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Alan Grayson Comedic Stand Up Special On The Bankrupt Red Roof Inn Chain And Its Proud Owner, The Federal Reserve
When we disclosed that the Fed was getting crammed down last week on Red Roof Inn foreclosures, little did we know that Alan Grayson was going to take the material and make pure comedic poetry out of it. One more reason to applaud the brilliance of our corrupt and moronic Senators for preventing the much needed and long-overdue audit of the Fed. Enjoy.
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He's fuckin' awesome.
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I donno, he interupted that other guy. What if the other guy was going to offer everyone free tacos. Wouldn't you like a free taco to go along with your stake in red roof inn?
He's an F'in Marxist. Perhaps you should live in Florida for a while and listen to some of his other lunacy. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Yes, I heard and read his populist vote buying. I back him Sanders, & Dr. Paul 110% on this...in the original language.
Now go contact your representative if it's not Grayson.
Just great. ZH has been infiltrated by Socialist loons. Why don't you head to Greece and go burn a bank.
Just great, ZH has also been infiltrated by Glen Beck listeners as well.
i like Glen Beck
grayson, only on this issue - so far.
issues folks, not lapel pins.
audit the fed.
Glenn Beck doesn't write the laws.
Glenn Beck doesn't create new taxes.
Glenn Beck doesn't go on the floor of the House and accuse another political party of wanting to kill the elderly.
Your perceptions of his ability to influence anything of importance is somewhat blinded by your political desire to turn America into a socialist shithole like the Euros enjoy.
Please. I'm so sick of the bullshit false Left-Right paradigm. Would you please just STFU?
Exactly Pete, the important paradigm has anarchy on one side and tyranny on the other.
+10
He is my rep, but don't represent me and I don't like him. He may be right on this one issue, but he is wrong on everything else. He will be replaced by Todd Long in Nov.
I agree with Galt. Greyson has it right on audit the fed--but I have seen him be a real fool on several occasions. All in all--I am better off without this guy having political power anywhere.
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I like him.. but find the cocked eyebrow distracting...
ps - audit the fed.
Then toss 'em in jail.
don't forget geithner
Acupuncture would help that eye.
do you think acupuncture would help me?
Get a room you two
Only if it was a very large needle in just the right spot.
The fed also owns a shopping mega-mall in Oklahoma.
I'm guessing there's quite a bit of OMGWTF and Do Not Want in the fed's portfolio.
Grayson for President 2012!!!
I know that's a happy thought, but if Mako where around he would surely point out the tanks that will be rolling over your body by then.
We can only hope! I don't know how many more fake terrorists attacks we'll have until then. Anybody see any surveillance footage of our patsy in Times Square? I wish that supposed teabagger taking his shirt off would just turn himself in - oh, wait, he had nothing to do with it. Eh, freaking Feds almost let the real terrorist (again, no surveillance footage from FREAKING TIMES SQUARE!) with expert bomb training get away to DUBAI! He was on the motherloving tarmac! We're lucky he didn't set his crotch on fire too! WTF! What they hell are we paying these guys for? I call the whole thing bullshit!
Grayson is pretty rad. If only we could get Lady Gaga remix it. Backup dancers and all. Right there on the senate floor. I'm sure the old bastards there wouldn't object.
Die DJIA, freaking die already!!! Sorry. I'm done ranting. I need a chianti.
C'mon - channeling Mako? :D
LOL
Yeah, I'm overshadowed by many around here. Even with HairyWank and his doppelgangers this place is prime.
I am feeling the sarcasm. Right?
Gawd I hope so.
He's dead on with this issue - But otherwise Grayson is a great example for limited powers of central gov't.
His other views might be fine for his district, but that's as far as it should go.
best part is the last 10 seconds where the other guy is trying to make sense of what he just heard.
LOL, yeah... "that was not part of the progressive..." < crash burn > ...
you could see that hamster wheel turning
"Uhh...I thought this was about financial reform..."
Gads we is stupid.
Who was that idiot?
previously employed as yard schlock, and after the drop in cannon-fodder reserves, he was all that was left.
Now open with over 345 locations nation-wide to screw taxpayers...
That was special.He should have showed monopoly money with the monopoly hotels.
The FED has clearly overstepped is authority and needs to be reigned in. Bernanke and Giethner need to be put on circuit breakers permanently.
Somebody's fat fingering their terminal again...
Yahoo finance quoting DOW : -173, -195, -208
Meanwhile, CNN quoting looking like Atari 2600 : -153, -173, -135, -173
I now need to have like 5 different financial websites open so that I can use the best 3 out of 5 quotes to determine the actual price moves taking place...
Interesting essay on how Keynes fucked us.
http://www.financialpost.com/news-sectors/story.html?id=2996249&p=1
Anyone who would ware a tie like that must be a jerk.... Oh thats right..now I understand him, why the Great speaker... Statesman.... Sen Grayson chose it. He's a political hack and jerk.
They all are. He just happens to be better at it than most.
He's not in the Senate. He's a member of the House of Representatives.
Grayson is leftist radical who cut off his ponytail. Yee haaw!
". . . is a leftist radical who cut off his ponytail"
I didn't know that Rush Limbaugh has his own series of Mad Libs?
"Everything's notional. It's all notional. That's all there is."
LOL, that dude he swapped time for, got played.
Looks like you beat me to it
Great minds
"It's all notional..That's all there is"
Truth
Feh, only 340 bankrupt hotels? That's scarcely more than one hotel per million people. Ireland is getting up to 200 hotels - one for every 20,000 people. You'll have to work hard to catch up.
Hilarious, brilliant and slightly disturbing!
Alan Grayson reminds me of Ron Paul. A lot of what he says I like and then he'll come out with some weird statements.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Px5hJmFLqA&feature=player_embedded
Audit the Fed!
Hey! I liked the video (interesting), but don't throw something out about RP and then just walk away...RP is all class, all the time.
Examples. Please.
Have a good weekend all!
Agree on Ron Paul. He'll utter a few very intelligent words and then, suddenly, he has a cerebral palsy attack/seizure and sounds like Steve Martin in the Jerk. He would come across as more credible if it wasn't for those brain farts.
i like Ron Paul
if he is a mistake, he'd be a much better mistake to make than the loons we have now.
audit the fed
The other guy was nervous at the end and had to make sure to state that Grayson's presentation no way reflected the views of his banking overlords.
So since I'm an owner, can I get a free night's stay at a Red Roof Inn?
I already answered that for Jim Cramer yesterday.
Not only can you get a free nights stay, but that free nights stay is tax deductible...
Since all of america are rich decendants of hotel owners. Everybody has to start partying, spending 26 thousand dollars at one store on garbage and making sex tapes. It's United States of Paris Hilton.
It really is the US of Paris Hilton. If you had a chance to see a few episodes of "the simple life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, back in 2003, you can really understand why things are so fucked up over here....
Why is it that these guys are always speaking to an empty hall? What are we paying them for if they don't go to work?
Audit the Fed?
Na.
Incarcerate the criminals. Incinerate the institution.
Grayson puts it so the regular guy gets it. Sure, it's oversimplified, but the subject is complex. I noted only 1 other person in the peanut gallery. Where was everybody? J6P won't see this, but if he does he'll be interested. That's the point. A bunch of graphs and charts will get the channel changed pronto! Grayson is a bit like Dr. Paul, only more articulate. Give the guy credit for putting the info out there. It might not be to the sophisticated standards at ZH but I'm all for it.
Umm...
I posted it on my forum this morning.
http://gold-silver.us/forum/general-discussion/foreigners-tried-to-scam-me/
So...Alan, way to go bud. Bring the Fed to its knees.
However, the Health Care Bill was stupid, and Global Warming is, well, let me say this...CAP AND TRADE IS FOOLISH! So right now bud, you are even. I will not stand for cap and trade, no matter how poignant and true your remarks concerning the Fed are.
BURN THE FED!! BURN THE FED!! BURN THE FED!! BURN IT DOWN!!
+1 Even an A** is right occasionally
The reason Grayson got away with saying all this was because nobody was there, therefore nobody except the guy that yielded his time could object. I loved what he said, but I would like to see him say it to the fucking corrupt politicos faces.
How about ignoramus at the end. Looking surprised, he starts to correct the record that, "the gentlemans presentation (grayson) was not part of the progressive hours, I thought he was going to talk about financial reform.."
That is par for the district of criminals, no? Of course auditing the fed is not related to financial reform!! Pathetic freaking pathetic, cannot see fraud in front of the their face.
F(ederal) R(eserve) A(ccounting) U(nit) D(ollar)
peace
That was disturbing. Who was that turd?
Grayson has some class - exempt for that tie , maybe it was for some extra comic effect.
He reminds me of Tommy Copper - much more articulate of course but if he could do some magic tricks and wear a fez it would be perfection.
You shoulda looked closer - that's monopoly money on that tie! LOL
This guy should have addressed congress before he died - the absurdity of the system may have registered in the minds of your representatives , then again maybe not.
www.theamericanidle.org/node/2858
Grayson has struggled with coming up with the right look since putting away the Che Guevara t-shirt.
First prize is a free night stay at the Red Roof Inn. Second prize is a free two night stay at the Red Roof Inn...
JohnQPublic defends his name:
http://gold-silver.us/forum/general-discussion/foreigners-tried-to-scam-me/
OK - These guys really need to get down with the PowerPoint. No wonder we are in the mess we are in.
"I thought we were going to talk about Financial Reform"
WTF
Has congress ever hear of PPT?
What's the budget for all these printouts amount to?
the shame is that the audience is empty. what do we pay those people for if they aren't there to hear the debates. sounds to me like the vote is a forgone conclusion and the "debate" is just for show.
The "honorable" Representative Grayson will be far from that podium by Fall.
help give big Al a buddy in the big house...Jimmy T's runnin again...
http://www.ohio.com/news/break_news/92681999.html
I liked his tie.
Give the guy some credit for calling BullS*^t on the whole system.
If someone could digitally add a baton into one of his hands, a small orchestra to the bottom foreground, playing appropriate music we would have a massive hit.
Love Grayson. He's the only Congressmanto whom I've ever given a campaign contribution.
Whatever his flaws, he's all we got (plus three or four others). Not that it really matters, as it's game over.
Loveeeeeeeeeeeee it!
Posted May 1st - a week before the crash.
'11,250 / 300 is an area of significant resistance and if this level can’t be breached it should signal the end of the March 2009 bear market rally - the weekly DOW chart shows an expanding wedge indicating a significant move is probable - this remains an overbought bear market rally and the uptrend could falter at any time - the VIX index continues to give bullish warnings which is bearish for equities - long term charts of key equity indexes continue to give bearish warnings and the March 2009 lows will be breached in my opinion - USD Index bullish warnings since 2009 on the weekly and monthly chart have not changed and further USD strength and thus EURO weakness is still expected '
http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/latest-market-outlook-0
http://stockmarket618.wordpress.com
Ever get the feeling nobody's paying attention to you? Good.
can't we/they get rid of him?
maybe he donates a lot.
at least he waits until the end of the thread to spam...
So in essence, are the American people really the owners of the Red roof inn?
Maiden Lane is in need of a porno-spoof at this point.
Not the rumoured Bernanke sex tape!
There are only two political parties now: Bankster Party and Peoples Party
Alan fuckun Grayson for fuckuin president. At least he tells the fuckun truth instead of some fuckun dumb ass from chicago who lied through his fuckun teeth to get elected and then gave wall street blowjobs by the dozens.
Why waste a great blowjob I say.
cmon folks...rule #1. while mr. grayson is well intended and a honed public speaker in soft spoken manner he is still and shall forever be a paid spokesperson for the USA* CORPORATION. ron paul in same category and we can certainly use more well intended men on task. the reality is best quoted from a hollywood movie. "you can't handle the truth"! the fed is great at deception....greatest ongoing magic show since 1913. lotsa luck with any audit.
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