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AIG On Fast Track To Repaying $150 Billion Government Bailout By Buying Own Stock

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Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:37 | 50113 phaesed
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The L on your P&L if you want to think rationally but not carefully.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:36 | 50352 alien-IQ
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AIG has traded it's full float in a day 5 times in August alone. All but one of those days was for big gains. They can't all be a short squeeze. Nor should it be considered mere coincidence that the wards of the state, AIG, C, FRE, FNM have been on monster runs. Looks to me like there's a plan in place to make sure it looks like the government made "good investments" (wink wink nudge nudge).

I haven't even traded the last few days. Sitting on my hands, having liquid breakfasts and laughing my head off as I watch the markets roar and the madness ensue. But there's no way I'm diving into those waters now. Gonna wait for the tide to recede and see all the naked people trying to cover up...the shrinkage. Then it's one last chuckle before going in short with all guns a blazin.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:13 | 50450 Anonymous
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You are so dead on the money with that comment!

This is just so pathetically PHONEY!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:30 | 50096 AnonymousMonetarist
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Paying back with what? ... rentenmarks?

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:31 | 50099 Anonymous
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Lol @ the tags: Casino, Forced Short Squeeze and Volkswagen.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:49 | 50245 VegasBD
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Sometimes Megabucks hits when youre in the casino....

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:35 | 50107 johnnyBoy
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FRE,FNM,BAC,C,AIG--skyrocketing bankrupt stocks.   Are we all in a Gordon Gekko movie sequel? Greed is good!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:42 | 50511 docsdoc
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Get David Lynch to direct...

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:35 | 50109 Anonymous
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Well, the higher AIG's stock price, the more effect it has on the SPX, right? I guess gunning the index futures isn't enough. Now they have to gun crap stocks. Whatever.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:15 | 50336 vanquished (not verified)
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It would be funny to know how many times the same
share goes around and around and ... you get it.

good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www..
hat tip: finance news & finance opinions

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:38 | 50114 Hondo
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The government is getting ready to screw the taxpayer again.  The government need to wipe out that equity sell off the damn units and pay back the TSY(with inteterest).

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:38 | 50118 Anonymous
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Is it a coincidence that the Fed retires MBS from "other" hands and AIG skyrockets?

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:34 | 50226 max2205
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Nope, the word got out 3 weeks ago, to the insiders at least

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:40 | 50121 Stuart
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These are govt owned stocks with an unlimited printing press behind them.   No one in their right mind will short these guys.  Forced short covering going on.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:24 | 50213 Howard_Beale
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"What one cannot borrow, one must buy."

Snakespeare

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:42 | 50126 Anonymous
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FDIC is out of money

I can't wait for Bob.

Victory for the bulls. Buy buy buy

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:43 | 50130 Pizza Delivery Man
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FDIC = Out of money

Bob Pisani = Vicotry for the bulls

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:57 | 50161 Anonymous
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I'm down so much I'm gonna beat my dog

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:04 | 50427 SteveNYC
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Don't! Soon, your dog will be able to TRADE, as TRADING jobs will be the only ones left in the USA! Think of the potential, a country and its animals, TRADERS!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:59 | 50165 Anonymous
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For this Fund, Management Fees = 5% and Performance Fees = 50%. No loss carry-forward

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:01 | 50167 Anonymous
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How long until Droopy arrives with "Going down, sir."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4x0WkfC82c

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:05 | 50175 Cow
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In the "olden days" in Texas, developers would sell property back and forth until they got their price up.

2 corrupt developers + 1 corrupt appraiser + corrupt S&L = S&L Crisis.

Many went to jail.  But hey, that was the "olden days".  This seems more efficient and lot less paperwork.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:09 | 50183 Dr Hackenbush
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Ouroboros comes to mind somehow.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:30 | 50218 ghostfaceinvestah
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That fucking asshole who now runs AIG better learn fast that his fucking $7M salary is only being paid because the taxpayer bailed them out.  He needs to pay back the taxpayer ASAP, not whenever he feels like it.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:05 | 50432 SteveNYC
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Good post. My sense is the guy reeks of arrogance and entitlement. Throw his ass out with the rest of them.

Fri, 08/28/2009 - 06:54 | 51481 Ned Zeppelin
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His first official act was to take a vacation.  Nuff said.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:00 | 50262 Anonymous
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Is there an ETF for all the bailouts?

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:17 | 50331 vanquished (not verified)
Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:46 | 50521 dnarby
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It's all part of the plan Greenspan hatched.

Keep equity prices high so companies can borrow money against their stock.

So what if instead of hiring people or buying equipment they just buy their own stock.  It will just increase their market capitalization!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:22 | 50597 Fish Gone Bad
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That was my thought as well.  If they killed any shorts along the way, it was their own fault.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:05 | 50558 Anonymous
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Don't sweat it too much - their CEO will be well rested and ready for action, just as soon as he gets back from the beaches...

http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE57Q24J20090827

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:21 | 50595 curbyourrisk
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Hey guys....shit floats....

But Government shit....that levitates!!!

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 18:40 | 50877 Anonymous
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Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on? Who the hell is trading this crap?

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 22:07 | 51197 CD
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I sure as hell do not know the specifics. Some seem to think this is WAY too much to be just a short covering rally. Check out the title on the article below, which is all the more refreshing for its honest bewilderment:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jAGF0_a0ny2pgxtLC8FAUQ...

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 22:36 | 51222 CD
Thu, 08/27/2009 - 23:50 | 51320 Anonymous
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aig is trading its whole float in one day.
the strongest moves have happened on wed / thurs
3 out of the last 4 weeks

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