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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 09:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 00:34 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Beer is getting a bad name now that our own very FISHY president seems to think that you can shove wrongdoings under a rug if you smile and say, "let's have a beer, to agree to disagree".

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 14:51 | Link to Comment zarrmax
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His name is Henry Paulson....

His name is Henry Paulson....

His name is henry Paulson....

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:15 | Link to Comment nummy
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:53 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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...Zero.

I am Chumbawamba, and I fucking love this guy.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 21:45 | Link to Comment Bubby BankenStein
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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God bless that message and performance.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 00:55 | Link to Comment agrotera
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NOPE. 

I never read or saw the "V for Vendetta" until i clicked on Bubba Blankensteins link (see below)--you must be asleep if you think that Obama and his Czars are like V!  Wake up!!!!!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 07:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 08:04 | Link to Comment Daedal
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Wattup.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:26 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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Interesting article from 06:                                                                                               http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/may2006/nf20060523_2210.htm?...

Wonder why Bush gave his intelligence czar the ability to excuse publicly traded companies from their usual accounting and securities-disclosure obligations.

William McLucas, the Securities & Exchange Commission's former enforcement chief, suggested that the ability to conceal financial information in the name of national security could lead some companies "to play fast and loose with their numbers." McLucas, a partner at the law firm Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale & Dorr in Washington, added: "It could be that you have a bunch of books and records out there that no one knows about.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:56 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Seriously?  You wonder why Bush did that?  Wow.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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"I guess they waited til the last fucking day to find a job"

LOL!

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Milton
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Factually correct.

I think I'm gonna send him an HP ProLiant DL 700 for his next video.

 

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Alexander Supertramp
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Except for umemployment being that lagging indicator that it is.  Dude's a crack up though, gotta be a fellow Nuge fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_QjEL0uUgo

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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is that a water gun  .... rofl this dude kicks ass ..

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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What does that guy do for a living?

The White House should replace Gibbs with that guy.

That would be a press conference I would watch.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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"Wall Street's factories are in China.. Wall Street's bonuses come from China".. Classic

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:43 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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He cleaned the garage up... but lost the fan blades from the last go around... I would like to see him and Mary Shapiro in a room together.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Art Vandelay
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The batting glove is a nice (new?) touch.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:50 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:02 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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More like a case of Celebrity Deathmatch

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:50 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Bill Fleckenstein had this link in his "Ask Fleck" today... very funny:

How You Will Order Pizza in 2010

http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:32 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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From Russo's America: Freedom to Fascism.  One of the pieces later in the film.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1656880303867390173

 

I hope Fleck has watched the whole thing.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:03 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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Watched the first few minutes... looks very interesting... will save it for the weekend.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:54 | Link to Comment duggenz
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This fella has a great swing.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:00 | Link to Comment capitalisa
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And my kids think I cuss too much!

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:14 | Link to Comment e1even1
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i cant stop laughing. no teleprompter there.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:31 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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THANK YOU.  46/65 = .707 is the number to beat

 

 

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Lothar the Rott...
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If someone could get him to say "I haven't been fucked like this since grade school" in that Carolina accent, that would be awesome mixed in on RZH. :-)

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:53 | Link to Comment gammaman
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Got a funny feeling WSPro2 is Tyler Durden...

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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We are all Tyler Durden.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:42 | Link to Comment gammaman
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"Please return your seat backs to their full upright and locked positions."

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 14:29 | Link to Comment zarrmax
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"You are not your job.
You are not how much you have in the bank.
You are not the contents of your wallet.
You are not your fucking Khakis.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of
the world."
~Tyler~

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 14:39 | Link to Comment zarrmax
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I thought this was appropriate given our current economic condition....

"Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War.
Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives."
~Tyler~

Tyler, I think we're about to challenge this thought.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 19:57 | Link to Comment Jim_Rockford
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Please, no one tell him his video camera was made in China.

// looking forward to the video in which he is wearing a Zero Intelligence t-shirt.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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Someone needs to send him a printing press to symbolically smash to smitherines.  It is the source of all his frustration, the ring of Soron.

The first item to be printed on the press by Guttenberg was a Bible - it's ironic that man can corrupt just about anything, and the last thing to be printed will most likely be paper money. 

He should also quote movie lines, I'm entering the first request from the Planet of the Apes while he smashes the printing press: "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Lothar the Rott...
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Couple of good threads to pull out of your comment if anyone were interested but I'm not smart enough to articulate them.  They have to do with the power of the press as we know it now vs. historically, and also the religious involvement with the formerly transcribing of the holy text by monks/priests/etc. and allowing anyone literate to have access to the same holy texts copied multiple times much more efficiently.

It's getting harder and harder for the monks to control the information flow, if everyone will pardon my poor analogy.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 21:23 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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I understand what you mean. 

The church had all the power, Martin Luther with the help of the printing press provided the word translated into English so everyone could read it for themselves without need for a Latin interpreter and the particular Padre's interpretation.  The "MSM" at the time did not appreciate the change.

A modern version of that same conflict is the rise of the internet and blogging.  It's challenging information flow and distributing information so quickly, that Gordon Brown (UK PM) stated at TED, "the power of technology - such as blogs - meant that the world could no longer be run by "elites".  Policies must instead be formed by listening to the opinions of people who are blogging and communicating with people around the world."  They can no longer control information flow, especially asymmetric information from hundreds of blogs - this is causing a great awakening and desperation for elites and the current "MSM" that want to control the message.

The next phase of this journey, this progression will be a choice between freedom and absolute tyranny / dictatorship to control the message and the medium of exchange - both ironically controlled by "the press".  We are gaining traction by blogging the message while CNBC viewership is down 28%.  Audit the Fed is progressing and is but the start.

The secret and riddle is this: all control is in the hands of the "press", both media and the printing press (heirarchial information & money control).  Deliver the power of the "press" (both information & money) to the people, and they will no longer be slaves and those that control both money and media stop being your masters. 

If you want to be free, you must destroy both.  Stop listening to the MSM and do not support any business associated with the printing press.  Perhaps Obama will turn populist and emancipate humanity from their clutches - Black, White, Brown, & Yellow (purposely divided so that we don't work together) free people could hold hands around a beer and sing "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last!" 

Or he can choose to be a puppet and deliver the populace into their grip, strengthen centralized power of the printing press (new regulatory fed powers), crack down on dissident voices (new fairness rules to shut down opposition), buy votes (GM union), and go down in history as Hopeless Change we can't believe in.

I'm telling you the truth, not everyone wants to hear it.  Benjamin Franklin said, "He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees." I've said too much already.

Down with the "Press" let them be symbols of oppression (Printing Press).


Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 00:08 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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While I share some of your concerns and know that soy, flouride, aspartame, hydrogenated oils, high fructose corn syrup, and anti-depressants can also subdue the masses, understand that there is a tipping point.  Remember that in the 2008 campaign, roughly 1/3 of eligible voters voted for the winner.  That means that 2/3 of eligible voters and roughly 3/4 of all Americans (the vast majority) did not buy in or vote for the winner.  These individuals are waiting for a movement to believe in. 

The fact that the winner tapped into the general mood of wanting Hope & Change suggests that this is still the dominating public mood - since it was an empty campaign promise.  This suggests there is still a pent up market demand for hope & change provided the populace does not slip into robotic apathy.  How do we reach these individuals - might we need an alternative national broadcasting company?  Could bloggers and other alternative media get together to provide a streamlined alternative perspective delivered to the box?  Can we get anonymous insiders to share the dirt with T.D.?

Listen to Gordon Brown's statement again, bloggers are changing the world.  Look what ZeroHedge did to bring attention to flash trading and dark pools.  CNBC reporters are squeeling like school girls at their ratings plunge.  We can change the world, as long as we believe it - that's what they fear and why they continually troll these sights to discourage the effort through negative statements and fear.

 

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:17 | Link to Comment donethat
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Maybe we should all forward this to: flag@whitehouse.gov

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:41 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Man, that guy would be really cranked if he saw these:

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 08/06/2009 - 06:15 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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Maybe those two days were the same days when they realized that part of their code was sitting somewhere on a server in Germany?

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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nice to see you here JanB

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 21:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis.

-Network

I can feel your anger... it gives you focus, it makes you stronger! Chancellor Palpatine

Anger, fear, aggression... the dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.  Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering.  Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose. Yoda

The capstone of the pyramid is extremely well organized internationally, we have the advantage of numbers but are not organized.  We need to focus our anger, our energy, our time, and money on overcoming bondage without destroying ourselves in the process.  Those who control the media and money interests own both political parties and are your nemesis, oppressors, and current masters.  What could you do today, tomorrow, and next week to weaken this two headed monster?  This begins with personal responsibility, know your enemy and lash out only at your enemy where he is weakest.

I am personally boycotting these groups and businesses associated with them.  Spend your money locally with honest businesses.  Work to enforce the constitutions requirement for congress to be responsible for the issuance of currency (end the Fed).  Pull your money out of WallStreet, how many stories do you need of the many and varied ways that they steal money from the masses? Vote for someone not from one of the two owned parties, avoid CFR related companies (eisenhower's military industrial comlex).

Does anyone else have any other ideas of how we can work together to eat m&m's  (media monopolists & money changers)?  The printer is great for venting, but we need to focus on our opponent (it is a multi-headed corporation) and need a plan.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:08 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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sry, this reply was mine, I forgot to log in....

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 02:59 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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OK, you had a suggestion - buy made in USA products, and I agree, local then USA where we can find it.  I find when there is a choice, like produce in my grocery store, I will choose USA over produce from Mexico.

If we can't find a product made in USA, perhaps savings would be a more appropriate use for our money.

This is a list of the CFR corporate members as of August 6, 2009, these are the globalists:

Corporate Membership

(as of August 06, 2009)

Founders

Bank of America / Merrill Lynch & Co., Inc.
Exxon Mobil Corporation
Goldman Sachs Group, Inc.
Hess Corporation
McKinsey & Company, Inc.
The Nasdaq OMX Group

President's Circle

American Express Company
Barclays Capital
Bennett Jones LLP
BP p.l.c.
Bridgewater Associates, Inc.
CA
Chevron Corporation
Citi
Credit Suisse
Eni S.p.A.
Fortress Investment Group LLC
Guardsmark LLC
Investcorp International, Inc.
Kingdon Capital Management
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co.
Korn/Ferry International
Lazard
Lockheed Martin Corporation
Mars, Inc.
McGraw-Hill Companies, The
Moody's Investors Service
Morgan Stanley
New Media Investments
Nike, Inc.
Reliance Industries Limited
Rio Tinto
Rockefeller Group International, Inc.
Rohatyn Group, The
Soros Fund Management
Standard Chartered Bank
Strategic Real Estate Advisors
Toyota Motor North America, Inc.
UBS
Veritas Capital LLC
Weiss Multi-Strategy Advisors, LLC

Premium

Access Industries, Inc.
ACE Limited
AEA Investors Inc.
Alcoa, Inc.
Allied World Assurance Company, Ltd.
Apollo Management, LP
ARAMARK Corporation
Aramco Services Company
Archer Daniels Midland Company
AREVA Inc.
Arnhold and S. Bleichroeder Holdings, Inc.
Arnold & Porter LLP
Baker Capital Corp.
Baker, Nye Advisers, Inc.
Baldwin-Gottschalk Group, The
Banco Mercantil
Bank of New York Mellon Corporation, The
BASF Corporation
BGR International
Blackstone Group L.P., The
Bloomberg
BNP Paribas
Boeing Company, The
Booz & Co.
Booz Allen Hamilton Inc.
Bunge Limited
CALYON Corporate and Investment Bank
Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce
Canon, Inc.
Caxton Associates
Chrysler LLC
Cisneros Group of Companies
CIT Group Inc.
Clarium
CNA Corporation, The
Coca-Cola Company, The
ConocoPhillips Company
Continental Properties
Corsair Capital
Covington & Burling
Craig Drill Capital Corporation
Dalberg Global Development Advisors
De Beers
Deere & Company
Deloitte
Deutsche Bank AG
Duke Energy Corporation
DynCorp International
Enel North America
Energy Intelligence Group, Inc.
Equinox Partners, L.P.
Estee Lauder Companies Inc.
Federal Express Corporation
Ford Motor Company
Freeport-McMoRan Copper and Gold Inc.
Future Pipe Industries, Inc.
General Atlantic LLC
General Electric Company
Gibson Dunn & Crutcher, LLP
GlaxoSmithKline
Google, Inc.
Granite Associates LP
Greenberg Traurig, LLP
Hitachi, Ltd.
Houlihan Lokey Howard & Zukin
IBM Corporation
Indus Capital Partners, LLC
InsCap Management, LLC
Invus Group, LLC
J.E. Robert Companies
Jacobs Asset Management, LLC
JPMorgan Chase & Co
Kailix Investment Advisors
KBR
Kometal GMBH Austria
Kuwait Petroleum Corporation
MacAndrews & Forbes Holdings Inc.
Mannheim LLC
Marathon Oil Company
Mark Partners
Marsh & McLennan Companies, Inc.
Marubeni America Corporation
MBIA Insurance Corporation
MeadWestvaco Corporation
Medley Capital
Medley Global Advisors
Merck & Co., Inc.
Milbank, Tweed, Hadley & McCloy LLP
Mitsubishi Heavy Industries America, Inc.
Mitsubishi International Corporation
Mitsui USA Foundation
Moore Capital Management LLC
Morgan, Lewis & Bockius LLP
Munich Re America Corporation
National Interest Security Company
New York Life International, Inc.
News Corporation, The
NYSE Euronext
Occidental Petroleum Corporation
Olayan Group, The
PepsiCo, Inc.
Peter Kimmelman Asset Management LLC
Pfizer Inc.
Pillsbury Winthrop Shaw Pittman LLP
Principal Financial Group
Prudential Life Insurance Co.
Raytheon Company
Resource Holdings, Ltd.
Rho Capital Partners
Rothschild North America, Inc.
Sandalwood Securities, Inc.
Shell Oil Company
Silver Lake Partners
Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP
Sony Corporation of America
Standard & Poor's
Starwood Capital Group
Sullivan & Cromwell LLP
Tata Group, The
Time Warner Inc.
Tishman Speyer Properties, Inc.
TOTAL S.A.
U.S. Chamber of Commerce
United Technologies Corporation
Verizon Communications Inc.
Visa Inc.
Volkswagen of America, Inc.
Vornado Realty Trust
Warburg Pincus LLC
Wyoming Investment Corporation
Xerox Corporation
Zephyr Management, L.P.
Ziff Brothers Investments LLC

Associates

AARP
Airbus North America
Baker & Hostetler LLP
Banca d'Italia
Cleary Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton LLP
Control Risks Group
Debevoise & Plimpton LLP
French-American Chamber of Commerce
Hemispheric Partners
Idemitsu Apollo Corporation
Intellispace, Inc.
Intesa Sanpaolo
Japan Bank for International Cooperation
JETRO New York
Joukowsky Family Foundation
Oxford Analytica Inc.
Turkish Industrialists' and Businessmen's Association
Weber Shandwick Worldwide

 

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 04:13 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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Not exactly, I said that made in USA usually means made in American Samoa by sweatshop workers with no minimum wage protections.

And you kind of proved my point there: what you just gave us is a list of pretty much every one and every thing, all the institutions that define our lives and our economic environment. If we DON'T do business with them, then WHO IS LEFT?!?!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 22:36 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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Not necessarily, many states have manufacturing.  There are many companies that are not on this list, there are many competitors for the services these companies provide.  Although this list looks large, there are hundreds of large companies not on the list.  Your broad generalization is like saying I can give you "millions" of reasons you should take personal responsibility for purchasing decisions.

You could just give up and suck your thumb, but a pirate wouldn't do that.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! OMFG!!!

Here's an even better Aliens quote:

Ripley, to Burke after he locks her in with a facehugger - "I don't know who's worse, us or them. You don't see the aliens killing each other over a goddamned percentage!"

Hudson, same scene - "I vote we waste this ratfuck sonofabotch right now!"

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:26 | Link to Comment brown_hornet
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Just so all your readers know.  Although the profits may leave the country, a Toyota Camry has more American content than your Ford Focus or Chevy Geo and they are hard-working NON-UNION autoworkers that build them

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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DO you have a link to this.  I know Honda has some pretty good sized production here too.

Either way, beats the shit out of my 36k mile Chevy transmission going boom with its soft metal CHinese parts.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 02:14 | Link to Comment e1even1
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another fairy tale exposed and discredited.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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sure it did ...

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:36 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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0k dude, since i have had it enough with you Anon fuckers, i will call your bluff and i will raise you. Ok, since you know who TD is, and where he worked, come on, let us know his name, his employer and where he lives ... common tough guy ... you either got balls, or you got shit ...

 

EDIT: and if your little story is actually true, TD will gain even more respect with me, considering he stood up and pointed to a blatantly manipulated market segment ..

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:54 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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i called your bluff, and you have proven you are a spineless little bitch who can talk the talk but doesn't have the balls to walk the walk ... and its not ZH fault your little link aggregating site has no goddamn traffic or content which could bring readers ... now fuck off, you little child ...  and stop trolling you worthless piece of shit ..

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:11 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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It's okay, I'm sure Tyler already has this fool's ip address, all he need do now is hand it over to the baseball-bat wielding legions that are forming even as we speak...

 

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:25 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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dude, trust me when i say that i would jump on the first plane flying to the Sates just to participate in that ..

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:29 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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And I would pay for your plane ticket too, and give you the baseball bat, if Goldman had left me with anything resembling an income...

MORE BLOOD!!! MORE BLOOD!!! MORE BLOOD!!!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:32 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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<WHACK!> (smashes anon in the face with a baseball bat)

MORE BLOOD!!! MORE BLOOD!!! MORE BLOOD!!!

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:38 | Link to Comment russell
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This man should be a contributor, with permission to upload hi-def 16:9 flv's.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:49 | Link to Comment mule65
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Sorry to be a dud, but I've had enough of this guy.

Wed, 08/05/2009 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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the man deserves an oscar.

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:15 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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What he deserves is a Presidential Medal of Freedom, the only reason he shouldn't get a CMH is because he isn't acting on behalf of the military...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 00:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:21 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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I love this guy so much, I'm going to track him down and give him tons of link love right fracking now... This guy is exactly and precisely what we need, a pure and untainted expression of the rage of the average man at the destruction of his livelyhood, his family, his very life at the hands of these criminal vampires... ohhhh, the bloody market is rallying... everybody over at CNBC is doing their usual ass-licking for their sponsors and intentionally confusing the bloody stupid STOCK MARKET for the ECONOMY, of which we HAVE NONE ANY MORE. FUCK THE STOCK MARKET. THE STOCK MARKET DOES NOT EMPLOY ME, IT EMPLOYS THE CHINESE AND THAT DOESN'T HELP ME.

More blood!!! More blood!!! More blood!!!

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 04:20 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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Cool, it's up at my site now along with a suggestion for how to deal with those stupid teabaggers, you know the astroturfing idiots that the insurance companies just funded with bailout money to disrupt town hall meetings and make it look like people don't want public health care when they really do? Seriously, for as much as we just paid Wall Street we could have funded Obamacare like ten times over or something...

These people really piss me off, and I hope Tyler doesn't mind me posting this link...

http://www.econocataclysm.com/walstreetpro2-wall-streets-earnings-come-f...

I'm trying to get a hold of this guy, too. He's a genius and he's telling it like it is.

More you-know-what...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 01:35 | Link to Comment Econocataclysm
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Re: the "More Blood!!!" thing:

I just got done watching the Watchmen animation thingie, Tales of the Black Freighter and it kinda stuck with me...

Thu, 08/06/2009 - 06:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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