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And Now For Some Apocalyptic Bird Pattern Recognition
Yup. Gozer must be coming, cause the Stay Puft marshmAllow man recently quit the Obama administration.
From Edit Zimmerman at The Hairpin
Decoding the Bird-Death Maps
Here's a visual representation of all the places birds have died en masse
in the past couple days. We're basically living the opening montage of a
movie about the apocalypse at this point. But what does it all mean?
Well, if you zoom in and draw lines from each of the little e-pegs, you
can see the birds are trying to tell us something.
Asia and Australia should expect a giant bat, or some kind of flying devil.
Europe can look forward to a sideways ghost.
And at home we can be on the lookout for a witch with a knife.
Goodbye.
h/t Lizzie O'Leary
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freaking awesome
I don't believe anything hand drawn unless Banzai7 clears it first. :>)
I don't know how some one beat him to this.. but.. that was F'n hilarious...
Banzai7 Labs is strictly a PhotoShop shop. So this is beneath him.
WB7, time to upgrade to a light pen for your iPad. :>)
When I looked at the death maps earlier I had given some thought to drawing giant phalic symbols on the map with "We are fucked" on it. This representation is probably a bit more family friendly, but still somewhat quite disturbing yet.
Some coffee just came out of my nose...............
I don't understand how you can possibly get those results from connecting those few dots. Am I missing something ;-)
When I'm acid flash backing I see these things all the time.
Yep, I ony got 29 mappins, so not significant.
Just move along... ;-)
- Ned
The dots come pre-connected now -- you don't have to DO ANYTHING!
This is the latest molded-plastic-miracle to come from our trading partners in China: Pre-connected-dots. Wish I had thought of it first.
I just threw up in my mouth. I need to chew my food better.
Better yet, I just gaged and swallowed that big ol dip of Kodiak Wintergreen, then accidently drank the full contents of my spit cup trying the wash it down.
Oh yuck!!!. Did that with a cigar ash bottle once. I put my cigar ashes in a semi empty come bottle (fire danger in the desert). I was driving in the dark and accidentally grabbed mt cigar bottle vs. the coke bottle. Lesson learned. Fuck forest fires, not putting my ashes in a bottle again.
Better ring him up...
I am communicating with him via email. The magnificent maniac is mulling his next move....though bed time is beckoning. Stay tuned folks. Banzai7 will not be upstaged on his own turf. :>)
I guess he didn't need my alert then!! I'll keep this window open to see what comes up later...
If you must know, I am busy reviewing a document of critical importance to the financial stability of the United States and Tim Geithners future.
..........some Madame's client list?
+100 WB! We need you!
+100 WB! We need you!
Ahhh... reading Penthouse Letters again, I see.
Don't you mean "Friends and Neighbors"? Let's try to keep it classy here, people :)
There is no one I would trust more with Timmy's demise..., er future. My all the gods speed your efforts;)
2 million fish found dead in Maryland
CNN International - 3 hours ago
Nothing to see here. Move along.
"Acceptable" - that's a laugh. Maybe for humans to consume, but given the plethora of chemicals, GM food products and who knows what else humans have ingested, inhaled or otherwise been exposed to over the decades, that is a pretty low bar for other animals.
Maryland "potable" tap water contains the highest concentration of fluoride in the country...And the fluoride added to the system is not typically even food grade material, but rather effluent from other processes.
This is something I monitor heavily, as I originated in New Jersey, in the chemical industry, no less (no flying objects needed--we made food grade stuff, essentially vitamins mandated by Congress, for enrichment of rice and other shelf items) and have lived in MD now for ten years. NJ, whatever its other issues, never added fluoride to the water, because its governance system was essentially (at least in the northern half, and NJ is still divided by the Carteret/Berkley lines drawn up in the Colonial era) a New England type of strong municipal government, and virtually nobody in those communities wanted it. We had enough pollution already. We also had Crest, for Crissake!
Maryland has the typical southern type of government, which is county based, with no local oversight. This allows for despotism on a wide level, especially when large metro areas are captured by entrenched machines. Baltimore is the largest metro area in that chronic condition, and basically, whoever controls Baltimore, controls MD.
Is Don Corleone trying to tell us something?.
We are Lucio Brazzi?
I think we are all waiting for Avian Flu warnings and mass killings at the Tyson chicken factories.
Will you need an once of silver to find/buy a chicken?
Food production has never been higher.
Disgusting using food as weapon.
Russian GRU is confident that the Bush adviser was killed because of the mass mortality of blackbirds In Arkansas
Main Intelligence Directorate (GRU) of Russia has prepared a report to the Russian government revealing the John Wheeler (a former advisor to the U.S. administration) death mystery,
His body was found Dec. 31, 2010 in the city dump in Wilmington, Delaware.
GRU believes that the former high-ranking official was murdered by U.S. intelligence services because Wheeler was going to tell to the public about the causes of mass death of birds in Arkansas.
In a shocking report of Russian intelligence, which refers to the newspaper The European Union Times, claimed that the deaths of hundreds of thousands of blackbirds was the results of testing and transportation of chemical weapons by US military.
The cause of death among birds was results of birds suffocation by phosgene. This gas was used in the First World War, but now its use is prohibited everywhere. However, after the military campaign in Iraq, a large amount of phosgene, a total weight of 63,000 tonnes, became available to the U.S. military.
An army command was appeared tempted by a prospect of maintaining this dangerous weapon, which is no longer available to other countries. However, in the summer of 2010, a scandal between Moscow and Washington was flared up. Russia accused the U.S. of concealing chemical weapons removed from Iraq in 2003 - 2008. These trophies were stored in Pine Bluff city, which is also called the "Arsenal of America" because of it is the largest storage of chemical weapons.
The report of the Russian intelligence also alleged that some of this phosgene was sent to Afghanistan to be used in remote mountain areas in the protracted war with the Taliban. This decision by the US military led to an environmental disaster during a transportation procedure, according to Russian special services.
Last week, a military transport tanker Boeing KC-767 with a cargo of phosgene on board left for Afghanistan. The plane got up from the airport in Little Rock, but soon after takeoff, a malfunction of the plane computer system led to spraying toxic substances directly into the atmosphere. This, according to officers of the GRU, and led to the birds death.
The first reports of mass deaths of birds arrived half an hour before the New Year. And the people of Arkansas have reported that thrushes fall in only one district, an area which does not exceed two square kilometers. Outside this area - the situation is normal.
The official statement from the State environmental authorities emphasized that among the dead were only blackbirds.
Originally, they put forward the most incredible version of bird deaths. One of the local bird watchers allegedly found in dead birds damage characteristic of falling under the lightning or hail. Some experts attributed the birds death to noise from the explosions of firecrackers and fireworks which could cause stress to the birds. But, at first, a version of the possible birds poisoning was strongly rejected.
According to the U.S. official report, on December 31 in Arkansas killed 4,000 birds thrushes. Dead birds were quickly removed the Environmental Services staff, who worked in special suits and masks.
The Russian intelligence report also said that just a day before a similar failure of computer systems has occurred at another military transport. The result was the death of 100,000 fish in the Arkansas river.
These facts became known to 66-year old John Wheeler, which has threatened military and the U.S. administration to tell the public truth about the causes of ecological disaster in Arkansas.
Recall, the corpse of John Wheeler was found Dec. 31 in the city dump in Wilmington Delaware. Newark police came to the conclusion that he was killed. According to the preliminary data, the body was brought by a dump trucks which was loaded in Newark.
According to Russian intelligence, John Wheeler has guessed the real reasons for the mass birds and fish deaths in Arkansas, because he was a military expert in the field of chemical and biological weapons of mass destruction. Vietnam War veteran went immediately to Washington and announced his intention to disclose classified information, which would put the Pentagon and the White House at risk of harsh criticism.
Immediately after, John Wheeler was mysterious murdered, accordingly to the Russian intelligence report. Everything happened so fast, that people close to the ex-adviser did not even announce his disappearance.
"The cause of death among birds was results of birds suffocation by phosgene. This gas was used in the First World War, but now its use is prohibited everywhere. However, after the military campaign in Iraq, a large amount of phosgene, a total weight of 63,000 tonnes, became available to the U.S. military.
An army command was appeared tempted by a prospect of maintaining this dangerous weapon, which is no longer available to other countries. However, in the summer of 2010, a scandal between Moscow and Washington was flared up. Russia accused the U.S. of concealing chemical weapons removed from Iraq in 2003 - 2008. These trophies were stored in Pine Bluff city, which is also called the "Arsenal of America" because of it is the largest storage of chemical weapons."
Dumbest thing you can ever heard from a "Russian Intelligence Agency". Phosgene (carbonyl dichloride) is a reagent used in a variety of organic chemical synthesis. This reagent is widely available and dirt cheap. World annual production amounts to millions of tons. 63,000 tons of phosgene is like nothing. Any major chemical company like Sigma-Aldrich or Bayer makes much more than that annually. To transport phosgene from Iraq and storage it in a depot in Arkansas doesn't make any economic sense (whether it's used for fertilizer production or for weapon).
Furthermore, if the story is true, why didn't Bush and Rumsfeld declare "we've found WMD in Iraq, 63,000 tons of phosgene"?
You have a good point.
I DISAGREE.
Jack Wheeler was murdered.
consider this (bogus?) article just 'surfacing' on Drudge Report:
In my opinion, this is the BIGGEST piece of C.I.A. PLANTED propaganda I have read in some time, right down to the first generic comments underneath.
now, consider this article:
i agree that it is important to be a skeptic when reading anything. so what are the motives?
First, read both articles with the belief that they are total bullshit and each writer is completely full of shit with an agenda, and then ask yourself, again, which one is more believable. Ask yourself if they could be written in a certain way to serve a motive. for example, conspiracy websites will write in a conspiratorial way. propaganda postings will write in a "he was a crazy 'one-off' who simply forgot to take his 'meds' that day and now he is dead; forget about it and go back to work to pay your taxes."
In this case, WITH A DEEP UNDERSTANDING OF THE FRAUDULENT NATURE OF THE VERY FOUNDATIONS OF OUR U.S. DEBT-BASED MONEY (vs. Kennedy 'silver certificates, for example), I KNOW WHICH ONE MAKES THE MOST SENSE TO ME AS IT RELATES TO DEEP-SEEDED CORRUPTION AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS. MOUNTING EVIDENCE SUGGESTS THAT OUR SHADOW GOVERNMENT DOES WHATEVER IT LIKES IN A SEEMINGLY PARALLEL UNIVERSE TO OUR PERCEPTIONS.
Right now, in my mind, THIS MAN WAS CLEARLY MURDERED.
AS TO THE FACTS OF THE CASE: I admit, they are debatable, but it is my understanding that 63,000 metric tons of Phosgene (carbonyl dichloride) is not that much, as was stated: it is a reagent used in a variety of organic chemical synthesis. However, although this reagent is 'widely available and dirt cheap', IT STILL MUST BE LEGALLY ACCOUNTED FOR IN ITS STOCKPILES because it is also tear gas.
So, although world annual production amounts to millions of tons, and therefore 63,000 tons of phosgene is not a lot, BUT any major chemical company like Sigma-Aldrich or Bayer MUST ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF IT in its entirety, as it is strictly controlled for the obvious reasons. In this case, this is enough tear gas to do major damage during warfare in Afghanistan, for example, but still not enough to justify invading Iraq.
Nice! LMAO
just don't cross the streams!
There is no Bernanke, the is only ZUUL.
hey they're reading the entire constitution in CONgress right now
must be pretty uncomfortable for them
What i'd like to know is:
a. How many are there?
b. How many are sleeping?
c. How many are texting TPTB with a frantic request for a power outage.
This must be like reading the origin of species at easter mass.
Good analogy - I love analogies
Anal - ogy
Butt is to Butter as Crack is to Cracker...
Want some buttered crackers?
Hey clever! ;)
Thx - I have my moments...
Or reading the Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie in a mosque ... in Mecca.
I think a power outage is imminent due to "sub freezing temps" LMAO
Cold day in Hell. You're talking about a cold day in Hell.
Wasn't the witch with the knife recently removed as speaker of the House?
Perhaps she blames President Kirchner for her downfall?
+1 awesome!
Good one! Too bad she didn't use the knife to cut spending.
Rham wasn't there to satisfy her sex with creepy dangerous guys fetish. So the bitch had to go. She was getting grumpy.
The whole walking down the halls and telling people to take thier pants off and threaten to stab me and beat me thing was bad for synergy.
LOOK !! A Black Swan !
No that's just BEnron Bernank... he hasn't been throwing money out of a HELICOPTER- he's flying a black swan!
Yeah -- dead on the sidewalk. Oooh and there's another...And another.
"If someone asks you, if your a god you say YES!!
+100
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
looks like Harold exchanged his purple crayon for red
Alfred Hitchcock would be impressed!!!
LOL. I think this may be simply mass hysteria - we'd need to know the history of such occurrences to determine if it's even out of the ordinary. But it is entertaining.
Yes, but what is causing this mass of birds to become hysterical?
I expected to see a squid over north america
With fangs. +1
lol, w. complete with tentacles emanating from a spot somewhere above 200 west street nyc.
maybe a bit too frightening for the casual reader tho.
That is Cthulhu in Europe. Americas has one of the Children of the Corn, clearly cutting Brazil's throat. This definitely forecasts a Euro debt crisis cutting the legs out from China and commodity exporters.
It's a pirate holding America randsom.
this is getting a lot of MSM attention........something else more important is happening
Lizzie's partner in crime Margaret Brennan was interviewing Ian Bremmer just a few minutes ago discussing politics-- Margaret and Ian both had a good laugh that they were reading the Constitution in the House of Representatives, which goes to show you can take the anchor out of CNBS but you can't take the CNBS out of the anchor
That's odd. Looks just like the ink spot tests, where all I ever see is a nice set of knockers... oh wait.
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So THIS is how the media analyzes data. I love it.
Step 1: Get some data. Make up what you can't acquire.
Step 2: Look at it. Apply your agenda and narrow world views.
Step 3: Focus on the outlier. Draw a conclusion.
Step 4: Create a chart, table, or graph. Better yet, hand-draw an overlay of an AIDS-infected long-toothed tarantula about to bite a sleeping toddler. Even better still: create an Xtranormal movie!
Step 5: Publish it on your blog, go on tee vee and PROFIT!
The "East Anglia Gambit."
no where have i seen any mention in the msm about corexit???
OK...so....she's a dog.
GOD forbid any big cargo ships try and make it through some of those prominent shipping lanes with an omen like this. "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red bat at dawn,...
Red bat at dawn, you have been warned.
Not quite the ring I was looking for. Would you honor me with another go at it? ;-)
How about
Red bat at dawn, all your shipping is gone.
We have our poet.
I flunked poetry. :>)
Berma Shave.
Red bat at dawn, Jockeys on the White House lawn.
LMFAO
That's definitely Space Ghosts ship over EU.
Ben: "I blame myself."
Tim: "So do I."
Awesome!
Are those bird tits in Sweden and Italy?
Most of birds inhaled poisonous dust from this year's frequent volcano eruptions and also suffered from recorded cold weather. Nothing else.
Is that plastic 787 you guys are working on that's more than 3 years late also going to fall out of the sky from volcanic eruptions and cold weather. Makes as much sense as what you said.
Can't you make an ominous "666" out of these points?
rad Paint work, dude
In Arkansas:
In all, more than 3,000 birds tumbled to the ground. Scientists said Monday that fireworks appeared to have frightened the birds into such a frenzy that they crashed into homes, cars and each other. Some may have flown straight into the ground.
Makes about as much sense as the rest of the MM bullshit.
Really? Are we resorting to cartoons now?
Let's call it like it is. The global economy sucks and it is sucking the life out of the birds as well. Maybe those flocks of birds were short Apple Stock over the last year. lol
The Volcanic carbons in the air seems to be the most probable explanation....or it's just nature. We had the ice age and the great melt....all without "carbon emissions". The planet is constantly changing. It has been since the earth was formed. The world, or "Mother Nature" doesn't stop because humans live on it.
If that isn't a clear signal, I don't know what is.
Just gotta say hilarious! Haven't posted for a while but this one made us laugh out loud.
need more Its On Like Donkey Kong
Made my day +1000
Funnier than TA charts.
I think it looks more like a pirate....argh matey!
Rule 34: There will be sexy witch with a dagger porn before the sun sets.
I think this pretty much proves the axiom that 'stress kills'.
All of you....take the rest of the day off and try not to fall out of the sky.
Guys, I think the Environment will soon be in serious turmoil. Dead birds falling from the sky was never a good sign. The economic crisis will be our second concern. I bet the within the next 2 years there will be a pole reversal. This will bring with it some very serious climatic changes. We are warned.
as seen on 'Signs' movie! :)
I guess the massive squid population explosion in CA this last month is part of the apocalypse or is just cycles? Well I better go buy more Pm's lol....
Sweden: Dead birds had internal bleeding - no sign of disease or infection.
(And a Swedish truch driver admitts to the police that he probably drove over a few the other night...)
Who Killed The Blackbirds? The Aliens or Al Qaeda?
Birds use the Magnetic Fields to navigate. Fish likely use the same fields in a different way...
Shift of Earth's magnetic north pole affects Tampa airporthttp://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/jan/05/051903/shift-of-earths-magnetic-...
How about the GOM issue?
Oil + Corexit + Currents + Evaporation = ? Dead Animals?
Seems like a bunch of deaths in the SE Gulf area... Also, most die-offs are near coastal areas... No mass deaths reported far inland (outside of the Gulf Region)
Who knows...
Right now the World seems like a big Keg party... There are more showing up to drink... A huge line is queued up to purchase cups... But the Kegs in the back yard were empty an hour ago... Once all those who paid 6 bucks for an empty red cup find out there is no more beer... Look out.
Its only a precursor...wait a little longer and you'll see greenbacks falling from the sky like dead birds.. when Ben's printing press explodes out of capacity.
Some of my preps include having a warehouse full of toilet paper. When this thing blows so does the division of labor. People will need toilet paper regardless of whether the water keeps coming into the house or not. People gotta wipe. Dry wipe bitchez! You want toilet paper? How much for the daughter?
Isn't that a B-2 bomber over Europe? And I think the Chick with the whip over South America knows Elliot Spitzer...