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Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:45 | 252507 Benthamite
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I'm not sure what to make of this, especially since Zuul takes the shape of a large, demonic dog.  

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:58 | 252696 Anonymous
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Zuul was the minion of Gozer.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:56 | 252513 Mrmojorisin515
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Cross the streams!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:59 | 252517 Roy Bush
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I'm not gay, but I'll cross streams with you anytime over Mr. Blankfein!

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:02 | 252524 ratava
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as long as the balls don't touch

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 13:58 | 252516 Internet Tough Guy
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Lucas Von Praag = keymaster of Ghozer.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:56 | 252590 Cognitive Dissonance
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Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9L7UUp0FxY

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:02 | 252520 crosey
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See you on the other side, Ray.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:02 | 252521 Missing_Link
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Oh man.  Whoever is doing these fake Twitter posts A) needs his own comedy show on Comedy Central and B) is surely going to get his face sued off by the vampire squid sooner or later.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:58 | 252598 SV
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I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:19 | 252543 Anonymous
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I got a chuckle out of this one:

"The day Matt Taibbi poses an actual threat to Goldman Sachs is the day I bake my own horse ejaculate pie."

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:27 | 252551 MarketTruth
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OMG!!!  The teleprompter King POTUS is caught lip-syncing a speech!!!

www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_caught_lip_syncing_speech

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:26 | 252552 djb1953
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Oh boy! The squid will be squirting ink so furiously that it will shake the very foundations of Wall St. How dare people demonise Gods chosen workers.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:51 | 252574 hedgeless_horseman
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Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until Glass-Steagall was shut off by dickless here.
Lloyd_Blankfein: They said I was a vampire squid!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Lloyd Blankfein has no dick.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 14:52 | 252581 djb1953
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Zuul's require no dicks. They procreate through mind control.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 17:05 | 252799 Manbarepig
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Brilliant! +1

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:00 | 252600 Anonymous
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If there is something strange with the Credit spreads
Who you gonna call?
Lloyd Blankfein

If there is something weird with your CDO's
And it dont look good
Who you gonna call?
Lloyd Blankfein

I aint afraid of no financial meltdown
I aint afraid of no financial meltdown

If you're seeing things
running through your charts
Who you gonna call?
Lloyd Blankfein

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:09 | 252609 Agent P
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What an unfair thing to say...I'm sure Zuul is offended!

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:13 | 252615 Orly
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Sorry, Venkman.  I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:16 | 252621 Anonymous
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Ah, this takes me back to the good ol' days of the rectification of the Vuldrini, when Gozer the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Thu, 03/04/2010 - 02:30 | 253350 Anonymous
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While I am amused to finally understand what the hell he was saying after all these years, I pity you for actually taking the time to learn it.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:36 | 252655 jmc8888
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Is Dimon the gatekeeper?  Or maybe Helicopter ben?

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 15:45 | 252672 Anonymous
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Dogs and cats, living together...MASS HYSTERIA!

Any excuse to quote GB.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:39 | 252767 Cursive
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They are wasting time spoofing/hacking his twitter account.  They need to hack the robot algos that are running this market.  Now that would be fularious.

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 16:48 | 252775 Bigdaddydvo
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When Lloyd Blankfein asks you if you're a god, YOU SAY "YES!"

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 18:12 | 252891 Anonymous
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Does that mean that Geithner is the real Louis Tully?

Wed, 03/03/2010 - 20:32 | 253079 vachon
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Ok, he's a Zuul.  Your point?

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