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The Animated Weiner
With an hour of boredom to kill until the Bernanke announcement, and nobody trading anything until then, here is some afternoon amusement courtesy of the NMA which has taken Weiner's career suicide and made a, what else, cartoon out of it.
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1:27 LOL!
Hot dog alert.
Let me be frank...
Excuse me, but does anyone have any Grey Poupon?
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This is funny shit. Who the hell is junking?
New pictures of him cruising the Washington Mall, supposedly shouting "show me your tits, I'll show you my weiner".
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HgPZTxiZsSI/SmxqwEMjLAI/AAAAAAAABZQ/Y6pnk_cJcy...
Is that what color is left when you screw a country?
If you elect a Weiner, do not be surprised if you have been screwed somehow.
Depends on what your definition of "is" is..
Depends on what your definition of "jizz" is..
its not my fault. i am a victim.
Frankly, I don't feel a bit sorry for the arrogant little prick.
from congressman weiner , i learned one of the greatest pick up lines i have ever heard.
hey baby, do you give good head?
in a Coney Island minute.
subtle, sophisticated, with just a hint of white trash
i perceive this to be a compliment, so thanks.
-1
I don't believe Davey was even responding to you.
so, should i apologize to Davey, you, or all ZHers?
imo to no one at all. you are a welcome asset.
Ok, ok. We know he has a funny name. Just get it out of your system. So we can move on. (It IS fun though! snicker, snicker)
will there be live coverage of the bernanks speech on zh?
sorry for the cut in...
only if the camera's focused on his crotch
Pretty accurate...the ending with Weiner chasing the girls around is perfect. lol
I like how that weiner has buns around it.
Yeah Bawney Fwank really loves them that way too!
larry craig and mark foley too. i believe it is bipartisan.
Nice knowing you Weiner. Let's feed him to the silver bears.
What's with being associated with the Clintons and being in a sham marriage?
i did not have sex with that woman, ms. lewinski. not one single time. now i must return to my work for the american people.
Supposedly - the Brietbart insurance picture is weiner with his ****** in his own mouth. How he pulled that off - who knows.
I think Reid and Pelosi running away from him must mean it may be true. What a freak.
Here is the prequel:
http://www.nma.tv/weiner-twitter-photo-scandal-couldve-prevented/
We are getting junked by Weiner.
Better than getting weinered in your junk?
Or something
OT: Time killer
Live Jai Alai from Dania
http://www.betdania.com/liveflash.htm
How can you junk Jai Alai? Must be Oyarbide on his iPhone because Azpiri is going to beat him this time.
Singles match time!
Keep an eye on Solozabal!
Doh he gave up the game point for a 3-7-4. Glad I didn't send in the wager on that one!
I don't have any problems with the uploads; but Weiner is a human maggot for attacking the guy who broke the story, while knowing it was true.
He is a conscience-free, human pile of shit. Small wonder he is good friends with Billary and that they presided at his wedding.
Now, now...he's not acting like a human maggot...just a democrat!
We have to remind folks both parties suck so often we need to develop an acronym for it.
BPS = Both Parties Suck
or
NDNR = Neither Democrat Nor Republican
or
APAC = All Politicians Are Crooks
There have to be better ideas out there than these.
our APAC is worse than your AIPAC
try : CCFS ...( complete congress for sale )
you are right, especially msc. there have to be better ideas out there, and not just for acronyms.
much of the actual corruption (not the coercive sex and personal stealing but the sale of the police powers of government to the highest bidder are to a considerable degree the result of the supreme court's giving bill of rights status to corporations and considering campaign contributions as protected speech. the rest follows.
that's one weepy weiner. power is cruel bitch isn't she?
I would be teary if my marriage with a woman like his wife was jeapordized by this adolescent virtual promiscuity.
His wife is a lesbian that is hooking up with Hillary. I've heard several personal accounts and read stories alluding to Hillary being a lesbian. He has to be hard-up because his wife isn't putting out for him because she doesn't like him as much.
My grapevine confirms what you say.
If the american people only knew!
I heard the same thing. I don't get it. Supposedly he married because people thought he was g*y. Why is he sending women pictures of his weinerwald?
The supposed Breitbart insurance picture is the NY CongressScum with his own dongle in his own mouth.
goy?
I want to be a lesbian
"Personal accounts"....yeah, I'll just bet. You hang with a lot of lesbians, or did Rush Limbaugh call you up and tell you?
I have met her before, and she is a hell of a lady. Incredibly sharp and hard working. Too bad her choice of spouse turned out to be such a weiner.
Hard working? Working hard at bankrupting America? Go back to Huff Po/AOL.
Fuck off, Freddie....I've been here longer than you, and actually try to make an occasional positive contribution.
Hard working? Working hard at bankrupting America? Go back to Huff Po/AOL.
obviously you're working harder than she.
Your post reveals more about yourself than you probably intended. It appears that a lesbian cannot be a "hell of a lady, sharp or hard working."
I'm sure your meeting with her got into her sexual preferences. You were likely around her more than the West Point grad that worked on her personal security team that I heard the stories from. Well he was on the team until Bill Clinton was in China in 1994.
If politicians were good for America, they would do nothing and actually make money from something other than handing out other people's money. That is what the founders envisioned. Not career politicians.
I do not evaluate someone's merits based on their sexual preference.
I'm not sure what you are talking about, and not sure you are either.
I don't know, nor do I care one whit about her sexual preferences, and did not claim to.
You, on the other hand, claim to know all about her bedroom antics and cited no source for all this self-assured knowledge. Now, you reveal your source as some unknown West Point cadet that heard rumors in the early 90's. I guess that's all some folks need to spread gossip and innuendo.
And though it probably doesn't matter to anyone intent on slander, how would your cadet know anything about her? According to you, he departed in 1994, but Huma went to work for Hillary 15 years ago --- that's 1996. Of course, since you made it through the Captcha, I guess you could figure that out.
As far as politicians go, well, we will always have them, and we should seek the best people possible to involve themselves in government. My impression is simply that she is a quality person
To put it in the dumbest terms possible for you, I said she was a lesbian. You said she was sharp and hard-working. I was being a smart ass to you in saying that those reasons you like her do not negate my statement that she is a lesbian. You failed to deduce that.
Now you said she was a quality person. Lesbians can also be quality people so that does not negate my statement.
I never said anything about her not being sharp, a quality person or hard working.
Also, moron, West Point GRADS are not Cadets. They are officers. Also, lesbians, like straight people can have multiple lovers. You are quite easy.
He interrupted her when she was passed out naked with an assistant when Bill Clinton called from China and demanded to speak to his wife despite her orders that she is off limits for the night. She jumped out of bed, panicked, kicked everyone out, and his entire security team was moved to another assignment.
Keep in mind all of these facts do not make her less intelligent before you recycle your idiocy once more.
I love how smart everyone thinks they are on this site, but they can't do basic deduction or induction.
The media is too hard on Weiner
Perhaps we should erect a billboard calling for less rigid standards?
Most politicians are a little cocky.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean they have to ram it down our throats. There are times when a little Weiner goes a long way, and I think this is one of them.
Its more about the motion of the ocean really.
I just hate seeing the body politic get screwed.
Just goes to show the type of individual who winds up in political orifice these days.
I agree. Too many politicians these days want to sneak in the back, when they should just come in the front like everyone else.
You know, you're so right. We need good people in Washintgon--upright people, the kind who really had to pound the pavement over and over, sweat and groan and struggle and work and give it all they've got, and then finally only after all that come out on top.
Nice to see him stand up and take a beating anyways.
Reminds me of a tavern in town that had the motto.
Poker in the front, liquor in the rear. No No No, it was
Liquor in front and poker in the rear, thats it.
I' sure glad I got that staight. It's so confusing.
Hard on Wiener? /sarc
"Dancing With The Weiner", not ready for primetime reality show just yet.
His main failure - should have denied it belonged to him.
He's proud of it, he won't.
There is no "a" in twitter, congressman.
Here's your pistol. You have one round.
Don't waste it.
Quigly!
I have 3 Browning 1885's. The most beautiful rifle made, just like the
Sharp's. What most people don't know, and I didn't for years is, mine are 45-70's
which means that it is .45 cal and 70 gains of black powder. This of course means
nothing, since everything in modern smokeless powder.
Hey, HSBC just called gold to 1650 by year end.
QE3??? Hmmmm?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
I liked being long Wiener, short Wiener not so good.
Uh oh, rampant mass junker alert!
I think you have to say weiner to get one.
See. And I got one for you too! Isn't that special?
been following the Weiner apologias on NYT.com, and my contextual banner ads now are for SkinSpa laser hair removal. Damn those guys are fast. Course, could have been my research clicking on MHFT’s pictureless referencing of Brazilian bikiniwax inflation.
I am surprised nobody in the blogosphere has gotten hold of the photos from twitter.
The "Best of Anthony Weiner Being Awesome"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTlhFr1KYSU
Great link!
It's too bad he made such an idiot move. I like his drama, for all it's worth.
...and that argument with Fox's Megan...I am so glad I'm not married to her either. What a bitch!
Flashbacks to my ex.
Just another 'bad actor'.
Best comment from a youtube viewer (4 days ago):
"Wish we had more democrats like this."
sad commentary on our times that a guy can't twitter pictures of his dick around the internet without attracting the scrutiny of the masses.
'Tis the 'bread & circus' that distracts the sheeple from the real issues they might otherwise be paying attention to.
EXACTLY! why cant the sheeple see this? how are they this brainwashed?
uh?
I'm sure it's not his fault. He had to grow up with that name. The remorseless teasing...
"Hey Weiner!"
But now, now he's a Congressman! Omni-potent wielding uber-authority...she would be butter if ever in his hands. "Wait 'til she sees this..." (click...your mail has been sent)
Probably had to grow up with Boehner.
Expalins a lot.
Tubular!
Is sending weiner pics really a way to pick up women?
if you're an idiot, yes
Just a whisper rumor, but Anthony Weiner may be hired as a spokesman for Hebrew National if he does resign.
Vid definitely cuts the mustard..
hot dickety dog...
Weinering the Future!
Weiner Forward!
I don't have a problem with what Weiner did. No one gave him crap when he did the Mr Peepers skits on Saturday Night Live. Why start now?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4175/saturday-night-live-mr-peepers
Meanwhile, the GOP Chairman demands that Pelosi cut off Weiner.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-gop-weiner-20110607,0,6938785...
come on folks. If he chased boys, it's even worse right? I think he is fine as a congressman. He never touched those girls.
OFF TOPIC: Why does Ron Insana always look like he was just released by his CNBS capteurs?
The guy's a total scumbag, but I must admit he leads me in the "Get Cute Girls To Send You Sexy Photos" contest by at least 1-0.
Agreed.
What he did is benign Maximus compared to the sodomy and raping of decent Americans by the Bernank & Dudley, most of his cohorts in the CONgress, the 'Executive-King' branch of our government, and the Too Big To Fail Scum and their Parasitic Overlord Rothschildian Masters.
exactly why the media gives this so much time.
One is sex, the other is rape
Am I the only mf'er tired of WeinerGate? Geezus, no wonder our country is fubar. http://thecivillibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/06/is-weinergate-worth-payi...
That is arguably one of the best songs ever! I drive my 599gto in the desert on that one! Thanks yen!
"You've got MALE"!
weiner?? wiener?? what kind of name is that??
Dead thread! Lets focus on removing the Dems. Oscar meyer is toast, and we all know it.
MOVE on to bigger and better things.
He's not "toast". He will be re-elected by his constituents. They've been voting for democrat s in his state no matter what they do and this will not change. I look forward to seeing him on TV for many years to come.
I think there will now be a DSK fed male back lash in USA. True Boners (not skulls) will be considered true blues and red blooded americans.
Do you have any thoughts? I'm long (GOP).
curb your enthusiasm music lol
The bird shitting on the guys head is bad luck symbol for Chinese...
Welcome to POLITICANS ANONYMOUS the unoffical site for addicted politicans
http://josbren.blogspot.com/
Get ready for the Liberal Dead heads! They are crawling out of their coffins! JUNKS a-plenty
Where are all the Democreep weiners who post here and junk people when they say anything bad about Obama.
I am getting tired of Tyler making me do integers all day long to post here. I got one wrong and he gives me this easy ass addition problem to insult me. How about some long division?
Off with his head!
Love the tiny hot dog in a bun...LMAO!
I've never used twitter but if I did and wished to chat to the ladies I would only send a picture of me licking my eyebrows, nothing more whilst being a gentleman.
who gives a shit what this guy did? he didnt do anything illegal, so whats the problem? this is obviously an attempt to divert public interest away from the serious problems that america is facing, and THIS is what people care about? are you fucking kidding me?!
and no im not a liberal
I dont' care about the picture. BFD but he LIED, When someone, who I
pay thier salary, lies, I have a problem.
just a guess but you have lots and lots of problems, imo.
I wish these people would do the news in English over here. We could use some fun and truth.
been there, done that.
Who in the World advised this guy to go into public office, without changing his name? I mean, the jokes just right themSelves!
If he Doesn't resign, can't Wait till he gets challenged in a primary. "Are you disappointed in your Weiner? Is your Weiner a little too mushy for your preference? Does your Weiner fail to stand up when things really matter?"
don't give up the day job.
I didn't give a rat's ass when the pointy knickers story broke.
I didn't give a rat's ass when he first denied it.
I didn't give a rat's ass when it looked like it was a conspiracy by RWackadoodles to "get" him.
I didn't give a rat's ass when the media escalated to a full 24-cylinder tizzy.
I didn't give a rat's ass when he came clean.
I still don't give a rat's ass now that everyone who DID give a rat's ass is clutching pearls, hyperventilating about betrayal, hollering Itoldjaso, or otherwise oscillating about this total non-story.
Weiner is a politician. Politicians lie. They are lying sacks of crap. 96% of all politicians lie all the time, 3.9732% lie occasionally, and the rest get killed or voted out. Lying is what they do. If they didn't, they'd never get elected, and we'd have to have other lying sacks of crap to have lunch with lobbyists.
The issue is not whether politicians lie. Are their lips moving? They're lying about something.
The issue is WHAT THEY ARE LYING ABOUT.
Was he lying about who he's taking cash under the table from?
Was he lying about how he voted on something in the past?
Was he lying about national security?
Was he lying about which interests he is serving on what committees for what bills?
Was he lying about his campaign funding sources?
Was he lying about whether he'd mutilated helpless animals as a teenager?
Was he lying about driving under the influence of alcohol or trying to do his work as a Representative while sick, intoxicated, or otherwise cognitively impaired?
Was he lying about whether he'd been arrested for dealing heroin?
Was he lying about whether he'd charged the taxpayers for a trip to Tahiti for purposes other than critical government business?
No.
He was lying about sex.
EVERYONE lies about sex.
Not just politicians. EVERYONE.
I lie about sex.
You lie about sex. And if you say that you don't, you're lying about THAT.
Get back to me when Weiner does something worth me giving a rat's ass about.
And don't say "the lying and the press conference and the whole foofooraw."
Weiner didn't want the foofooraw. He didn't hold 87% of all the beltway media and a majority of all other political pundits, bloggers, and other foofooraw-makers at gunpoint and demand that they Hype This For All They're Worth.
He lied about sex, big fucking deal.
Can we pay attention to something else, now?
His wife is pregnant, nice one Weiner.