And For That Flashy Crashy Smell, Here Are Surging Vol And Implied Correlation

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Thu, 06/16/2011 - 14:59 | 1375426 slow_roast
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As The World Burns

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:31 | 1375566 Conrad Murray
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Beware my friend, shit winds are a-comin

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 16:11 | 1375684 Jason T
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hope they don't shit on you..

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:00 | 1375432 francis_sawyer
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Margin rate hike coming in 5...4...3...2...

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:03 | 1375444 George the baby...
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Now why would you say that :-) ?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:05 | 1375433 redpill
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Say some of the large players wanted to create a lot of uncertainty and borderline panic in the market so that they could get the Fed to do QE3 and keep the gravy train rolling.  This is about what that would look like, I'd say.  Mid-day swoons, crushing the confidence of the smaller fish, etc.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 21:52 | 1376415 Ned Zeppelin
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Nope - game theory is the Decent Interval must pass before QE3, during which stocks take a beating.  However, the hoped for effect when QE3 is announced may not happen. Call it the "Cry Wolf" problem of decreasing effectiveness. Gold will of course advance nicely at that time. 

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:05 | 1375436 No Bid
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Not using SKEW anymore?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:07 | 1375445 Tyler Durden
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No need when plunge risk is imminent. And also more relevant for Pin risk ahead of quad witching tomorrow (for reference see Cashing post earlier).

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:34 | 1375557 Josh Randall
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Things are looking up can't you see ? Time for LIESMAN to gloat some more, and the hit the Shoney's dessert cart for the fourth time

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 17:39 | 1375922 MikeNYC
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Trying to translate this into human:

1. rocketing VIX = "shitstorm a-comin"

2. Climbing Implied Correlation = "everything's going into the crapper together"

Did I get that right?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:03 | 1375441 Cognitive Dissonance
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I love the smell of panic in the afternoon.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:10 | 1375476 TruthInSunshine
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Flashy crashy panic is the most fragrant kind.

When markets shart, bring out the glade, bitchez.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:03 | 1375443 atoast2toast
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awesome headline and story, thanks

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:08 | 1375449 lizzy36
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Because one always likes a giggle....from client facing Goldman May 27, 2011:

Options strategists at Goldman Sachs advise clients to take advantage of a steady S&P 500 the next two months with put options on the VIX. Goldman recommends buying VIX July 17 puts. The CBOE Volatility index measures the prices investors are willing to pay for option hedges on the S&P 500 and tends to rise when stocks fall, and vice versa. VIX options pricing is based on the expected value of the VIX at expiration, not the current spot. VIX down 3.4% at 15.54. 

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:12 | 1375470 Cognitive Dissonance
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Goldman's really digging deep for those last few greater fools. What will they do when the vein runs out and the mine must be closed?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:12 | 1375486 TruthInSunshine
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That's known as the Goldman Bull Call Bear Put VIX Spread.

It's in their manual.

It's either before or after Abacus...

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 16:08 | 1375677 HowardBeale
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Seems low probability that one of Goldman's victims will not eventually walk into one of their offices and mete out a little justice. Intrade prediction: Lloyd Blankfein to be beheaded by man with chainsaw: 99%

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 17:00 | 1375825 richard in norway
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ill take the other side of that


unfortunately it rare that these guys get what they deserve

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 19:11 | 1376131 IMA5U
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that should be framed.  brilliant!

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:07 | 1375461 HITMAN56
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indu in the green b/c momos short covering?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:11 | 1375464 Tyler Durden
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Central bank buying EURUSD for the second time today. Probably PBoC.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:19 | 1375515 Voodoo-economist
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just interested, how do you detect this?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:29 | 1375538 Tyler Durden
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Inst trading desks

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:38 | 1375592 Cognitive Dissonance
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Tyler is our man inside. For kicks he sneaks onto the Goldman trading floor during NYSE hours and shoots spit balls at the traders while sexting with Marla using the other hand. I have no idea what he does with the third hand and I'm not sure I want to know.

Tyler.......our man in Goldman.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1375605 tmosley
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For those who don't know, NEVER get the clam chowder at haute NY restaurants.


Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:55 | 1375638 buzzsaw99
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or the lobster bisque, or the...

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 21:46 | 1376403 Ned Zeppelin
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You gotta love Tyler and ZH! 

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:48 | 1375612 dracos_ghost
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Lehman's ghost rearing it's ugly head again?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1375644 Voodoo-economist
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Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:54 | 1375645 dracos_ghost
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Just curious, was there a tone at 3:00 to announce this shit.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:17 | 1375505 rubearish10
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Short covering as in pre-announcement?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:42 | 1375599 etrader
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This is just the same as pattern(ES) as Last hour on  May the 31st. It will have the same outcome. ;)

Someone(s) is getting scroomed on pin risk.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:27 | 1375543 Innocent Bystander
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last ditch effort by...

strength of Indu will help pull spx.. easier to work with indu than spx.. IB

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:09 | 1375471 Cdad
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And let us not forget the most important economic indicator of all...Netflix.  Apparently, its NOT what's for dinner anymore.

I'm so grateful for Carter Worth and the way he brought up the "smoothing mechanism."  Because not only is that a really cool name, it makes it much easier to spot "stawks" that are so absurdly priced and over owned, thus assisting in identifying and selling things that are PRICED FOR STUPID.


Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:11 | 1375484 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mom always told me not to smooth my mechanism or I would go blind. Luckily I stopped before even strong glasses could no longer help.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:21 | 1375514 Cdad
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Brother Cog,

Were I you, and knowing how your essays on sheeple psychology about very much about to be needed, either get yourself a nice cury secretary to take dicktation, or invest in a braille keyboard.

Tragic, really, the GROSS misallocation of capital this last year.  Oh well....

**Oh...and thanks to the lunacy of the XRT, an abomination of market manipulation, EVERYONE is going to get yet another chance to sell $30 t-shirts to marauding Greeks**

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:28 | 1375526 Cognitive Dissonance
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I have yet to hear of a crack addict refusing more crack, particularly when it is 'purchased' on credit. S/he certainly doesn't see it as a gross misallocation, but rather the right stuff at the right time.

Just in time crack fracking.......err......fracking crack.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:32 | 1375546 TruthInSunshine
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I have been trying to extrapolate some basic lessons on sheep psychology by watching 'The Men Who Stare At Goats,' and this is an admittedly amateurish endeavor, and I do not feel it has served me well.

I need some truly useful psychological education - you know, like what do sheep see when they view Rorschach inkblots?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:38 | 1375583 Deepskyy
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I've not been counted among the sheep in quite some time, but I keep seeing mushroom clouds in mine.


Thu, 06/16/2011 - 17:55 | 1375956 TruthInSunshine
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Abby Joseph Cohen says that's actually a delicious shitake mushroom.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 03:01 | 1376835 Ahwooga
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Do Algos dream of electric sheeple?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 16:10 | 1375675 juangrande
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Father walks in on son masturbating and yells "Son! If you don't stop that you'll go blind!" Son replies (waving his arms frantically), " But dad I'm over here!"

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:12 | 1375473 dracos_ghost
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This QE2/Dollar carry trade unwind is going to be fugly.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:14 | 1375481 Alea Iacta Est
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Damnit....its plunging up....

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:13 | 1375491 Cognitive Dissonance
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There is always more helium available when dealing with the PPT. The question is always if it will be enough.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:23 | 1375509 buzzsaw99
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at 3:20 the bears cover. give it another twenty minutes.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:22 | 1375522 mynhair
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Think the EUR intervention has a longer half life than remains in this pig.

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:29 | 1375535 buzzsaw99
Thu, 06/16/2011 - 15:35 | 1375570 mynhair
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On the bright side, I get more settled funds tomorrow - more TZA to buy.

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