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Al Qaeda Confirms Death Of bin Laden

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From Reuters:

Al Qaeda confirmed the death Osama bin Laden on
Friday in an Internet message that vowed revenge on the United States
and its allies, including Pakistan, according to the SITE monitoring
service.

Five days after President Barack Obama announced bin
Laden's death in a U.S. raid in Pakistan, al Qaeda vowed not to deviate
from the path of armed struggle and said bin Laden's blood "is more
precious to us and to every Muslim than to be wasted in vain."

"It (bin Laden's blood) will remain, with permission from Allah the
Almighty, a curse that chases the Americans and their agents, and goes
after them inside and outside their countries," the militant network
said in a statement released on Islamist Internet forums and translated
by SITE.

"Their happiness will turn into sorrow, and their blood will be mixed with their tears," al Qaeda said.

"We call upon our Muslim people in Pakistan, on whose land Sheikh Osama
was killed, to rise up and revolt to cleanse this shame that has been
attached to them by a clique of traitors and thieves ... and in general
to cleanse their country from the filth of the Americans who spread
corruption in it."

 

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Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:35 | 1247142 lindaamick
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Al Queda aka CIA confirms death of Bin Laden

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:34 | 1247149 Dr. Gonzo
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Was the memo signed Juan Epstein's mother?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:41 | 1247176 SheepDog-One
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LOL

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:39 | 1247150 Youri Carma
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Letter from Al-Qaeda

 

Because we want to bring the US down we urge everybody to vote for Obama since he's the most effective way to bring America down.

To motivate the sheople to do so we gonna attack the common folks. The common folks are poor in the US so it doesn't make any sense to attack airoplanes cause they simply havn't got the money for that. That's why we decided to attack trains.

El Akbar, Al-Qaeda

 

Al-Qaeda considered Sept. 11 rail attack: reports http://www.marketwatch.com/story/al-qaeda-considered-sept-11-rail-attack-reports-2011-05-05

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:03 | 1247254 thedrickster
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"Al-Qaeda considered Sept. 11 rail attack:"

Riiiiight.

Coming Soon to Penn Station......you guessed it, naked body scanners.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:20 | 1247386 Farcical Aquati...
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Scanners manufactured by Michael Chertoff.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:35 | 1247151 hangemhigh77
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Bin MUST be Jesus Christ, he's been resurected and killed how many times now???  Is he wearing the Shroud of Turin too??

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:53 | 1247241 old naughty
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old chinese saying: " a cat has nine lives"...so guess he's a c...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:36 | 1247159 writingsonthewall
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You know what I think?

I think obama discovered a few weeks ago while poking around in the CIA files that actually Osama was long gone - and his spectre was just being used by Bush and Cheney to scare the little American people into accepting crap like "the patriot act" and allowing the NSA to wiretap.

When he found this out he realised the madness and had to find a way of ending it - of course he couldn't make the CIA / FBI look stupid by announcing "actually folks....we have no idea where he is and it's likely he's long dead - buried under a pile of rocks in the tora tora mountain range.

 

The assasination was the best way to achieve this - but of course like all great plans nobody expected the public to disbelieve them quite so aggressively.

I still cannot understand why you would tip a man into the sea that you have finally captured after over a decade long search without ensuring the people were satisfied that he was actually dead.

I also don't believe that BS about 'respecting a muslim death' - I mean it's laughable to think they would give Timothy McVeigh the funeral he requested in keeping with his faith? - we all know they wouldn't - but apparently Bin Laden gets special treatment.

When things don't add up there is always a rat to be found. This isn't even about "show me the pictures" - this is more about "give me a credible reason for your actions which make no sense" - an explanation is not forthcoming.

 

I mean to think they  Whitehouse wouldn't show the pictures because they are 'gory' - has nobody watched Evil dead 1,2 and 3? What about SAW? - I mean we can stomach a man sawing his own leg off but we couldn't bear to see a still of a man shot in the head?

Cripes - what sort of idiots do you take us for?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:13 | 1247346 Raynja
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I like the part where he was resisting, without a gun (he didn't have a gun?!?), so they shot him in the head instead of capturing him and putting him in a cage above time square where the unwashed masses could throw rotten fruit at him.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:42 | 1247489 Idiot Savant
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@writing - Everything adds up just fine. The purpose of "saying" Osama was given a Muslim burial is so we don't inflame Muslims and give Al Qaeda bulletin board material to recruit new terrorists. We dumped the body as sea so his followers wouldn't have a shrine at which to worship. We still have a bunch of troops in Iraq/Afghanistan and we don't want any of them getting killed over this.

WTF has happened to ZeroHedge? It used to be full of educated adults having thought provoking conversations. Sadly, the old guard is gone and we're left with a bunch of tinfoil hat wearing, right-wing metal bugs.

Everything is a freaking conspiracy with you people. Pathetic.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:16 | 1247648 Buckaroo Banzai
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Ha ha. Since when do we give a fuck about muslims? In Iraq and Afghanistant we kill them and let their bodies rot wherever they fall.

Anybody who believes the crap that comes out of the beltway has rocks in their head.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:23 | 1247669 Terminus C
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Asking questions about information being fed to you is a bad thing.  What we need is more general acceptance of the official story.

Pathetic is your willingness to accept bullshit blindly.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:43 | 1247745 downwiththebanks
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What convinces you that anything John Ashcroft ever said about alCIAda is true?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 18:18 | 1249500 mkkby
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Yep, just one more sleep-walking retard who believes in the magic bullet and anything else he's been fed since birth.  Don't question anything IS.  Keep up the good work.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:43 | 1247738 samsara
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Cripes - what sort of idiots do you take us for?

 

The types that would vote  ...Reagan/Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama... to the presidency,

The type that would take the Patriot Act lying down.

The type that ....

You get the picture.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:39 | 1247160 lsbumblebee
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Sounds like Operation Spread It On Thick is in full force.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:38 | 1247170 hangemhigh77
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The next thing Oboner and his clowns will tell us is Bin is still alive and inside some whale with Pinnochio.  They'll show a cartoon of his staff watching the movie Pinnochio with Hillary looking scared and pooping her diaper.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:42 | 1247188 MelvilleSaysNo
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A govt stooge laying the groundwork for the next false flag.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:45 | 1247200 hangemhigh77
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I think we need to spend trillions of dollars and start a war with India because Ghandi may still be alive and trying to blow up an A&P in Jersey.  They suspect he works at the 7/11 across the street.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:54 | 1247248 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Just another press release from the CIA.  Ho hum.

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:53 | 1247234 thedrickster
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SITE, that would be the wholly owned subsidiary of Mossad responsible for faking UBL video tapes over the past decade?

 

Check.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:54 | 1247264 old naughty
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only 1 decade?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:56 | 1247258 sun tzu
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The latest official story:

The most wanted terrorist in the world, leader of the most dangerous international terrorist group in the world, had a lone armed bodyguard. A few helicopters land in a busy city. Several commandos storm out and engage in a 40 minute firefight with the lone armed bodyguard. They also kill every adult male in the compound. There is a police station down the street and a military base nearby, but no police or Pakistani military borther to show up to find out why helicopters with commandos are landing in the city and shooting people. Obama, Hillary and the national security team sit and stare intently at a blank TV monitor since the helmet cams weren't working. 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:57 | 1247280 old naughty
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most wanted,

most dangerous,

mist killed,

mos[t] sad.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:02 | 1247303 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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The cameras were probably made my the same manufacturer who did the CCTV outside the Pendagon on 9/11, around London on 7/7 and along the road towards into tunnel where Princess Diana's car met a pillar.

ALL A COINCIDENCE, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:39 | 1247481 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Don't forget the 4/19/95 monitors around Murrah Building in OKC that all malfunctioned at the same time.  Maybe Halliburton can supply better video monitoring systems for our freedom loving masters!?

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:11 | 1247339 doggings
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this bears repeating without further comment.. :)

by sun tzu
on Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:56 #1247258

 

The latest official story:

The most wanted terrorist in the world, leader of the most dangerous international terrorist group in the world, had a lone armed bodyguard.

 

A few helicopters land in a busy city. Several commandos storm out and engage in a 40 minute firefight with the lone armed bodyguard. They also kill every adult male in the compound.

 

There is a police station down the street and a military base nearby, but no police or Pakistani military borther to show up to find out why helicopters with commandos are landing in the city and shooting people.


Obama, Hillary and the national security team sit and stare intently at a blank TV monitor since the helmet cams weren't working.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:45 | 1248691 walküre
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in a nutshell.

I've been scouring official news websites all over the world.

Same pictures, same message. Not one iota of discourse anywhere.

Scary.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:18 | 1247366 Max Hunter
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Sounds about right..

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:47 | 1247753 downwiththebanks
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Well said.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:59 | 1248503 zerozulu
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OK, so here is the rest of the story. Two Black Hawk stealth, state of the cutting edge technology, loaded with 25 top notch, pride of a super power, raided a compound within a block distance from Pak military garrison, undetected. Did a successful operation in 3 minutes( standard commando operation time). one chopper hit the wall and disabled. Pilot called for help so they sent a Chinook (noisy, big, slow with no stealth capability) and asked the commandos to be patient, it may take thirty minutes and time to load 13 commandos, a dead corps and 6 computers and a a truck load electronics including bag full of flash drives.

Pilot said, i am afraid we will get caught. Reply came, don't worry Pak army is with us in this mission. if any body asks show them the letter you have in your pocket from Obama to Zadari. Pak army came from the next block and asked what you guys are doing? Mission leader said nothing we are waiting for our ride. And showed the letter.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 18:23 | 1249521 mkkby
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Yep.  Then (slapping my forehead) they realized THEY JUST FORGOT to interrogate the leader of a global network of sleeper cells.

Then it was just a short 2000 KM ride back to the navy ship, refueling several times along the way in a semi-hostile country that didn't invite them.  Yeah, makes sense to me /sarcasm

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 09:58 | 1247289 A Lunatic
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Ollie Axbarf.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:04 | 1247304 hangemhigh77
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Mission Impossible or Mission Is Laughable

 

I think Hillary should "gear up" and attack some country with Chelsea. If ANY country saw those two ugly bitches attacking them they would surrender without firing a shot.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:26 | 1248303 FeralSerf
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Janet Reno and Madeline Albright, now there's ugly.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:08 | 1247326 DogSlime
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I wonder whether they'll try a "Precious-Metals-help-fund-terrorism" line?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:12 | 1247338 gmak
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The relationship between the American Adminstration and Al Quaeda reminds me of that betwee the Media and Hollywood, or Hackers and Anti-Virus software companies. One can't seem to exist without the other and it is a self-feeding, self-reinforcing relationship.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:40 | 1247724 Hephasteus
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It's just monetization flexibility. If you don't like the shit movies and don't pay to watch them. They simply charge you to make it through your internet and cable tv fees. If you just want to chat with a few people on the internet you are going to be some how some way forced into buying hookers blow party girls corvettes bentleys etc etc for fucking retards that you don't want entertaining you. Even though they make a bunch of it back with drug dealers and ironclad anonymous illegal operations it's still a big cash outlay. You don't bear what's his face is going to drink piss without someone writing a monster check do you.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:10 | 1247340 Cole Younger
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"and in general to cleanse their country from the filth of the Americans who spread corruption in it."

Hmmmmmm...I didn't know that al queda knew that much about our fed, congress, and our banking system...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:15 | 1247363 alien-IQ
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Al Qaeda is the Emmanuel Goldstein of our times.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:35 | 1247439 Franken_Stein
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Bingo.

 

The great boogeyman, who can be utilized at any time to justify the perpetual war, the erection of a dictatorship and the gradual abolition of civil rights.

Additionally it is perfectly well suited as a distraction from the everyday hardships that the broad masses of working slaves have to suffer while the social security net is being pulled from under their feet.

 

Oh, and if one can make a private buck here and there as a private military contractor to the goverment, it's a win-win.

Well, for the upper 1 %, of course.

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:44 | 1247742 Hephasteus
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The banks used hitler like that for years. They would trot him out and it's what caused all the sue for peace movement for quite a while. But it ended up in war anyway.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:48 | 1247511 Cpl Hicks
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"...to rise up and revolt to cleanse this shame that has been attached to them by a clique of traitors and thieves..."

2012- here we come!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 10:46 | 1247512 BurnCycle
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I work with someone whose political proclivities and opinion changes with each soundbite, it is quite sad the tribe mentality and the lack/disabled critical thinking. Its fun though watching the wheels grind to a hault when one does not join the rah-rah pavlovian response. I wonder if i should carry a bell with me.....

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:07 | 1247592 I_Rowboat
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Hitchens had it right:  Religion poisons everything.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:22 | 1247667 Buckaroo Banzai
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No, actually, its the misuse of religion that poisons everything.

Religion is just one institution. Last time I checked, just about every institution in this country has been misused and generally fucked up:

--Local, state, and federal gov't

--K-12 education

--College education

-- Financial institutions

-- Just about every business institution that large corporations are involved with

-- etc. etc.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:46 | 1247756 falak pema
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the only honest place in town : a texas whore house. Even the furniture is king sized.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:56 | 1247801 I_Rowboat
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As far as I'm aware, none of those other institutions declare themselves to have a permanent supernatural warrant, or threaten non-adherents with permanent, everlasting torture, or make outlandish and disprovable claims concerning the arrangement of the Universe (although Economics comes close).

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:33 | 1248354 sun tzu
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An institution must declare a permanent supernatural warrant in order to be corrupt? If you don't believe in a supernatural being then you have nothing to fear from organized religions. The intitutions that throw you in a cage or shoot you are all government backed.

 

If we get rid of religion, then it would be a utopia right? Just like the USSR.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:14 | 1247628 skipjack
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"and in general to cleanse their country from the filth of the Americans who spread corruption in it.""

 

...thye first time I've ever agreed with AQ...

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:16 | 1247641 DrunkenMonkey
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One small problem, nobody outside the US believes the bull your media sells you and most of us that can see the results of US 'interventions' wonder why americans do.

What gives us hope is that there seem to be many (on here at least) that don't.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:31 | 1247705 nauagos020
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i think it is embarrassing and disappointing for zero-hedge to publish that kind of articles. i think zero-hedge should not waste even one pixel on it's reader's screen with information like the ones this article provides.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:51 | 1247780 takinthehighway
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Just exactly why are you embarrassed and disappointed by this article?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1247746 EZYJET PILOT
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So the CIA said that Osama is dead then! Tyler stop writing this crap will you, only a spastic would believe Osama has just been popped off, and thats being insulting to a spastic mind!

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:05 | 1248211 zerozulu
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High number of clicks has made Tyler crazy

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1247832 Strategery
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Obama's been laudin'........nuff said

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1247933 thedrickster
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SITE is a subsidiary of the intelligence establishment, founded by the daughter of an executed Mossad agent.

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=SITE_Institute

Will the last remaining journalist please turn out the light?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:06 | 1248202 zerozulu
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A person died on Dec, 2001 can be resurrected by C, I, A, why can't they bring up a web site? what a crap.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:27 | 1248852 High Plains Drifter
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don't worry. the site intelligence group with iraqi zionist jew, rita katz is hard at work along with other mossad sayanims to get some more really cool inflamatory and threatening videos and messages ready, from that wascally al qaeda , to help "inform" the  american sheeple about impending wascally terrorist attacks that are coming.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:26 | 1248232 JR
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Heads of government lie; heads of international organization such as al Qaeda can lie; the media lies. IE:  It’s getting difficult to know the complete truth.

Niccolo Machiavelli, in II Principe, said moral principles must yield entirely to the dictates of pure expediency for a prince to establish the strongest possible government: “A wise ruler ought never to keep faith when by doing so it would be against his interests.”

Machiavelli, in all his cunning and self-defeating statements, never understood the strength of a nation built on honesty and moral principles - the development of America to occur after his time.  The predators, who have seized America, have make haste to inflict what injuries they could with a few major strokes and afterwards, as Machiavelli advised, are winning men over by benefits.

But the circuses and the benefits will not be enough; the lying will destroy this tyranny. Machiavelli's advice, created the rise - and the fall - of empires.

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:24 | 1248294 jomama
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just how in the hell is this a confirmation of the death of OBL?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:25 | 1248860 High Plains Drifter
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what is the confirmation that this man ever even existed?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 13:28 | 1248330 velobabe
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original premise, we are so fucked†

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:37 | 1248643 walküre
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as expected

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 14:48 | 1248720 Scorpio69er
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Al-Qaeda™ Inc. - Keeping you afraid and dependent upon The National Security State since 2001

<insert al-qaeda theme song>

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:09 | 1248793 High Plains Drifter
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when council on foreign relations member in good standing, erin liar burnett goes work at the clinton news network in june, she will of course no doubt, report such news stories as being reliable and worthy of discussion....

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:15 | 1248818 High Plains Drifter
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now that the wascally bin laden is dead, perhaps the wascally number 2 man, the "american al qaeda" aka, Adam Yahiye Gadahn (Arabic: ??? ???? ????, ?dam Ya?y? Ghadan; born Adam Pearlman , will step up to the plate. now, of course this guy is a jew who converted to islam or as the story goes and now is into terrorism. isn't that sweet? never mind the fact that he used to hate muslims, and his dad is the former head of the ADL.... can you cay mossad? i knew you could. this whole thing is so stupid , it is beyond absurd and yet the stupid dumb amerikans buy into it everytime. somewhere in time, most amerikans have lost the ability to do critical thinking, kind of like what george carlin said one time in one of his bits........its a american tragedy too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Yahiye_Gadahn

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:22 | 1248849 Garbage Can Ray
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Oppose the Deceivers. It is working. 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 15:36 | 1248904 uhb
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wow... what a small comment would kick off

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 17:07 | 1249253 zerozulu
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This CBS clip dated Jan 28, 2002 shows Osama needed kidney dialysis a day before 9-11 and a clip of him really frail. Now question is any human so sick can live in a house in Abbottabad hiding for five years. There were no medical equipments or medicines  recovered. I wonder no one in that neighbourhood ever noticed any sick person leaving home or coming back for the treatment of a life threatening disease.His death news  in DEC 06, 2001 seems to be very true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OW4A-yd9BI

 

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 19:46 | 1249764 Tunga
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Dangertime must be long Stuxnet. 

 

Tunga is taking down the internet. Won't you help?

 

Didn't think so. 

 

Liability Bitches! You will get this. Oh yes. 

 

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 02:44 | 1250525 slvrizgold
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What about the molten pools of steel in the WTC wreckage?  The temperatures recorded were far far higher than possible without the use of thermite to generate that much heat.   If so this means the whole OBL al-kidya/alciada thing is just a modern FABLE.

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:32 | 1251052 nick howdy
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The Death of Osama Bin Laden (The real story)

Opening Scene: Helicopters flying over CIA provided bunker/mansion for CIA asset convenient boogeyman Osama Bin Laden...

Bin Laden:  Honey get the coffee ready, the boys are coming over.

Wife (Amal): Of course dear, whatever you want..

Bin Laden: Put the guns away, no need to have them around with our CIA friends coming over.

Amal: OK

Unbeknownst to CIA asset bin Laden the helicopters contain Navy Seals as well as CIA agents..

Guard: Hey Boss something doesn't look right.. Oh shit.

Bin Laden: Get my guns Amal!

Amal: I locked them in the gun safe..What's the combo again?

Bin Laden: You stupid b!@ch! Get upstairs...These farging CIA sonamabathches! … after all I've done for them!  

(Most Islamic terrorist types have been know take on the persona of a mafia villain from the 1980’s movie “Johnny Dangerously” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVCgTFw2Qk )

 and the rest is history...

-NH

PS: This is going to be fargin WAR!  Allahu Akbar bitchez! BTW my account of what happened in abbotandcostelloabad is just about as credible and provable as the government’s story…

 

Sat, 05/07/2011 - 12:41 | 1251074 nick howdy
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The Death of Osama Bin Laden (The real story)

Opening Scene: Helicopters flying over CIA provided bunker/mansion for CIA asset convenient boogeyman Osama Bin Laden...

Bin Laden:  Honey get the coffee ready, the boys are coming over.

Wife (Amal): Of course dear, whatever you want..

Bin Laden: Put the guns away, no need to have them around with our CIA friends coming over.

Amal: OK

Unbeknownst to CIA asset bin Laden the helicopters contain Navy Seals as well as CIA agents..

Guard: Hey Boss something doesn't look right.. Oh shit.

Bin Laden: Get my guns Amal!

Amal: I locked them in the gun safe..What's the combo again?

Bin Laden: You stupid b!@ch! Get upstairs...These farging CIA sonamabathches! … after all I've done for them!  

(Most Islamic terrorist types have been know take on the persona of a mafia villain from the 1980’s movie “Johnny Dangerously” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GVCgTFw2Qk )

 and the rest is history...

-NH

PS: This is going to be fargin WAR!  Allahu Akbar bitchez! BTW my account of what happened in abbotandcostelloabad is just about as credible and provable as the government’s story…

 

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