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AMAT Starter Pistol Fires, FOMC Speaks, and Girls Go Wild
Another classic 1999 day where the "AMAT train is leaving the station" starter pistol is fired to get the SMH greyhounds running, and Bernanke utters some soothing words for the speculators to start a party.
Note how the indexes moonshot right off the open, then stay pinned while millions of anxious daytraders, forex gamers, and action junkies guzzle down more Red Bull to await the FOMC:
Meanwhile the Forex Robot traders following a 1-minute chart are getting killed as way too many automatons are slashing themselves to death trying to follow and determine "trends".
Here's another get rich quick scheme:Just wondering how many of them made it out alive after this week. LOL...
As promised, the downtrodden Supermodels (aka Semiconductors) got Michael Splinter's Casting Call last night, and they all came out of rehab and were ready to party today.
No doubt, to celebrate the 2nd half, v-shaped recovery, kicked off by "back to school" spending:
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boobs
silly cone
implants! ideot...the whole article was about Dr. bernanke implanting sili kone b00bs into FED BALANCE SHEET..
great summary....great photo's....making our day, as always.....
awsomo !!!
must be a short circuit in the system, those humans & their boobs so unreliable those days.
Who stuck all the goddamn charts in there?
LOL
even a race queen!!
btw - what happened to my math quiz??
Agreed word got out to the street before the bell that a highly succesfull blue light special had taken place and 14 pencils were sold instead of 10. This led to a wall street green light special!
Kathy Lee Gifford?
great stuff...........
how come the women have clothes on????
Now if we could just get partial nudes of the CNBC "babes."
Ah yes, Caruso-Cabrerra's massive sweater busting D-cups, Trish Regan's very healthy C+'s, Merisa Rhee's spicy Won Ton, Erin "Brain Dead" Burnett's naughty Bee's
...and let's not forget "Grandma" Herrera's uber-saggy E' s....rockin 'em like a pair of 1966 tube socks filled with 5 lbs of cottage cheese Ugh!
*Two thumbs, way up*
Would the longer term VWAP matter or is it only a daytrading order book concern? Since the rally has been low value I imagine a retracement to the VWAP over the last year would be a steep drop.
Oh, no! Don't tell me yer gonna do a CNBS and use sex to build ratings!
You say silicon
I say silicone
personally I could do without the fotos
Ditto... but if you must leave them in and I know you must... even women don't like to look at Kathy Lee Gifford... egads... what were you thinking :-)
Merisa Rhee holding a "John Paulson long BAC bukakke party" on "Lost Money".
Charlie Gasbag, calling in during the show after being long his eighth vodka martini.
Blah...."168 million dollar shares [sic] worth $2.27 billion....is my math right?".....Blah
What a friggin' douche.....
Hey Merisa, here's a wet towel....
I always enjoy looking at Alessandra.
QFT!
chicks + charts = always a WIN
"Cha Chi". More. More.
my aftermarket chart's pointing steadily up, buy buy buy
Here ya go RT----The New Class is in:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2584089/Victorias-Secret-unveil-hot-new-talent.html
I see girls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwejKNp3FLA
Run Chip, run
Lots of green shoots and - as always - pretty bangable!
Hey Robo... you're killing me. Once upon a time I would look at the charts... now I just come for the women. I guess my priorities are correct?
34582 ARE YOU GAY?
Moist in here.
Dude I went through that post and I didn't even realize there were graphs.. hah!!
Graphs? What graphs?
Its one of those optical illusion things. If you stare long enough you'll eventually see some charts.
this column put me in remembrance of J. Orlin Grabbe, may he RIP.
I am salivating to oblivion. God has not been fair. Cann't even touch one of these Godessess. How sad!