Afternoon Humor

Tyler Durden's picture

We have a new contender for the Bloomberg list of most inappropriately named people...

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Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Ironically that is what Bernanke says about the dollar.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Afternoon humor from cnbsnakevision.com:

Pay no attention to those 15.1 million unemployed people—Wall Street instead is more focused on the man behind the Fed curtain and what he'll be doing to fire up the equity markets.

The goons at the helm of the MSM will do anything to keep the party going.  Maybe the only rational thing Walker ever said was, "Walled Street got drunk."  Bernanke never took away the Hunch Punch.  The belligerent farce continues....

bugs_'s picture

Add Dae-Ho to my SPDL!!!!!

cougar_w's picture

That ranks right up there with NIGAZ, also reported at ZH at the time. That was a long time ago!

 

ShankyS's picture

NiGaz was classic. Still refer to in in posts.

Village Idiot's picture

"I'm high in this bitch, I'm trying to get blow
I'm looking on the floor so I can bang me a ho"

 

Da Hustler

TruthInSunshine's picture

Is he related to 'Hoo Bang Dat-Ho?'

homersimpson's picture

I believe he's friends with Hung Lo.

FatFingered's picture

Any relation to Lo Hung Dong?

eatthebanksters's picture

Great great grandson of the still living Wii Fukm Yung...

redpill's picture

Bang Da Ho, bitches!

BlackSea's picture

Along with his lesser known cousing Suk Mai Dik

Pure Evil's picture

Along with:

Fook Mi & Fook Yu

Yeah, Baby, Yeah!

Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Agent P's picture

There is (or maybe was) a Korean restaurant in Honolulu called "Fook Yuen Seafood".  I always wanted to open up a competing restaurant across the street called "Fook Yuen Two".

akak's picture

I bet they served up an awesome pupu platter too!

Personally, I was always fond of driving by the office of Dr. Au down in Captain Cook on the Big Island.

Agent P's picture

Dr. Au?  Was he a dentist?  That's almost as good as my Urologist...Dr. Leak...seriously, I'm not making this up.

Are you still in the islands? 

akak's picture

Yes, the good doctor Au is/was a dentist, which makes his name doubly punny --- Dr. "Ow!" ---- "Au" --- gold fillings ....

Not on the Big Island now, but will be visiting again soon.

Agent P's picture

Please go to Hilo and have a Loco Moco for me at Cafe 100.

Aloooooooooooooooha!

akak's picture

It's already on my list!

And Ming's Restaurant in Pahoa --- best Thai food outside of Thailand!

Can't forget about the pork chops and butterfish at the Manago Hotel either --- homey but tasty.

Aloha nui loa!

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Before we moved down here, my wife's Ob/Gyn was named Dr. Harry Beaver.  When she first told me that I then explained to her (she was born in Peru) what the slang terms were.  I could hardly believe that an MD would choose that name.

Honestly, this is true!

rosiescenario's picture

...and truthfully, my vascetomy was performed by Dr. Dunn...his specialty...

Raymond K Hessel's picture

There's a restaurant in Brookline, MA called Fugakyu.

 

http://www.fugakyu.net/

goldsaver's picture

There was, in the early 90's, a Chinese restaurant in Bamberg Germany called Hung Fuk. Served the worst pork and rice ever.

Whatta's picture

Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

 

Ah so, you are Fook Hed?

Dick Darlington's picture

Hahahahaa, that guy should join Benron's crew asap.

AccreditedEYE's picture

He and B-Sack can hang like pimps.

Sabremesh's picture

Surely has ZH has better things to do than ridiculing foreigners for their funny names. No? Oh well, give a minute to rest my aching sides.

cougar_w's picture

I'm suspicious. Last week it was Chinese companies with tickers like "OINK"

I think they're just yanking our chains. Seriously.

Points for style, though.

chinaguy's picture

Ask any Chinese guy about someone named "Pete"  (fart)

cougar_w's picture

Thank you for the much needed balance on this important issue.

Ahem ... got any more of the same? Anyone here speak Japanese?

FatFingered's picture

Swahili

Jambo - Hello

Jamba - Fart

Agent P's picture

Imagine what they must think when visiting and run across a Jamba Juice...I'm thirsty, let's go to the shart store.

4xaddict's picture

Ask any spanish guy about the mitsubishi "Pajero" - wanker

velobabe's picture

Surely has ZH has better things to do

.........just dont call me SHIRLEY when your bangin this HO† n o

bugs_'s picture

Let us recruit this individual to write for ZeroHedge on an EXCLUSIVE basis.  Watch out Cheeky Bastard!

fuu's picture

Oh. I read it as Bang! Die ho.

subqtaneous's picture

ease off the Tarentino movies, fuu.

 

TruthInSunshine's picture

Wayne Brady and 'Does Wayne Brady Have to Choke a Bitch' from the Chapelle Show:

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/l3h

Duke of Doubt's picture

We should enjoy our humor while we can.  According to the Washington Times, the FCC is intending to adopt rules to: "preserve the freedom and openness of the Internet."   Unfortunately, I am not kidding.

 

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/dec/2/wave-goodbye-to-internet-...

cougar_w's picture

Oh god.

Okay. Now where is my double-speak dictionary ...

This crap gives me head aches. It really does.

Double down's picture

Tyler, you must follow this guy's calls, please, I am on my knees! 

Ratscam's picture

stop it I'm dying laughing!

Sensational! Reminds me of my teenage years.

Seymour Butt's picture

I am still there. Never left.