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Amanda's Cleavage and FOMC Statement Incites Meltup in Everything

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It appears that the Monster Energy chugging traders on Wall St. had their "Animal Spirits" re-invigorated when they were watching Closing Bell yesterday where Amanda was showing off her cleavage in black.  No doubt to prime the pump for today's announcement of QE2 by the FOMC.

You can re-visit Mandy here:

 

 

Check out the bond meltup:

Stick Save on the SOX??

XLF still at the "decision point"..

Consumer discretionary still sitting well above the line.

Meanwhile, Granny is getting sick of earning .001% in her money market account, she's now piling into utilities, pipeline companies, REITs, etc.

Now we wait for tomorrow to see if the underinvested hedge fund managers start buying stocks again.

More anxiety.

 

 

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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:16 | 513471 themosmitsos
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No no no no no, it's got nothing to do w/Many's cleavage.

It's Melissa Lee baby ;)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:29 | 514243 suckapump
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Why does she keep twitching her fingers?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:42 | 514278 rapunzel
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dominant fast twitcher.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:29 | 514364 surfsup
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You try reading a screen facing a camera trying to act like its "all you" doing the speaking and you will twitch too!  Involuntary BS meter, eh hem

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:33 | 514369 rapunzel
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:15 | 514336 lolmaster
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only an algo trader would go for that -.-

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:18 | 513480 Noah Vail
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You be a little premature with that one, boy.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:22 | 513486 Sudden Debt
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Yeah... I was watching them to.

You know... I would do he if she asked. Yes I would.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:51 | 513562 RockyRacoon
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The drapes are a bit sun-bleached.  Wonder what color the carpet is?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:01 | 513592 MarketTruth
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Carpet is dark, dark brown to black.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:34 | 513679 rapunzel
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matching

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:53 | 514297 Fazzie
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   Im guessing no carpet, or very short nap dark brown carpet. 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:55 | 514303 rapunzel
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s h a g

cheap shit, of course 70's.

usually don't do S H A G .

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:58 | 514309 Ned Zeppelin
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Telly Savalas

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:30 | 513505 SteveNYC
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Mandy is absolutely fkn prime!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:33 | 513972 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Way prime!  Watch "MI5" dice up fools on cnbc concerning peak oil (at the end of the clip).

http://www.cnbc.com/id/38470762

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:33 | 513979 rapunzel
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is mandy playing the piano?

teleprompter maybe, too?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:15 | 514075 russki standart
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Gawd, you guys are really hard up! Spend a week in Colombia and you will never look at Mandy again.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:34 | 513513 Ted K
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Sorry, doesn't do it for me.  Better change to a push up or something, looks a little worn down by the kids or something.  Brings new meaning to the techy talk "support levels".  Just went below resistance there.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:03 | 513601 MarketTruth
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Agreed, if they droop THAT badly with a little support, without support then go another few inches lower. Of course nothing a few grand in breast lifting would not solve.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:39 | 513697 rapunzel
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no they move the nipples UP. honest I know a woman that had it done.

no reply? i thought it was a fascinating surgery.

 

still no comment? wondering what you think of this procedure?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:10 | 513619 Careless Whisper
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dayum Ted, even I think she's bangin'.  and that AKAM has been HARD CORE since friday. and HBI had deep penetration into its upper bollinger band today. ooh la la

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cwWrdrOOFQ

 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:43 | 513984 rapunzel
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F U all

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:49 | 513530 Leo Kolivakis
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The shorties were scrambling to cover on LDK Solar late today:

LDK blew past expectations after the close, and if they sell the news tomorrow, just keep buying that dip too!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:08 | 513615 Commander Cody
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Nice parry, Leo.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:19 | 513641 Careless Whisper
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bullish chart on LDK, but it could be short covering. looks like current shorts are 20% of the float. who knows, maybe some analyst will juice it with an upgrade and it gets squeezed tighter than a jet blue steward.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:33 | 513668 Leo Kolivakis
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It's not just LDK, most other solars are turning the corner into profitability:

SunPower, LDK Solar profits beat Wall St. shares gain

But LDK was the most levered so it stands to really move up fast from these levels. Pay close attention to this sector, it could be the next big thing.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:34 | 513802 SheepDog-One
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Ah yes, more of Leo and his bullshit solar penny stocks.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:34 | 513805 SheepDog-One
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Who is that skank with the greasy hair in your RoboTrader copycat post there Leo?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:48 | 513548 Smart-Ticker.com
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Why did she have so much sweat under her arms?  She has some purple top on w/ the pits soaked.

 

 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:49 | 513549 Tic tock
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Go wash yer hair, ya tramp.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:51 | 513558 Clayton Bigsby
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she makes my schlong melt up

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:06 | 513611 hungrydweller
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Look again - that might be your schlort.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:39 | 513992 rapunzel
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R U short?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:13 | 513626 TexDenim
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Mandy was on hi-beam again today. Very nice!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:13 | 513631 Arthur Two Shed...
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A pen in each hand....mmmm....

ambidextrous....

a little twicthy though....like Joe Cocker....

 

What wouldja doooo,If I sa-a-a-ng outa tune?...

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:17 | 513640 The Rock
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RT, don't even bother with a title to your posts.  Just knowing you're the author always incites...

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:33 | 513673 max2205
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I think she powders those puppies. Ummm

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:01 | 514312 Fazzie
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 Better yet, maybe a hot young make-up girl in a tight pleather skirt dusts those melons early every morning backstage before the show.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:38 | 513690 molecool
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Yo Robot-boy - when is ZH finally setting up that TGP engine?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:42 | 513699 HedgingInfinite...
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Let's just say, hypothetically, that Hermes visited Washington with a message from Zeus: Mandy goes topless and the market stays up. Otherwise, crash.

Trust me, some arrangement would be made and we would seeing the goodies on national television.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:41 | 513701 walküre
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With a face like that telling you to buy stocks, why wouldn't you?

Heck, the regular Joe Sixpack stock market customer thinks of sex when buying stocks anyway.

GE Immelt CNBC has one heck of a market strategy.

Too bad, there's no money oozing out of the TV sets. Credit still contracting and people running of their own money to play, banks not giving any money means all the people can do is dream.

FTD covered a nice piece of how the "American Dream" is a nightmare for most and that it's not so cool anymore to live in the richest place on the planet. It actually outright sucks to be poor in America vs. being poor in Brazil.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:11 | 513913 VWbug
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Brazil is pretty expensive relatively speaking, but i agree you can live very well in Uruguay,  Peru, Argentina, Ecuador or Colombia (to name a few) on very little money.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:17 | 514088 DosZap
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Casey say's live in Argentina, and Bank in Uraguay............forgot the spread he's building there.

Uraguay is about an hour away.......

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:14 | 514217 Moneygrove
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G.W.Bushie has land in Uraguay ?????????? 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:08 | 514327 DoChenRollingBearing
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G W Bush rumored to have bought a place in the Eastern Chaco in Paraguay.

Uruguay and Argentina are worth a look.

Peru is also good, but is poorer (means crime but low prices).  My wife is from Peru and so we know the country well.  Helps a LOT if you know Spanish.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 01:15 | 514594 VWbug
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i'd agree with that dos zap, all wealthy argentines keep their money is SD boxes in uruguay.

Argentina has a lot to offer if you don't need to work. Uruguay is boring, but great beaches 2 months a year.

The ferry from buenos aires to colonia is exactly 1 hour, to montevideo its about 2.5 hrs.

both argentina and uruguay have great, inexpensive farmland, or so I am told, that's way out of my line of work.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:18 | 514341 1fortheroad
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I am in Brasil and poor, it sucks. Stuff is very expensive here, I pay 10 USD for 1 gallon of gas and drive a 79 VW Bug. You do have lots more freedom here but its the same fed hers as in the US. I would really like to return to the US but not under the present system.Now if you are somewhat rich 1-2 mil this is the place to be. 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:02 | 513739 spinone
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A bit too floppety for me

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:05 | 513748 DavidC
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Amanda-whatever-her-name-is - another identiclone.

How many of them will look as good as, or have the brains of, Elizabeth Warren at 61?

DavidC

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:50 | 514168 spinone
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I love Elizabeth Warren for her mind, and her ethics.  I'd never foul her with my bodily fluids.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:34 | 514253 rapunzel
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I'd never foul her with my bodily fluids.

you guyz, are just W A Y over the t o p.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:45 | 514257 rapunzel
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double

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:45 | 514258 rapunzel
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triple 3

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:26 | 513791 SimpleSimon
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Why is her cleavage off center?  Yuck.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:48 | 513845 RobotTrader
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Amanda today:

 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:11 | 514328 lolmaster
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i rate it AAA, positive outlook

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:51 | 513858 loub215
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Is it me, or is Mandy's cleavage listing? Anyway, I am all in on Karen Finerman!!! I'm a value guy!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:39 | 513988 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Great avatar.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:42 | 513998 rapunzel
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you changed.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:49 | 514011 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Continuing the color wheel.  Round and round, round it goes.  ;)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:34 | 514124 rapunzel
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w h e e l , yep, round and round.

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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:41 | 514275 AccreditedEYE
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Hysterical and very, very true.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:17 | 514086 russki standart
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Mandy, it is time to lift and separate, like the stock and bond markets!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:58 | 513872 Fast Twitch
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First it was the "briefcase indicator". Now it's the "double dip indicator". What next...?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:15 | 513922 jkruffin
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Cartoon Network Business Channel,  who watches that crap anymore?  Lonely men more than likely.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:01 | 514045 walküre
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Y'all missed the most important "news" piece of the clip.

Underwater mortgages down from 23% to 21.5%.

Did home prices inch up to take 1.5% over the water line?

Or did the rainbow colored unicorn shit more funny money into American yards?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:07 | 514200 hamurobby
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The underwater mortgages went away by the magic foreclosure fairy, but we would never hear that on tv.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:16 | 514083 rickardswhite
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Robot what do you think...if you tout her enough she'll let ya in on the ipo of that rack?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:19 | 514090 rickardswhite
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Better yet, start a pot, first one to get her to tattoo ZH on those babies gets it!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:28 | 514113 rapunzel
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hey, white d i c k (sl ant)

brilliant idea.

men's fascination with the female body parts. splendid.

why? probably more her accent than breasts.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:44 | 514286 rickardswhite
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Cmon give me a break...I didn't even start on how big her mouth was.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:48 | 514288 rapunzel
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(white) dick = m o u t h

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:42 | 514138 laosuwan
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what's with the wiggling fingers? Is she on speed? Forget the cleavage. look at those arms. Give me a feminine woman, please.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:13 | 514213 Stink_Pickle
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Agreed...I only want to see Mandy's hand movement if she's emulating the Shake Weight with my dong.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:51 | 514293 rapunzel
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p i c k l e s

inertia

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:45 | 514142 JJ McApe
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Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
you made me so happy, oh Mandy

Well you came and you gave without taking
but I sent you away, oh Mandy
well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
I need you today, oh Mandy

lol RobotTrader is the best!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:01 | 514190 grunion
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Oh you boys. I guarantee if she plays, she's prime.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:53 | 514296 rapunzel
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damn, you guyz make me laugh.

how many of you. one question needs to be answered.

truth, how many, fore?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:59 | 514308 twippers
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that would be a 'glove' save, not a stick save up above

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:42 | 514379 rapunzel
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glove

condom?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:08 | 514326 lolmaster
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double dip baby

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:19 | 514344 Owebama
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I was focused intently on her cleavage.... er.. fomc comments. Is it possible for Mandy to run for Pres, VP or anything?

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