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The Marketwatch headline this morning:
Dow 20,000, here we come A day after the Dow saw its worst single-day point drop since June 2010, James Altucher makes the case that it's not surprising that the market needs a day or two before blasting off to ... Dow 20,000.
I'm waiting for Dow 10^20000
Hmmm...that might require QE3.5
And a HAARP gun to spread benjamins across the atmosphere
DOW 500,000,000!!! I guess its possible with the way the Wall St criminal cabal is printing and pumping these bubble markets!
Well if you look at a long enough trend and draw a line, there is no reason the DOW couldn't hit that amount right?
Just as Zerohedge,BY DESIGN, needs to mention this upward REVISION TWICE A WEEK as if no one knows about it, CLOWNS at marektwatch are PAID to PUMP STOCKS ALL THE F**KING TIME
Actually, mentioning the upward revision twice a week has become a ritualistic continuing joke among buds, a bond among sister and brother ZHers, something that never fails to evoke a good natured snicker . . .
Which can be arrived at in one of two ways...
a) DXY at 40
b) P/E ratios to 250 (pandemic of investors on hashish)
He sees Dow 20k within 12 to 18 months... citing iPad sales as a harbinger of "innovation"...
Then he must also see the dollar not being fit to wipe my ass with.
I mean why not? The FED is not the monoploy holder of trying to pump stocks. A head line like that might keep some sheeple from selling for a day or two, giving valuable time for the HFT to reset their counters.
I read that article this morning and was wondering if it was going to be discussed here at ZH. MSM cheerleading in the extreme.
It may be Dow 20,000 in 5 years but it will also be 10% inflation that goes along with it.
Hey, 20,000 is 20,000. I need to know when so I can get those hats made by the "idigenous people of whereever....."
I'll stick to my tin foil hat...just sayin
I believe you are confusing hats with "the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections."
palahniuk must not be misqouted.
Glass dishes, DOW 20000 hats, all part of a portfolio for "versatile solutions for modern life".
Do you know what a duvet is?
Yeah i drink from one every morning. Really helps me wake up in the morning.
QEIII coming soon.
How big will QE3 be?
Big and I am thinking real big. Larger then previous QE's put together.
Easy. Just square the last QE. Repeat until dollar goes to zero.
I wonder if the Administration will simply give money away a-la George W. Bush. Write everyone a check.
It's all debt of course, and we'll have far more of it before this party is over. Why not hand out 10K to everyone with a SSN.
Not large enough. Maybe larger.
What, did you call Paul Krugman this morning for advice on posting about QE3?
Exactly. I loved the odd phrasing, how something can be both larger than not enough, and remain not large enough.
It's the most awesome doublethink of all time.
$200 bil per mo deficit + reduced tax revenue . look for major distraction before winter.
But they "fell" less than expected...
What's the frontrunning expectations for how much the DJIA will fall this month? 600
This is most curious. My Keynesian solutions should be creating or saving jobs, not losing them. I believe it is time to double down on shovel-ready job solutions (ie let us spend Trillions more)
Triple or quadrouple down I think. It just hasnt been big enough ,,right?
You joke, but if people are willing to trade us real things for paper, I think we need to exploit it to its fullest extent, at this juncture, for the common good (hint: not to expand the wealth gap). We're broke either way... might as well get infrastructure built and in place should we ever decide to take life by the horns and hump it into submission, rather than just waiting around for the check in the mail.
Edit: "Keynesian solutions" is a contradiction in terms.
contradiction in terms = Oxymoron
Do you think there is "slack" in the system and therefore need more time for the stimulus to get "traction"? I find it hard to believe government directed spending, coupled with price controls on money, would not result in efficient distribution of capital.
Hey using spoons instead of shovels should be better for the economy
Depression? The CNBSers said things have never been better.
Nifty Down :::
this is one helluva Goldilocks Economic Controlled Demolition is..
“What people need to hear loud and clear is that we're running out of energy in America.”
—George W. Bush, May 2001
Can someone please tell me (if you've seen this already) if this guy is credible?
I watched this video a few years ago and whenever i refer to him, people always tell me he's inaccurate. I trust the opinion of ZH'ers a considerable amount more than the imbeciles i interact with, so i would appreciate anyone's time in setting me straight here.
I watched episode 1. It is just mathematics. All true. But think about assumptions. That is the point.
Exactly, thats what i am confused about, are his assumptions about discovery, production, and consumption rates accurate? Pretty terrifying if they are.
So, er, a sane person would ask:
QE1, QE2, QE Lite, etc didn't create jobs...
... so, QE3 will? QE3 is the solution to creating jobs right? Quantitive easing has proven to create jobs, right?
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"
We are not dealing with sane people FunkyMonkeyBoy
Worse than that. Sociopaths.
No, but we are in charge of deciding if we allow these genocidal maniacs to make these decisions.
Remind me, why are americans allowed to bare arms again? Self-defense against tyranny/oppression qualify?
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