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In the meantime, for those who remember what happened to Romania in 1989, get ready to for a Bucharest rerun in Cairo. CL is very cheap here as the march to the presidential palace begins.

 

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Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:19 | 950824 Cleanclog
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Eruptions coming - on street, in markets, and count on flash contagion now.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:20 | 950830 IrishSamurai
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Must Close Green ... like clockwork ...

Soylent Green coming to Cairo.  Mubarak ... its what's for dinner in Egypt ...

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:20 | 950831 Ferg .
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That was a suspiciously volatile last 15 minute candle . Violent desire to close green it would appear .

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:20 | 950833 RobotTrader
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Amazing how they propped it up today.

Even when 550 million CSCO lotto balls were thrown out the window today...

LOL....

Ellen Page needs to submit her resignation to "Here's Johnny" Chambers, promptly use her severance pay to get a boob job, then apply to star in an ad campaign for Whole Foods Market.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:25 | 950856 AccreditedEYE
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They're still missing 9.55 points Robo! C'mon Uncle Ben, you got enough gas to push thru the barrier? Ain't gonna give up now are you? Interest payments be damned!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:35 | 950900 nonclaim
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She's good as she is: young and natural. Why taint everything with plastic?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 20:55 | 951600 goldfish1
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No fake jimmies needed.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:44 | 950949 chet
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One of the worst ad campaigns ever.  Like Intel and their guys in sparkly "bunny suits".  Trying to make the most boring industries sexy.  Why are they even advertising on television?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:38 | 951900 Yen Cross
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Quit wasting our time. We trade here. Find a small medallion, rub it gently, and clap your slippers. BEAT it!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:21 | 950834 FOC 1183
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he who throws the first shoe....

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:30 | 950868 Sudden Debt
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gets shot?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:21 | 950836 Dick Darlington
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Must. Close. Green.

What a joke...

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:21 | 950840 lsbumblebee
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Ben forgot the DOW. CNBC is crushed. Hosni will be too.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:21 | 950841 tonytiger
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Move on...there is nothing to see.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:23 | 950847 all_in_now
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except for the robo girl

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:23 | 950846 tmosley
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For those who don't know: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_Revolution_of_1989

Pretty good comparison there, only no austerity in Egypt.  That's right, things are so bad that even without government cramping down spending, we still get riots.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:24 | 950851 besodemuerte
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This closing green shit is just absurd.  I made everyone in my office aware of my *cough* prediction of a positive close and they were all a bit amazed at the behavior the last 15 minutes. 

I really don't want to play anymore when it's this controlled.  If I go back to school does anyone know of any Mountain Man programs?  I'm feeling an itch to leave our corrupt society to feed on itself while I escape to nature.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 08:45 | 952338 dogbreath
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dude

there is a shortage of experienced mining exploration personnel.  Nintendo generation has made many of the new entrants soft.  Work involves the application of the applied sciences.  geology, math as it relates to geography and the less accurate cousin of geodetic surveying, some biology to amuse your self and forestry., There is lots of camping in the bush with the bears, rain or shine and at this time of the year SNOW.

If you head to Alaska or The Yukon you can hang with the roots and berries crowd.  Its a bit of a fantasy world they live in.  To be a real mountain man, it is pure on the job training.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:25 | 950852 franzpick
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Whom the Gods destroy they first make mad.

In Egypt, it just takes a little longer.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:26 | 950858 ivars
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Yes, Romania is the closest to what will happen here. Kill Mubarak before people are killed on the streets. But there will be more blood, that is for sure.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 19:22 | 951311 TradingJoe
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Romania was a CIA job, so is Egypt!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:26 | 950859 tickhound
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It is hopeless to resist, my son... You don't know the power of the QE!

Bring up the qe!
But forgive me, sire... won't we hit our own troops?
Yesss! But we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:27 | 950861 max2205
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Can anyone lease some 747s to get those Egyptians to storm the FED. We obviously have much smaller balls. But we can outsource our protesters

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:36 | 950908 whatsinaname
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Careful what you write son.

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:44 | 950953 tickhound
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Igbay rotherbay isway atchingway ouyay.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:53 | 950982 RockyRacoon
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That would be "otherbray" since pig latin words must start with a vowel.

Igbay otherbray isway atchingway ouyay.

http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:57 | 951007 tickhound
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Rocky why u sharing the enigma code? Udeday!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:32 | 950877 Lantern
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So does this put a general strike and a closed Suez Canal in play?  Crude does look cheap here.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:33 | 950888 franzpick
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Only sound heard from Washington: crickets.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:52 | 950987 Bagbalm
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If they have any sense they can picture three million pissed off Americans coming up the mall. File under horror/apocolypse movies.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:34 | 950895 Alienated Serf
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apparently none of you got the NSC memo that it is now illegal on national security grounds for the dow to close lower then -10.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:35 | 950901 SavingsTherapist
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- Goes as predicted.. Unfortunately my guess is that Mubarak won't survive this week.

- Next phase: in come the US military forces. "The situation in brotherly Czechoslovakia.. erm... Egypt is now 'normalized'".

- Obama gave a speech in Israel before his inauguration where he stated that he will protect the interests of Israel no matter what it takes. He even repeated that sentence..

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:35 | 950904 RobotTrader
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Maybe Ellen Page should jump into bed with Scott Kriens??

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:50 | 950973 chet
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which way is that guy looking?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:54 | 951238 scratch_and_sniff
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one eye is going to the shop, and the other is comming back with the loose change.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:06 | 951052 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Something is wrong with that dude's face.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:24 | 951851 Missing_Link
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Don't be mean.  He probably has "wandering eye" in one eye.  A lot of people have that.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:39 | 950920 shushup
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I've been waiting for a sarcy post from Tyler regarding AAPL's flash crash today.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:09 | 951071 rosiescenario
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me too...

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:40 | 950929 asteroids
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Like a repeat of spring 2009. The market would ramp 1% or so in the last 90seconds crushing the shorts. This kind of behaviour destroys trust in the markets. Stay in cash or be long. What disrespect for investors and the dollar.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:44 | 950954 Bruno the Bear
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http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/02/10/snapshot-of-an-apple-flash-crash

 

Apple Flash Crash today -  4 minutes and $10 billion haircut.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:03 | 951038 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Hey Harry and Hamy, how is your portfolio today?

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:21 | 952080 traderjoe
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Read the article. He seems to be complaining that the stock dropped $10 or 3% in a few minutes. This for a stock that has gone up by what % over the last few months. The point I'm trying to make is that it seems everyone has completely forgotten what it is like to have the stock market actually go down...

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:47 | 950962 spongeBOB
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This is unbelievable! CSCO is down 15% and the fucking Nasdaq is green instead of down 3%. This has to be the biggest scam in history orchestrated by our government and we have the balls to call othe countries corrupt.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:06 | 951055 plocequ1
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Yes, But Jnpr and Ebay made up for it.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:36 | 951176 spongeBOB
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I'm sorry, I forgot. CSCO is no longer a tech bellwether. Its been replaced by NFLX and PCLN.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 20:05 | 951428 prophet
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Way back when CSCO's primary growth plan was to move into supplying wireline carriers with new switching equipment and capture that huge market.  That market is in steady decline and developing econs are jumping right to wireless.  They missed the shift.  They are a plumbing supply company now.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 19:41 | 951359 onarga74
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It's not a market.  A market has 2 sides.  Instead of doing the QE bs why didn't he just tell the exchange to reset the prices for every company 40% higher and let the market take care of itself.  When this goes bad for Benny whose pays the money back that was shoveled into the market?  Now I know what a Viagra iv drip is like.  Word is that the exchanges are no longer going to offer the VIX index as it's no longer relevant.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:53 | 950988 Sopra Tutt1
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Similar to Bucharest for sure, but now the communication is open and the state police identified. In Romania most of us were against Ceausescu, but 10% who were part of the communist party or the state police. It was impossible to identify the traitors.

Mubarak looks like he doesn't want to die in his bad. If he gets killed, Middle East will blow-up. However, I see Mubarak as a coward, and I think he's playing shell game with the people, while he's securing some of his fortune outside the country. I also think that this kind of attitude is part of their culture.

The fact that the opposition doesn't have recognizable faces make it even tougher for the people to easily win this. Again, it's probably part of their culture not to openly support their leaders.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:58 | 951008 RobotTrader
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WYNN and EXPE getting blowtorched after hours...

But Chipotle is up $15....

LOL...

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:05 | 951048 Vampyroteuthis ...
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The million $ burrito.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:11 | 951082 rosiescenario
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"But Chipotle is up $15...."

 

must be due the the labor cost reductions recently imposed on them by the INS??

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 20:29 | 951513 Id fight Gandhi
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Food costs don't exist at this company. Amazing.

What sane investor would pay 280 for this with a sky high PE and all we hear about is food costs soaring?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:12 | 951084 A Man without Q...
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Kraft Foods Inc. reported a 24% drop in quarterly net income late Thursday as the world’s No. 2 food company grapples with input cost inflation and weak consumer spending.....

“We expect the operating environment to remain challenging, with significant input cost inflation and persistent consumer weakness in many markets,” Kraft Chief Executive Irene Rosenfeld said in a statement.

It's as though the market rises in a cloud of hopium, while individual stocks get reacquainted with reality...

 


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 19:17 | 951289 Rainman
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...we're talkin' serious margin squeeze if boxed mac and cheese ain't moving off the shelves. That and cans of tuna fish got me through school.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:14 | 951094 Dr. Porkchop
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Obama 'we will do everything in our power to ensure an orderly transition to democracy'

 

Translation: If you try to have a real democracy we will send in bombers.

 

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:14 | 951097 Robslob
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2011 The Year of the Blow Torch!

I like it...paper burns faster than gold melts.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 21:49 | 951772 scratch_and_sniff
Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:40 | 951906 Yen Cross
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Cisco was toast last quarter. It was guidance into more loses.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:42 | 951908 Yen Cross
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 Guidance those people that project bull doo doo. Man I'm a natural at trading stock.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 07:42 | 952314 oh_bama
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Did I tell you guys just close your eyes and BTFD??

 

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