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Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:09 | 7214 Hondo
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This is the headline at CNBS's web page:


"Inflation Remains Tame at 0.7%, Even as Gas Prices Rise" That entire network is completely's like the Howdy Doody Show.
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:14 | 7216 Anonymous
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The clown act continues...The real question is where he expects this daily geek show will get him. And how does this prognostication help above and beyond Jim Cramer excellent timing. I'm clueless; Dennis could you help us out? We know you're reading.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:24 | 7224 Anonymous
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Dennis would love to help but he gets stuck on the math question

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:03 | 7271 ExpressoBold
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Closing line on Law & Order: CI, episode "Silver Lining" : "Hope is for suckers!"

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:15 | 7217 Anonymous
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This is an "emotional recession?" So everyone needs to smile and FEEL happy/wealthy. Unreal.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:19 | 7220 palper
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The last 30 seconds has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. Stocks priced for armageddon?


Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:21 | 7221 Anonymous
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This guy Kneale is a frigging toolbox.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:23 | 7222 Anonymous
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looks like Merrill needs to dump global equities on unsuspecting retail investors.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:26 | 7225 Anonymous
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Now I know what they should give Bernie Madoff, and any other Wall Street person/investor when they commit a crime.

Lock them in a room and be forced to watch CNBC 24/7. That is cruel and unusual punishment.

Your right Dennis - enough about you - your still an idiot.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:27 | 7226 Anonymous
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please stop post videos about DK, stop qouting what he said, remove his name from your web site. Do not you see that he is playing you? he is like a boy that has teacher on his side and he keeps pushing you hoping you will push back so that he can hammer you using the CNBC set. You just drive people to his segment what he exactly looking for. I bet few weeks ago few people even knew who "Dennis Kneale" was. Now he is a celebrity of the internets.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:32 | 7228 Anonymous
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Sorry for the language but he's a full blown fucking idiot

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:33 | 7229 fiatmoney
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IDIOT! John Williams, who publishes the on-line letter, "Shadow Government Statistics," states that the real unemployment rate today is at 20.5%. I wouldn't doubt it, most of the government statistics today are either lies or damn lies.

And from the McClellan Market Report -- Most government economists fail to understand that creating more money has a lagged effect on the financial markets and on the economy. It takes about 8 months for a surge in M-1 growth to hit the stock market, and we are now due for the echo of the Fed's big money-printing effort of late 2008. That should bring a strong rally to an August top, probably starting from a bottom that our predictive signals say is due July 14-17. But the rapid braking the Fed did on the printing presses in January and February means that September and October are going to be UGLY!

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:42 | 7235 Anonymous
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very interesting but "liquidity" in the absence of earnings has historically proven to be a poor reason to buy stocks (China excepted)

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:35 | 7230 Anonymous
Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:36 | 7231 Anonymous
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CNBC is financial entertainment and this guy seems to be quite entertaining, it's his job to say stuff on his show that resonates with his viewers. Why does anyone care whether he is right / wrong / stupid ?

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:39 | 7232 lewie
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I presume Dennis is slyly angling for some kind of government job

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:46 | 7236 Anonymous
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From the opening graphic, it appears as though "The Recession is Over..." spot is sponsored by BoA/ML. As if this were a sports broadcast and the telecast was brought to you by Budweiser. This network is becoming more like the Home Shopping Network everyday.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 09:57 | 7241 Anonymous
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the june sales actually fell adjusted for gas. : )

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:05 | 7243 Anonymous
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Clowns, Nothing But Clowns

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:50 | 7309 Anonymous
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that is not fair to clowns.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:07 | 7244 Anonymous
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Is Dennis trying to be "dynamic", pacing back and forth, modulating his voice excessively? Looks like he needs to pee. Or is trying to sell ShamWows. Funny how he says Merrill's news of the end of the recession is "not from some broker trying to sell you something".

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:37 | 7258 My cognitive di...
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A cry for help.

That was difficult to watch. I actually felt embarrassed for him.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:55 | 7261 Altan311
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I really want to give Dennis a firm headbutt right in the face. Does he actually believe the crap that comes out of his own mouth?

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:06 | 7272 Anonymous
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Clowns all the way down.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:44 | 7307 curbyourrisk
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Seriously...could this guy be a bigger dickweed?  Dennis, you truly are one of the most un-informed tool out there.  All your talking points.  NOT REAL DATA.  I dare you ..that right..I dare you to go one on one with Karl Denninger or Tyler Durder (in cognito of course) on nuetral terms....

To flaunt that MER/BAC wants you to buy stocks...that means...they need your money.  Stop helping the thieves you moron.



Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:51 | 7311 Anonymous
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he marches around on that stage as if he is a professional wrestler. can cnbc sink any lower?

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:52 | 7312 curbyourrisk
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CNBC is in real trouble if they keep letting this guy pop his mouth off.  Thanks to the Bloggers.....ZH included, it is all out there for everyone to see.  Please make sure this asswipe is held accountable when he is PROVEN wrong...

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:55 | 7316 Anonymous
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Whatever happened to having the actual traders speak and voice their opinions on CNBC? The channel is drifting towards pure sensationalism just as MSNBC has done. No validity whatsoever.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 13:03 | 7319 Anonymous
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yea they should get ratigan back from msnbc and have the idiots go back and forth yelling at each other as if either of them know anything. nbc is terrible.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 15:09 | 7386 Anonymous
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Thank should be obvious to any respectable news network to use actual credible sources who work everyday in the industry they claim to report on. CNBC is just another mouthpiece for the corporate propaganda machine. "News" is just a cover.

Wed, 07/15/2009 - 14:59 | 7379 dnarby
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I coudn't watch it...  I tried, I really did. 


I couldn't even *listen* to it.


My God.


Fri, 07/17/2009 - 09:49 | 8601 Anonymous
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No wonder Rosie left Merrill, they are completely useless. They should have been allowed to fail.

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