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...And The NYSE Breaks

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We are shocked the "Red Alert" is happening a full day after the exchange allowed the biggest selloff in many months to occur.

Update: here is where readers can dial in to hear about the NYSE meltdown first hand

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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:05 | 332595 Zombie Investor
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I suspect it never happens on an up day, because there's no volume on those days...

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:07 | 332603 Cognitive Dissonance
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"...And The NYSE Breaks"

Just like I "accidentally" tripped over the power cord to my sons PlayStation when he refused to shut it down for bedtime. Next we'll be told the parts to fix it are on a slow boat from China.

Everyone go home, nothing to see here.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:09 | 332609 Hephasteus
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I wonder if NYSE has a red ring of death.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:10 | 332611 Cognitive Dissonance
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I just had a thought. Does this mean the co-located HFT computers were also having a problem or were they problem free because of their ....er.....location?

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:21 | 332650 Hephasteus
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None of it's broken they just pull the plug on the hand held devices so the computers that "make shit up" can create the bullshit that the computers that "process real stuff" don't know there isn't any "made up shit" ready to be real. Because you can't sell fiat donuts till you get your 1s and 0 ducks in a row.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:44 | 332798 UGrev
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A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something -The Matrix

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:11 | 332613 hedgeless_horseman
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Old tricks are the best tricks.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:19 | 332640 Mitchman
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A North Korean submarine did it.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:11 | 332738 Oracle of Kypseli
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Come on, it had to be the Greeks.

Same as when the report about Christ being crucified by Puerto Ricans 

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:21 | 332647 citizen2084
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Connectivity partly restored...just who might get the connectivity first, hhmmm...

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 13:15 | 332849 aldousd
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hopefully whoever paid the most for it. unless it's like chrysler, in which the first in line get fucked for the 'good of everyone.'  Everyone feel good?

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:21 | 332648 John McCloy
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Seems to me they are aware this house of cards is very fragile and some think the exit of the theater will not be so orderly

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:27 | 332663 mephisto
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I believe the backup servers are on Katla. Cheap warehouse.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:31 | 332679 Sqworl
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According to FT, they have been re-routed to FINRA!!!

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:43 | 332693 Cyan Lite
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SPY going green in 3...2...1...

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:48 | 332700 Me XMan
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Please don't sell...pleeeezzzzeeeeee!!

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:54 | 332710 A Nanny Moose
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They will McGyver it all back together with freshly printer dollars and duct tape

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 11:59 | 332716 squidish
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didn't the monitors go blank momentarily shortly after Skynet was initialized?

 

my money is on that.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:01 | 332720 Mr. Mandelbrot
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I was listening in on the call (which has now been ended after a green status was issued) when "Another One Bites the Dust" started playing!!

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:08 | 332734 bittergreen
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Handheld device outtage?  Meaning that the guys who use to run around the floor trying to get matches for their paper tickets, didn't receive order flow?  They probably didn't even notice.  As I understand they pretty much do nothing outside the open and close.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 12:28 | 332735 Comrade de Chaos
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All right, DOW just made 120 pt, plunge protection is here. Are they good or what? TD, bloomberg's daily snap shot of ES would be nice.

p.s. It's a very nice body movement, good for a mental exercise- down, up and down, poor day-traders. It's time to take a 90 min break & back to the business.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 17:28 | 333306 Trial of the Pyx
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I guess this is what passes for transparency these days...

 

when the BS is so transparent everybody can see it

 

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 20:00 | 333539 Buck Johnson
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What they are doing now is slowing any momentum that may start to happen.  I wonder if it wasn't for this problem, would the DOW be alot lower than it ended today.  The saw which way the market was turning and had to stop it, so they "had a problem".  You are correct John McCloy, the house of cards is extremely fragile and they are doing everything in their power to keep everybody sailing one direction.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 20:18 | 333576 Lord Peter Pipsqueak
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As others have noted,it is highly suspicious that these problems only occur on down days.I have the same problemwith my broker,chart delays,software crashes,etc etc.

But there is no incentive to fix these problems as they help to prevent orders going through on down days and therefore help to prevent further downward momentum.Just remember - you are not allowed to sell.It's the kind of cheap trick you would expect in a third world country,not the USA,but now it happens so regularly it has become the norm.

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 20:31 | 333600 asteroids
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Notice how the exchange has a technical problem just when something bad is going to happen. A short time later the PPT kicks in and zoom to the moon,

Wed, 05/05/2010 - 21:57 | 333749 dumpster
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Thu, 05/06/2010 - 00:41 | 333901 Mentaliusanything
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