | 1429950 Thomas
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He is Chris Cox. (Sorry. I had to say it after your SEC joke.)

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:44 | 1429859 Sudden Debt
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That's just what I said to you girlfriend!

She's comming over this afternoon to nurse me ;)

I just love roleplay...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:45 | 1430118 cpnscarlet
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I can dig the nursing, but please don't take the Lord's name in vain. Please?

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:52 | 1430324 Sudden Debt
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In what way did I take the Lord's name in vain?

I just talked about a event that happend about 6000 years ago.

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 14:49 | 1430544 The Profit Prophet
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE....READ MY COMMENT BELOW!!!

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 22:43 | 1431569 ceilidh_trail
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sd stick another needle in your arm and just go ahead and die. the worms are hungry for fecal matter such as you.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 14:48 | 1430539 The Profit Prophet
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He didn't actually take the Lord's name in vain....he engaged in blasphemy by using an innuendo to compare the sacred host to his penis!

You have taken this site to a new low Sudden Debt!!! I can only hope that you show the same level of disrespect to Islam in the presence of a devout Muslim so that he can show you the type of divine justice these sorts of comments warrant.....but you are likely just an anonymous coward!

Is it too much to ask to be able to participate in this "economic blog" without reading blasphemous comments against Christianity!!!!!

Sudden Debt....you are a piece of shit!

T.E.I.N. everyone! 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 15:14 | 1430593 pazmaker
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you are right.. Sudden's comments were tasteless and classless.  One has to wonder what was the intent of such comments?  To shock or to dishonor? To show his contempt for Catholicism?

 

The comments would be just as distasteful if they were about Buddha or Mohhamed or any other human for that matter.

Overall the results are less respect for the commentator(SD), less weight given to any future comments and the fact that one wonders if he is nothing but a troll.

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 15:06 | 1430595 pazmaker
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dup

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 15:08 | 1430596 Sudden Debt
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Does your doctor know you stopped taking your magic pills?

Holly fuck man! You sound like a nutcase!

JEZUS! Just relax!

You are looking for insults where there are none, just because you like to be insulted.

You make me feel like being forced to drag firewood through the village with only 12 pitstops allowed!

 

Drink some water and relax! If you want wine, just give me a signal, I can fix that for you.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 15:26 | 1430670 The Profit Prophet
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Listen Dick....if you're too stupid or just plain ignorant enough not to realize that words matter, then you shouldn't be posting on this site.  The ability to say something this deeply insulting and then defend it is a comment about the quality of your character.  If you didn't realize how deeply insulting your comments were.....now you know!  The proper reply from a person of intelligence and character would be an apology....not some fraternity-boy defense of your actions by insinuating I'm unstable. 

T.E.I.N. everyone! 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 16:03 | 1430758 Sudden Debt
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You must be a true catholic.

You've called me names, insulted me like a drunk Irish tunnel worker, and repeatedly call for other people to go against me.

If you think you are such a catholic and devoted christian you should read your paperback again on your current acts.

 

But I'll forgive you!

Just tweet 10 prayers to your address book and update your personal profile 5 times and you are forgiven.

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 16:35 | 1430842 The Profit Prophet
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I haven't called on anyone to do anything you childish twit. People are junking you because you just revealed yourself to be an ignorant piece of shit - who isn't man enough to apologize when he's made deeply offensive statements. Trust me when I say that your cum is nothing like the sacred host - and the fact that you insist this is not an offensive statement means that you are among the lowest forms of humanity.  

I call on all reasonable and intelligent people of good conscience on ZeroHedge to henceforth junk all posts from the ignorant adolescent known as Sudden Debt (there....I just made an honest man-child of you).

P.S. Grow The Fuck Up!

 

 

 

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 19:03 | 1431157 goat
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What if the part of the sacred host you recently ate just happened to be jeebus' testicle?  Do you get to decide which part of the body you are eating?  Just wondering...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 21:12 | 1431421 The Profit Prophet
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Apparently there are more Satanists on this site than Christians......nice avatar Goat-Boy....perhaps you should include the pentagram outline around your goat head the next time you post.  Are you and Sudden Debt members of the same coven? Just wondering...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 22:14 | 1431525 StychoKiller
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Welcome to "fight club",  check out the rules:

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.

 

Notice there's no rules re:  blasphemy -- deal with it.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 16:51 | 1430866 David449420
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If you do children's parties too, then you're perfect.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1429849 ThatGuyEhler
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delete

 

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:44 | 1429860 nope-1004
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Hilarious when someone tries to come across as witty, only to misuse "than" when it should be "then".  Idiot.

"Only than I will reply to your post which was worse then the first one".

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1429995 narapoiddyslexia
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English is his second language. Thus, to put some real bite into your comment, you need to make it in French.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1429909 Raymond Reason
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Offending Christians is the least of your worries. 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:32 | 1429798 Idisq
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I hope so

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:36 | 1429812 JW n FL
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First of ALL! Mr. Canada!!

 

Here in America! if you Talk about the Bible or more specifically the part of the Bible that describes the Reckoning..

or the Constitution of the United States..

or Gold..

or Silver..

or if you believe in being prepared.. in any way.. for anything..

 

You are a Home Grown Terrorist, per the TSA and FBI Training for Local Departments!

 

So! dont you come in here with that Bible stuff and get us all arrested! or better yet give Local Law Enforcement Probable Cause!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

 

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:38 | 1429830 Problem Is
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You maybe a Domestic Terrorist if:

You post on Zero Hedge...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:38 | 1430094 Confuchius
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@jw n fl

You are a typical cretin of the USSA - - Alligator mouth: Hummingbird ass.

Be prepared for a big surprise the next time you try to steal Bahamian fish.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:35 | 1429817 Sudden Debt
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HE?!?!?

 

can't you read?

I was talking about the fact that I am wondering if I should eat pizza or chicken this evening.

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:43 | 1429855 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Wait to whip your own ass until after you eat.  It will make the conversation during the meal go much smoother.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 22:22 | 1431534 ceilidh_trail
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sd = LOSER

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:08 | 1429973 SheepDog-One
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Why would it be 'junking Christianity'? The old testament books are the Torah, which is what the Jews obviously follow....you know those people who are above everyone else and must not be criticized ever for anything?

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:08 | 1430171 Herd Redirectio...
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What I find fantastic is that they can call you anti-semitic for criticizing a government!  WTF?  So if you hate the American Empire, I mean, Gov't then does that make you a racist?  No, obviously not.  It has nothing to do with race.

But when you criticize Israel, which has worse racial discrimination than America in the 60s (you know, when a certain MLK became famous) or even worse discrimination than South Africa during Apartheid, well, then you are a racist! 

So there are a lot of people from Jewish families claiming to be religious, that run the completely biased media, and debauch society through Hollywood, and have a large concentration in financial institutions, esp. at the top level...

You are racist for mentioning it.  Personally, I mention the so-called Jewish connection, because IMO it shows that when things get corrupt/exceptionally profitable/powerful you can only trust those closest to you.  When you look at politics, you will often find that the most successful politicians are members of secret societies.  In business, the most successful are those who are best connected, whether due to race, family, etc.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 14:22 | 1430439 Rome is burining
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Hope you are clear now!

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 15:47 | 1429912 stiler
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well done, well done. however, next time won't be liquidity and you won't have toilet paper. and they'll be throwing all their commodities to the moles and bats (blind things)

 

Revelation 6:15-7

Isaiah 2:19-20 casting their gold & silver to the moles and bats

 

 

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:27 | 1430025 Doyle Hargraves
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 You believe in the bible do ya Karl...Well I can't understand any of it, this one begat that one, that one begat this one...begat, begat, and lo and behold someone said some shit to someone or another...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 17:25 | 1430932 Talcott
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Do you read all poetry and other symbological communication

 

literally?

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 21:19 | 1431434 eaglefalcon
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I counted the number of "great"s in your post: 30.  Therefore the woman who ate the apple in your case lived 30 generations ago.  Assuming an average child bearing age between 25-30, the women lived around 1111-1261AD.  She couldn't be Eve because, accoeding to Bible, Eve was created 5771 years ago and died about 4871 years ago.  There was only one woman in 12th century who could have made such a great impact: Eleanor of Aquitaine (1122-1204).  She was the wealthiest and most powerful woman during the middle age, and ancestress to almost all european royalties today.  The problem is, she had so much money (gold) that she was never interested in the meager profit of banking business

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 22:35 | 1431556 Vlad Tepid
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You have a lot of time on your hands...

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 11:14 | 1429708 Zer0head
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You've  got  to love it, Scarlet Fu of Bloomberg TV, Margies' side kick was yammering just before 11am about the state of the cinema in China and how they are currently not permitting foreign films until such time as a government sponsored film ("Beginning of the Great Revival" ) achieves a revenue target of something like $100m.

The government film is about the founding of the communist party in China (in celebration of its 90th anniversary).  Scarlet offers a bit of editorial comment stating that there is a lot of blood and suffering in the movie "but at least it has a happy ending, the PRC".

I wonder if anyone in Scarlet's family has spent time in a Laogai Camp (http://www.laogai.org/)

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:03 | 1430158 ZerOhead
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Twenty weeks and still obviously learning...

Gotta punch it up a bit falak! :)

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:51 | 1430133 cpnscarlet
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After living in the southwest for 27 years...

Been there, done that, have the crevice tool for cleaning out window sill tracks. The dust can be so fine, it gets into closed curio cabinets.

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 13:53 | 1430332 1fortheroad
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Dust Bowl lookin.

http://www.english.illinois.edu/maps/depression/dustbowl.htm

 

Very large number of fires going on in Arizona,New Mexico and Texas.

Some parts of Texas and New Mexico didnt have rain for 118 days or more.

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