Alan Grayson Comedic Stand Up Special On The Bankrupt Red Roof Inn Chain And Its Proud Owner, The Federal Reserve

Tyler Durden's picture

When we disclosed that the Fed was getting crammed down last week on Red Roof Inn foreclosures, little did we know that Alan Grayson was going to take the material and make pure comedic poetry out of it. One more reason to applaud the brilliance of our corrupt and moronic Senators for preventing the much needed and long-overdue audit of the Fed. Enjoy.

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BlackBeard's picture

He's fuckin' awesome.

Whizbang's picture

I donno, he interupted that other guy. What if the other guy was going to offer everyone free tacos. Wouldn't you like a free taco to go along with your stake in red roof inn?

johngaltfla's picture

He's an F'in Marxist. Perhaps you should live in Florida for a while and listen to some of his other lunacy. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

A Nanny Moose's picture

Yes, I heard and read his populist vote buying. I back him Sanders, & Dr. Paul 110% on the original language.

Now go contact your representative if it's not Grayson.

johngaltfla's picture

Just great. ZH has been infiltrated by Socialist loons. Why don't you head to Greece and go burn a bank.

amorallybankrupt's picture

Just great, ZH has also been infiltrated by Glen Beck listeners as well. 

i.knoknot's picture

i like Glen Beck

grayson, only on this issue - so far.

issues folks, not lapel pins.

audit the fed.

johngaltfla's picture

Glenn Beck doesn't write the laws.

Glenn Beck doesn't create new taxes.

Glenn Beck doesn't go on the floor of the House and accuse another political party of wanting to kill the elderly.

Your perceptions of his ability to influence anything of importance is somewhat blinded by your political desire to turn America into a socialist shithole like the Euros enjoy.

35Pete's picture

Please. I'm so sick of the bullshit false Left-Right paradigm. Would you please just STFU? 

Nathan Muir's picture

Exactly Pete, the important paradigm has anarchy on one side and tyranny on the other. 

Henry Chinaski's picture

He is my rep, but don't represent me and I don't like him.  He may be right on this one issue, but he is wrong on everything else.  He will be replaced by Todd Long in Nov.

bigkahuna's picture

I agree with Galt. Greyson has it right on audit the fed--but I have seen him be a real fool on several occasions. All in all--I am better off without this guy having political power anywhere.

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Gubbmint Cheese's picture

I like him.. but find the cocked eyebrow distracting...

ps - audit the fed.



nope-1004's picture

Then toss 'em in jail.



velobabe's picture

do you think acupuncture would help me?

Jendrzejczyk's picture

Only if it was a very large needle in just the right spot.

Dark Helmet's picture

The fed also owns a shopping mega-mall in Oklahoma.

I'm guessing there's quite a bit of OMGWTF and Do Not Want in the fed's portfolio.

MilleniumJane's picture

Grayson for President 2012!!!

WaterWings's picture

I know that's a happy thought, but if Mako where around he would surely point out the tanks that will be rolling over your body by then.

We can only hope! I don't know how many more fake terrorists attacks we'll have until then. Anybody see any surveillance footage of our patsy in Times Square? I wish that supposed teabagger taking his shirt off would just turn himself in - oh, wait, he had nothing to do with it. Eh, freaking Feds almost let the real terrorist (again, no surveillance footage from FREAKING TIMES SQUARE!) with expert bomb training get away to DUBAI! He was on the motherloving tarmac! We're lucky he didn't set his crotch on fire too! WTF! What they hell are we paying these guys for? I call the whole thing bullshit!

Grayson is pretty rad. If only we could get Lady Gaga remix it. Backup dancers and all. Right there on the senate floor. I'm sure the old bastards there wouldn't object.

Die DJIA, freaking die already!!! Sorry. I'm done ranting. I need a chianti.

Tipo anónimo's picture

C'mon - channeling Mako?  :D

WaterWings's picture


Yeah, I'm overshadowed by many around here. Even with HairyWank and his doppelgangers this place is prime.

Henry Chinaski's picture

I am feeling the sarcasm.  Right?

dnarby's picture

Gawd I hope so.

He's dead on with this issue - But otherwise Grayson is a great example for limited powers of central gov't. 

His other views might be fine for his district, but that's as far as it should go.

derp's picture

best part is the last 10 seconds where the other guy is trying to make sense of what he just heard.

Calculated_Risk's picture

LOL, yeah... "that was not part of the progressive..." < crash burn > ...

A Nanny Moose's picture

you could see that hamster wheel turning

truont's picture

"Uhh...I thought this was about financial reform..."

Gads we is stupid.

skippy's picture

previously employed as yard schlock, and after the drop in cannon-fodder reserves, he was all that was left.

RowdyRoddyPiper's picture

Now open with over 345 locations nation-wide to screw taxpayers...

Thunder44's picture

That was special.He should have showed monopoly money with the monopoly hotels.

jkruffin's picture

The FED has clearly overstepped is authority and needs to be reigned in.  Bernanke and Giethner need to be put on circuit breakers permanently.

AR15AU's picture

Somebody's fat fingering their terminal again...


Yahoo finance quoting DOW : -173, -195, -208

Meanwhile, CNN quoting looking like Atari 2600 : -153, -173,  -135, -173


I now need to have like 5 different financial websites open so that I can use the best 3 out of 5 quotes to determine the actual price moves taking place...

Segestan's picture

Anyone who would ware a tie like that must be a jerk.... Oh thats I  understand him, why the Great speaker... Statesman.... Sen Grayson chose it. He's a political hack and jerk.

faustian bargain's picture

They all are. He just happens to be better at it than most.

earnyermoney's picture

He's not in the Senate. He's a member of the House of Representatives.

Henry Chinaski's picture

Grayson is leftist radical who cut off his ponytail.  Yee haaw!

amorallybankrupt's picture

". . . is a leftist radical who cut off his ponytail"

I didn't know that Rush Limbaugh has his own series of Mad Libs?

faustian bargain's picture

"Everything's notional. It's all notional. That's all there is."

LOL, that dude he swapped time for, got played.

PaperWillBurn's picture

"It's all notional..That's all there is"




M.B. Drapier's picture

Feh, only 340 bankrupt hotels? That's scarcely more than one hotel per million people. Ireland is getting up to 200 hotels - one for every 20,000 people. You'll have to work hard to catch up.